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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That I can hold it in for hours and hours, but then at the last hurdle - as soon as my eyes spot a toilet - my bladder thinks it's time to start making it rain

It's the awkward crossed-leg waddle across the bathroom for me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've learned how to hold my bladder. It's not entirely healthy to be honest. To avoid the need to use the stairs at home, I can hold it for ages. Working in education has been formative in learning how to hold it, despite circumstances down below conspiring to make it hard to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the… for me

Is one of my favourite things I love it when people talk like that. Like,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

True though

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

It's the awkward crossed-leg waddle across the bathroom for me "

Cartwheel to the loo instead; problem solved

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's so true ...especially when I walk straight past it to the kitchen...and then I need to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the same for me on car journeys. When I’m within striking distance of home my bladder has some sort of radar system that says ‘it’s wee time!’

The older I get the more I worry I’ll have an accident .. it’s coming isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It must be all in the mind ...the busting feeling is some sort of spasm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me. "

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that "

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called"

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s the same for me on car journeys. When I’m within striking distance of home my bladder has some sort of radar system that says ‘it’s wee time!’

The older I get the more I worry I’ll have an accident .. it’s coming isn’t it? "

Yesss I get this. I always go right before leaving work, but as soon as I'm on my street it's wee-mageddon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place "

God’s fave?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place

God’s fave?"

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place

God’s fave?

Possibly

Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger

KIDDING (for the losers)"
**

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place

God’s fave?

Possibly

Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger

KIDDING (for the losers) **"

I thought you meant was my bladder god's fave?!

It certainly wasn't the rest of it!

But Steve, you're peng..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It gets worse after you have a child. That’s what the streets tell me.

Lots of things get worse after having a child

But holding my bladder, I can do that

My gf really struggled for a bit bless her. The pelvic floor was destroyed. I don’t even know if that’s what it’s called

My PF is destroyed too, I've had surgery on some of it, other bits held together with a little silicone donut thingy. But bladder, I seem to have kept that one, bizarrely. Despite it not being quite in the right place

God’s fave?

Possibly

Must be nice! He birthed me Black the cheeky bugger

KIDDING (for the losers) **

I thought you meant was my bladder god's fave?!

It certainly wasn't the rest of it!

But Steve, you're peng.........."

When you call me peng it makes me want to rip your clothes off.

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