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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we going to fuck or…?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to fuck or…?"

Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t carrot sticks lovely tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we going to fuck or…?

Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again "

Who said you had to travel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we going to fuck or…?

Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again

Who said you had to travel? "

Gotta burn off the first half of the houmous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren’t carrot sticks lovely tho?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we going to fuck or…?

Pls by the time I make it to your ends it'll be time to wake up for work again

Who said you had to travel?

Gotta burn off the first half of the houmous "

Ok you’re not tryna fuck.

Used to it

By it I mean rejection

HAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab "

Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab

Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down"

I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I suggest dancing and sashaying to bed. A little dancercise before slumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suggest dancing and sashaying to bed. A little dancercise before slumber "

Slumber partyyyyyyyyyyy

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a perv oops I mean peak at my fashion sens ha ha

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Aren’t carrot sticks lovely tho?

"

Nope.

Everytime you eat a carrot: a pony goes hungry. Feed the ponies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suggest dancing and sashaying to bed. A little dancercise before slumber "

But I already did exercise today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vegan would love to steal it off you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A vegan would love to steal it off you lol "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the trick is to not buy it in the first place lol.

I'm awful when it's in arms reach, or vaguely nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab

Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down

I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious. "

Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vegan would love to steal it off you lol

Eh? "

Ah the vegan bashing again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you. "

I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vegan would love to steal it off you lol

Eh? "

Vegans can/will eat hummus so as a distraction I thought I’d say something that makes no sense to do that. Obviously my efforts were no good

Oh well I tried

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab

Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down

I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious.

Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother "

Do I shell the chickpeas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.

I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then "

Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.

The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other half of that delectable pot of Tesco Moroccan houmous in the fridge I'll know my willpower is officially turned up to 11 again.

Just need to make it to bedtime... Send me your best distractions pls good people of fab

Make your own hummus at least you can keep the oil content down

I can never make it as smooth as the shop bought ones. This one's got all the Moroccan spices that I cba to work out the ratios of as well. It's truly delicious.

Do you she'll the chickpeas? Tedious awfull job but worth it - much smoother - like next level awesome smoother

Do I shell the chickpeas "

Depends loreal are you worth it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the trick is to not buy it in the first place lol.

I'm awful when it's in arms reach, or vaguely nearby.

"

I would be fine if they sold it by the half-pot. My issue is stopping at half of a whole pot.

Anyhoo, 3 minutes left. I think I'm gonna make it, folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop…."

FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the trick is to not buy it in the first place lol.

I'm awful when it's in arms reach, or vaguely nearby.

I would be fine if they sold it by the half-pot. My issue is stopping at half of a whole pot.

Anyhoo, 3 minutes left. I think I'm gonna make it, folks "

Good luck lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you eat yours?"

B R E A D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm the same with a roule cheese and crackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop….

FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat "

Go slap yourself lady!!!!

You might not be the ideal weight that you'd like to be but never ever call yourself fat. Very damaging that is.

Also if you didn't like being enticed down the path of utter corruption why are on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese"
I hate myself and my body when will this life end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese I hate myself and my body when will this life end"

Dude cheese gives you nightmares I'd you eat it before bedtime - now step away from the cheese

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.

I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then

Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.

The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food. "

Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese I hate myself and my body when will this life end

Dude cheese gives you nightmares I'd you eat it before bedtime - now step away from the cheese"

Too late.

It’s worth whatever comes next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.

I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then

Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.

The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food.

Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap "

That was the other one they said about - I'm fine with coriander - good job as you can't make a salsa without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The taxman dressed like pin head off of hellraiser is chasing you tonight buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese"

What cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm, just imagine licking it off your fingers. The lovely crunch of a bit of chick pea, the tang of tahini, just dip your finger in…. Go on…. Just one scoop….

FML I swear some people just want to me to stay fat

Go slap yourself lady!!!!

You might not be the ideal weight that you'd like to be but never ever call yourself fat. Very damaging that is.

Also if you didn't like being enticed down the path of utter corruption why are on Fab "

Tiny bit more damage ain't gonna do any harm

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"That would be really easy for me....it wouldn't make it into my fridge in the first place, its vile

I'll send you my taste buds, that will stop you.

I found out recently from some rather clever scientist people that some stuff tastes like soap depending on your taste buds and that stuff varies from person to person - that explains lemongrass then

Lemongrass just threw up in my mouth a bit.

The bane of all pre-prepared Thai food.

Agreed … and don’t get me started on coriander tastes like soap

That was the other one they said about - I'm fine with coriander - good job as you can't make a salsa without it."

It’s strange because I can actually tolerate it in salsa or some Mexican foods, but can’t stand it in Thai food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese

What cheese? "

Mature (On brand).

And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese

What cheese?

Mature (On brand).

And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce. "

Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing

Cheddar?

Gouda?

Red Leicester?

Details, Steven, DETAILS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese

What cheese?

Mature (On brand).

And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.

Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing

Cheddar?

Gouda?

Red Leicester?

Details, Steven, DETAILS. "

Firstly, Stephen *.

Secondly cheddar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese

What cheese?

Mature (On brand).

And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.

Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing

Cheddar?

Gouda?

Red Leicester?

Details, Steven, DETAILS.

Firstly, Stephen *.

Secondly cheddar! "

OK thanks Stephe.

Have you ever tried Mexicana?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Best distraction is to drink water until you can’t anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate cheese

What cheese?

Mature (On brand).

And I dipped it in hot pepper sauce.

Steve pls "mature cheese" is not a thing

Cheddar?

Gouda?

Red Leicester?

Details, Steven, DETAILS.

Firstly, Stephen *.

Secondly cheddar!

OK thanks Stephe.

Have you ever tried Mexicana? "

Get a room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best distraction is to drink water until you can’t anymore "

Do I look like I've got the time to be up all night peeing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best distraction is to drink water until you can’t anymore

Do I look like I've got the time to be up all night peeing? "

Just swamp the bed and say it was squirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Safely tucked up in bed, sans an extra 200cals + bread!

Now to do this all over again tomorrow...

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Best distraction is to drink water until you can’t anymore

Do I look like I've got the time to be up all night peeing? "

I’m sure there’s a guy or two on here that enjoy water sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Safely tucked up in bed, sans an extra 200cals + bread!

Now to do this all over again tomorrow... "

One day at a time

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