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Flirt with a Fabster : Rhyme edition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say you’re in and join the thread

And if you see someone you’d like to bed

Tell them here that you’re a fan

And you’d love to fuck them if you can

Only one clause in this thread of mine

You have to tell them all in rhyme ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Ok i rhymed mine with rhyme but hey, let it go .. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan Dan you are the man I want you to fuck me as hard as you can

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Berkshire Dan, he's the man

But will he flop if I make his balloon pop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Dan you are the man I want you to fuck me as hard as you can "

Ah lovely Jo Anna so very hot

I’ll fuck you hard with all I’ve got!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Berkshire Dan, he's the man

But will he flop if I make his balloon pop?"

Ahhh Mrs Rickshawed, the lovely Dee

She makes me want to do a sex wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan Berks

Don't upset him

Or Dan Barks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Dan Dan he's the man if anyone can he can.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan Dan you are the man I want you to fuck me as hard as you can

Ah lovely Jo Anna so very hot

I’ll fuck you hard with all I’ve got! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Berks

Don't upset him

Or Dan Barks"

The hunky Just Pete

Has a whopping man meat

You can tell by his feet

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been on fab for too long

However I have an enormous schlong

Therefore if you’d like some rhyme

Come tome and spend some time

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an absolutely brilliant thread

But I wonder Dan

Can I share your bed?

If indeed the answer is no I won’t be disheartened and won’t feel low

But you need to know my favourite teletubby is po

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan Dan needs a ban ....

Come show me your naughty Can Can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Dan he's the man if anyone can he can..... "

He’s so hot DirtyDevil666

I wish he had multiple dicks

To lick(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me hope Jo Anna

'Til the morning comes

When I'll find my spanner

And can fix my drums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What an absolutely brilliant thread

But I wonder Dan

Can I share your bed?

If indeed the answer is no I won’t be disheartened and won’t feel low

But you need to know my favourite teletubby is po "

My fave Teletubby is Dipsy

Let’s go and get Tipsy (together )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Dreamy Boo

The Queen of bants

And on her heels

You'll find her pants

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Dan Berks and F&B...

You're both hot, so do me..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dan Jo Anna and dreamy boo

Oh how I'd love to meet with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Dan needs a ban ....

Come show me your naughty Can Can "

DreamyBoo

The girl who

I want to woo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my thinking cap on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a shag

but I don’t think I could

With luck my mojo will return…

“touch wood!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on fab for too long

However I have an enormous schlong

Therefore if you’d like some rhyme

Come tome and spend some time

Lol x"

His Schlongs so big

He can use it to dig ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to the lovely Rickshawed,

I would love to show you my pork sword,

For a suck and a fuck,

Whatever it took,

For your body to be explored

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your cap on

An ill make you sounds like you just put the tap on

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lisa b45

Are you up for a cheeky muff dive

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Roses are red violets are blue Dreamy Boo can I cum for you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Berks and F&B...

You're both hot, so do me..

"

What a threesome that would be

You and him and you and me

The only downside I can see

Is who’d be first to sit on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend Big Mack

Does come with fries

Straight from his sack

Good job it's lies.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

"
here's a tip for the girl called Sprocket

If you ask him nicely he'll let you suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly fool

Show me your tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Jo Anna and dreamy boo

Oh how I'd love to meet with you "

My dear Sir olovingman

That sounds to me like an excellent plan

I’ll go first on DreamyBoo

Then we’ll swap and she’ll go with you

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Dirtydevil666 would you like to see my knix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky_Inked_Bi so busty,

My chat up lines are a bit rusty,

Wanna fuck?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Dan Berks,

Fucking him would have its perks,

He has a cute prick,

and is never a prick,

But he can admire me as he jerks

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Just Pete,

a human man.

