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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "no thanks im washing my hair.  | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "No thanks I am watching paint dry  | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? no thanks im washing my hair. "All the better then! No horrid smells.  | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer "Tuck it between your legs and off you go  | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer "off you pop into your car then,if you tuck it between your legs he may not notice | |||
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"Haha Mistletoe great minds! "My thoughts exactly ... again | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "i love winning millions on the lottery. but it ain't going to happen ! Mind you, i bet i have a better chance of getting all six numbers than you have of a lady coming round for a licking and a long drive home ! | |||
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"they drive to you and you open you mouth, take your tongue out and flick it... and they drive home..... wow, a great offer... all the best"Haha love this | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "was the question, do U love it? | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "Did you honestly think a woman is going to drive round to yours, on the spur of the moment, to be licked and then drive home again? Congratulations on making your posts more readable, but your approach and expectations still need work. A lot of work. | |||
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"Muff driving.  " lol | |||
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"minge?...really? Such a charmer" could have been worse ! could have called it 'clunge' | |||
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"Yeah I'm in why not Ive got nothing better to do tonight!! X " You'd better set off right now. | |||
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"Yeah I'm in why not Ive got nothing better to do tonight!! X You'd better set off right now. " Oh no. I can't. Just remembered I'm busy. My bad. | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go"I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you  | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you "Ooh such a spoil sport | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "...added to my growing list of things NOT to say....for any number of reasons.  | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport"Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there It's really no trouble | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking... "The thread would possibly have hit 175 replies in record time But what does that really tell ya? | |||
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"You must be beating them off with a big stick by now." beating himself off more likely | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking...
The thread would possibly have hit 175 replies in record time
But what does that really tell ya? "and a fuck buddy couple profile created | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport"would be spoiling his sport for sure when he saw the size of my clit | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble "Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds? | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?"thanks so much for the offer i am happy to just wank in the corner tho | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport would be spoiling his sport for sure when he saw the size of my clit "Don't worry i have a big one too .. just keep the lights off | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking...
The thread would possibly have hit 175 replies in record time
But what does that really tell ya? "It tells me that if they added it to the McDonald's breakfast menu a lot of us wouldn't make it to work on time. | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?
thanks so much for the offer
i am happy to just wank in the corner tho "Oh ok 
give me a ring ... 118 118 | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking...
The thread would possibly have hit 175 replies in record time
But what does that really tell ya?
It tells me that if they added it to the McDonald's breakfast menu a lot of us wouldn't make it to work on time." | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?
thanks so much for the offer
i am happy to just wank in the corner tho
Oh ok
give me a ring ... 118 118 "whats the code | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking... "This is probably why he thought it was worth asking. If he would like a drive-by sucking, why wouldn't a woman want the same? A lot of men don't seem to get that women may be here looking for sex, but often they're not looking for quite the same things as the men, or not in the same way. Some guys appear to think that because "we're all here for the same thing" that women will want what they want. I got a message the other day from someone asking if I was free that day. I pointed out my profile says I'm not meeting at the moment and asking if he'd read it. He told me he had, after he'd sent the message! He just assumed as I'm here, I must want what he wants and didn't even bother to look. He wasn't even that local (about 90mins drive away and he'd have expected me to accommodate, which I can't do). He didn't understand why I was insulted that he'd not bothered to consider what I might be looking for (or not, at the moment). The OP doesn't have much experience of women, I suspect. | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking...
The thread would possibly have hit 175 replies in record time
But what does that really tell ya?
It tells me that if they added it to the McDonald's breakfast menu a lot of us wouldn't make it to work on time." | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?
thanks so much for the offer
i am happy to just wank in the corner tho
Oh ok
give me a ring ... 118 118 whats the code "0845 | |||
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"beats a double sausage and eggmcmuffin that fer sure "Erm....no it doesn't | |||
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"How could any of you women refuse such an alluring offer you should all be ashamed to call yourself swingers "totally agree.. bloke offers a free no reciprocation gash bashing and they all bottle it.. bloody fakes n timewasters ....  | |||
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"How different the replies would be if some woman had offered a drive-by sucking...
This is probably why he thought it was worth asking. If he would like a drive-by sucking, why wouldn't a woman want the same?
A lot of men don't seem to get that women may be here looking for sex, but often they're not looking for quite the same things as the men, or not in the same way."...and vive la difference! | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "Yeah go on then - it'll save me putting the immersion on to have a shower | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?
thanks so much for the offer
i am happy to just wank in the corner tho
Oh ok
give me a ring ... 118 118 whats the code
0845 "some bint talking filth to me,,,and I cant get a word in edge ways | |||
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"Any women fancy driving to me I'll lick their minge then they go, I love it? "If you offer to lick after they go, rather than before, you may get more takers - especially if they are running low on the charmin ultra... | |||
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"well I thought it was a reasonable offer
Tuck it between your legs and off you go I think I shall decline that offer,if it's all the same to you
Ooh such a spoil sport
Mistletoe you're prob closest to all of us
If you've still had a drink, I can always pick you up and give you a lift up there
It's really no trouble
Oh Bussy you such a gent ... let me quickly organize a sitter. Are you having seconds?
thanks so much for the offer
i am happy to just wank in the corner tho
Oh ok
give me a ring ... 118 118 whats the code
0845 some bint talking filth to me,,,and I cant get a word in edge ways "Sorry i got excited | |||
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"Oh No I didn't see this till just now!! I was over your way this aft.... can't believe I missed this once in a lifetime offer...... "Its fine.. Bussy is picking me up soon to take me there, there's room for another | |||
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"Oh No I didn't see this till just now!! I was over your way this aft.... can't believe I missed this once in a lifetime offer......
Its fine.. Bussy is picking me up soon to take me there, there's room for another "Ooh thanks! I'll just go get my banana.... see you soon!  | |||
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"Oh No I didn't see this till just now!! I was over your way this aft.... can't believe I missed this once in a lifetime offer......
Its fine.. Bussy is picking me up soon to take me there, there's room for another
Ooh thanks! I'll just go get my banana.... see you soon! "Bring two | |||
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