Does CFNM meets

like no one else can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardly fool

Show me your tool "

*Swoon*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

"

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Dan Jo Anna and dreamy boo

Oh how I'd love to meet with you

My dear Sir olovingman

That sounds to me like an excellent plan

I’ll go first on DreamyBoo

Then we’ll swap and she’ll go with you "

Jo Anna and dreamy

Ooft and ooft

I'll shag them til my cock goes soooft

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

[Removed by poster at 13/09/22 21:21:56]

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Dirtydevil666 would you like to see my knix? "

That would set me off like a rocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello there dreamy boo

Lovely underwear hanging from your shoe

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Dirtydevil666 would you like to see my knix?

That would set me off like a rocket... "

Over Sprockett

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Getting my thinking cap on! "

Goodness gracious Kinky inked bi

Your body is gorgeous

Can I give you a try?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’) "

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Berks,

Fucking him would have its perks,

He has a cute prick,

and is never a prick,

But he can admire me as he jerks "

Welcome back to TinaTitz

She’s so classy like the Ritz

Those wonderous titz are so great

Fancy going on a little sex date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete,

a human man.

Does CFNM meets

like no one else can "

Too right - that's the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,

What's his name? Just Pete

His lunging stance has me in a trance,

And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,

His forum posts make laugh & titter

I'd let him do me up the shitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!"

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,

What's his name? Just Pete

His lunging stance has me in a trance,

And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,

His forum posts make laugh & titter

I'd let him do me up the shitter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartshapedboxx I'm loving your socks

Where in Scotland are you fey

Co's I reckon I could Deffo make your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DreamyBoo

Hi there you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

For Sir Pete of Just

There is much fora lust

There's plenty whose eyes

Wander up past his thighs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tina titz fab survivor

She'll lend you her spares if you give her a fiver

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

"

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I like to sniff a ladies pants

But rarely do I have the chance

They dance and chat in clubs I go

But alas these days they're all commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the couple who always Giggle,

I wish the Mrs would give me a wiggle,

Right on my face,

As long as it takes,

Until I don't wriggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?"

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonsey make me moansie

Before you bang me in the vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man on fab I'd like to meet,

What's his name? Just Pete

His lunging stance has me in a trance,

And his muscled thighs impress my eyes,

His forum posts make laugh & titter

I'd let him do me up the shitter "

Oh HeartShapedBoxxx

That was so silly

Twas full of shocks

Just like my willy

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away

- Ms F.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Pete

Lick my feet

I’ll give you a treat

Let’s go to Crete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Midnight you

Deserve a shout

That pic is new

Your bum is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my Miss Heartshapedboxxx,

When opportunity knocks,

I'll be right round,

To give you a pound,

For your used socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This couple’s profile, I’m assured,

Will make me go “oh my Lord”.

Are they pulling my leg?

Will they take me to bed?

I’ll only know when I’ve been Rickshawed …

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh to the lovely Rickshawed,

I would love to show you my pork sword,

For a suck and a fuck,

Whatever it took,

For your body to be explored "

Hardly's no fool with his fat

Ball and table tennis bat

He takes a good pic

He could do this chick

Bent over his front door mat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Dreamy Boo !

I dream of You!

Dressed all in black

You never lack

For style or grace.

A friendly face,

Angelic smile

But filthy mind,

Now let me take you

From behind.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo midnight your pics I'm so enjoying

What a shame.e you're so annoying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heartshapedboxx I'm loving your socks

Where in Scotland are you fey

Co's I reckon I could Deffo make your day"

Bonus points from Rabbie Burns for using 'fey'

I'm way up north, 350 miles away.

I love the accent in Liverpool,

I'm sure just hearing you talk would make me drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something sublime about midnight

The thrill, the calm, the charm and sight

Full moon rising a visual delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Midnight you

Deserve a shout

That pic is new

Your bum is out"

Shhhusshhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete

Lick my feet

I’ll give you a treat

Let’s go to Crete

"

Oh Kinky Ink

I love your voice

So brown or pink?

You have the choice

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?"

If you take my massive strap-on,

I will suck your average weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan Dan

You are my man

Put it in

Before i grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone say

Just Pete ?

Yes !

But he can't hear.

He's taking HeartShaped

Up the rear.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dan Berks and F&B...

You're both hot, so do me..

"

How I'd love to eat that cherry

Lips entwined by one red berry.

Come and kiss me Lisa B .

And come tell me how much you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete

Lick my feet

I’ll give you a treat

Let’s go to Crete

Oh Kinky Ink

I love your voice

So brown or pink?

You have the choice"

I’m loving these I’m rubbish at rhymes!

I’ll go for pink

To make me scream

Can’t ignore brown

Now that’s the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent time in Glasgow and dunoon

So I know how to speak Scottish and how youse get DOON

350 miles I would walk

Just to let you hear me talk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

midnight with that picture

Posted so neat and slickly

I better go and fab it quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky ink

Making all the the boys wink

Maybe you and i

Should try being in the pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid night day light! Too all day ill seduce you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away

- Ms F. "

For Ms Fluffy kittens,

The cost to travel to you is pittance,

So when I meet you,

My ass will be blue,

So please spank me with mittens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?

If you take my massive strap-on,

I will suck your average weapon. "

If you lived in London I’d take the tube

But never mind, I’ll pack the lube

Travelling up North is such a farce

But worth it to be taken up the arse

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I always enjoy an evening chat,

and a good old perv, can’t lie about that.

So I’ve come to look and try my luck.

There’s plenty that I’d love to fuck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Kinky ink

Making all the the boys wink

Maybe you and i

Should try being in the pink "

Kinky and midnight

Playing with your crotches

Would you mind

If sir olov watches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl on here

Whose name is Sprockett

Her bum you leer

And have to fockett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the ladies know

That good Sir O

Will make them go

Oh, oh, oooooooooh!

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol


"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away

- Ms F.

For Ms Fluffy kittens,

The cost to travel to you is pittance,

So when I meet you,

My ass will be blue,

So please spank me with mittens "

Be warned these kitten mittens do have claws,

Wouldnt it be awful if I tore your drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinky ink

Making all the the boys wink

Maybe you and i

Should try being in the pink

Kinky and midnight

Playing with your crotches

Would you mind

If sir olov watches "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan Dan

You are my man

Put it in

Before i grin "

Sexy Midnight with pics so fizzy

They send me all so very dizzy

A body so perfect and made for sin

I can’t wait to stick it in!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"A girl on here

Whose name is Sprockett

Her bum you leer

And have to fockett "

Roses are red,

Roses are thorny,

You, Just Pete,

Make me real horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Midnight with the sexy calves,

You never do things by halves,

So tie up my hands,

As my cock stands,

I can't find another thing to rhyme with calves

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"All the ladies know

That good Sir O

Will make them go

Oh, oh, oooooooooh!

"

Hey my friend Leo blooms

Let's get some girls and adjoining rooms

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"To Midnight with the sexy calves,

You never do things by halves,

So tie up my hands,

As my cock stands,

I can't find another thing to rhyme with calves "

Marvlus nearly does

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?

If you take my massive strap-on,

I will suck your average weapon.

If you lived in London I’d take the tube

But never mind, I’ll pack the lube

Travelling up North is such a farce

But worth it to be taken up the arse

"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine young sprocket

Or is it a socket

For my gentlemen’s wrench

To make you, umm, drench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried so many times

To write some witty rhymes

But the user names were complex

And I'm yet again with no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sandals and all, FoolHardy is class, and he has a beautiful ass, I perve his pics I have to say, a pity he's so far away

- Ms F.

For Ms Fluffy kittens,

The cost to travel to you is pittance,

So when I meet you,

My ass will be blue,

So please spank me with mittens

Be warned these kitten mittens do have claws,

Wouldnt it be awful if I tore your drawers "

I hope it would be worth it to see,

What is beneath,

so please feel free,

To also use your teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?

If you take my massive strap-on,

I will suck your average weapon.

If you lived in London I’d take the tube

But never mind, I’ll pack the lube

Travelling up North is such a farce

But worth it to be taken up the arse

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

"

Sounds to me like that would bring tears to my eyes

But I’ll do it if I can feast between your thighs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Dan from Berks,

Show me how your willy works.

Now there’s an offer I can’t refuse

Inside your pants I want to peruse

We can have such fun and larks

(By the way Berks rhymes with ‘Barks’)

Don't take the mick,

You southern dick!

I can’t help that I’m such a twat

There’s not much I can do about that

But I do know this my lovely Sprockett

I’d love you to suck my little sex rocket

DanBerks you called my bluff,

Would you like it up the chuff ?

Up the chuff sounds good to me

As long as I can squeeze your left boobie?

If you take my massive strap-on,

I will suck your average weapon.

If you lived in London I’d take the tube

But never mind, I’ll pack the lube

Travelling up North is such a farce

But worth it to be taken up the arse

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

"
Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry? "

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried so many times

To write some witty rhymes

But the user names were complex

And I'm yet again with no sex "

Bloo Bloo

You must be living in an Igloo

There's many on here that would

Do you in the Fab Loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinky ink

Making all the the boys wink

Maybe you and i

Should try being in the pink "

Oh my!

Let’s give it a try

Come say hi

To kinky inked bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinky inked bi

Oh my my MY!

So very hot

You’ve got the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young Dan Berks

This is such a good thread !

How I wish you were bi

And I'd give you good head

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is he a mouse or a man?

I know I'm quite a fan

I like the look of his duck

I fancy a fuck

From the one who puts the ger after dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my DreamyBoo

Just looking at you

With those stunning eyes

I’m growing in size

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Inked Minx

Look into my eyes when I'm between your thighs

I'll undo my flies to give you a nice surprise

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Inked Minx

Look into my eyes when I'm between your thighs

I'll undo my flies to give you a nice surprise "

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are Bloo

Hey baby

What's that mouth do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Young Dan Berks

This is such a good thread !

How I wish you were bi

And I'd give you good head

"

Yes I have to report that straight I am

But it’s a shame you don’t have a hairy clam

Or a foof, or a Fanny or any word for cunt

Because otherwise I might have had a punt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dearest sexy dreamyboo

Cum and get some creamy bloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Searching in my merkin

Oh what did i find

A scruffy little urchin

Oh never mind

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream"

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreamy boo, I dream of you,

And all the things I’d do,

It’s true,

Your lovely lingerie collection,

And tasteful photo shoot selection,

They sadly make me feel dejection,

Because I know that you,

Are far away the chances are slim,

You won’t choose me you’ll select him,

And that’s why I’m now here electing,

You’re profile not to view.

Again.

A Sad Poem by DangerMouse aged 46 and a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !! "

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Searching in my merkin

Oh what did i find

A scruffy little urchin

Oh never mind "

Good try, I lie, it’s pie, I think I’ll go cry

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair "

On her neck ..on her thighs

But please please Dan..not in her eyes

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair "

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is my kinkiest excess

To wish to ride the midnight express

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll fuck you slowly I’ll fuck you quick,

My profile pic is of you're mums dick.

You think you’re cool, you think you’re sly

When I bust a nut it will be in your eye.

Don’t be bashful don’t be a sinner.

I’ll take you out for a nice seafood dinner.

Let me pay, I’ll be a gentleman and polite, just as long as I can cum in your bum at the end of the night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

On her neck ..on her thighs

But please please Dan..not in her eyes "

She’s got the choice

When we have sex

To protect her eyes

She should wear specs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Dreamy boo, I dream of you,

And all the things I’d do,

It’s true,

Your lovely lingerie collection,

And tasteful photo shoot selection,

They sadly make me feel dejection,

Because I know that you,

Are far away the chances are slim,

You won’t choose me you’ll select him,

And that’s why I’m now here electing,

You’re profile not to view.

Again.

A Sad Poem by DangerMouse aged 46 and a bit

"

Mr mouse take advice from this sage

When rhyme flirting there's no filters for age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter! "

There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow

Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It is my kinkiest excess

To wish to ride the midnight express

"

The glimmer of hope in this rhyme flickers

Whe she sees this she'll drop her knickers

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter!

There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow

Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow? "

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter!

There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow

Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ? "

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Fool Hardly, your face has a habit of melting my heart

I know this makes me sound quite the tart

So please take this as me giving it a punt

I’d like you to set up camp in my..

You get where this is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickshawed Oh my very hot

Gorgeous boobs , Gorgeous bot

Very tempting red balloon

Hope it goes bang very soon

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter!

There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow

Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )"

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd just like to charm the pants

Off that beautiful lady Jamie hants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!! "

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

Danberks, I knew you wouldn't be resisting,

Come to me for a massive fisting!!

Dan says he's willing to give it a try

Are you using lube ..or going in dry?

Going in dry will make me scream

But over her face I will soon cream

Don't jizz in my eye you bloody rotter,

Or I'll fuck you with an otter !!

I jizz away without a care,

And get it all in your hair

Leave my locks you pesky critter,

Or you'll get it up the shitter!

There’s so many rules it’s hard to follow

Let’s make it simple: why not just swallow?

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!! "

Not taken while you were relaxing

Before and after you had your waxing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried! "

Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,

Sadly this time you're empty handed!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried! "

Ssh Dan. There no need to shout

I've got a feeling she's posted some out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There was a young man called Dan Berk

Whose favourite thing was to Jerk

He would jerk on the flowers

For hours and hours

and finished it off with a smirk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Hants - Body Shape:Ample

Boobs that I would love to sample

Not disappointing

But a prime example

Of dirty flirty fun…

Jane Hants - bites her own lip

Sexy eyes and curvy of hip

Did I mention the boobs?

Her butt I would flip

I FAF in those buns…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!

Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,

Sadly this time you're empty handed!"

Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while

You sent me pics that make me smile

When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat

To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy lady by the name of granny crumpet

Enjoyed her time as a fanny strumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a young man called Dan Berk

Whose favourite thing was to Jerk

He would jerk on the flowers

For hours and hours

and finished it off with a smirk. "

There was a young/old* lady called Granny

Who had such a wonderful fanny

It took lots of dicks

And could do lots of tricks

And it’s resemblance to an oyster was uncanny xxx

(*delete as applicable )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fool Hardly, your face has a habit of melting my heart

I know this makes me sound quite the tart

So please take this as me giving it a punt

I’d like you to set up camp in my..

You get where this is going "

Oh I know exactly where this is going,

Just the thought has something growing,

So just give me a chance,

To get in your pants,

So the whole would can know,

I fucked Jamie's Hants

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!

Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,

Sadly this time you're empty handed!

Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while

You sent me pics that make me smile

When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat

To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx "

I'm off to bed, there's plenty of room.

Come in Dan and make me swoon !!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Crumpet

Granny Crumpet

Many men

Would like to pump it !

So elusive

So enigmatic

Her sexual energy

Gives me static

A wit so sharp

And brain so able

GC, GC !

Bend over that table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll lick it up like a cat, come on Dan where's it at ?

Ah you’re like a cat,

Can I make you purr

When I lick

Where you’ve got fur*?

(* currently unconfirmed. But I’m *sure* you’ll send photographic evidence to my inbox )

Silky smooth or fluffy & foxy,

There'll be no pics in your inboxy!!

Ah my hopes of smut just died

Ah well, I suppose, at least I tried!

Previous requests, in your inbox have landed,

Sadly this time you're empty handed!

Tee hee that’s true, every once in a while

You sent me pics that make me smile

When my inbox lights up it’s always a treat

To be totally honest, you’re very sweet xx

I'm off to bed, there's plenty of room.

Come in Dan and make me swoon !!

Xx"

Goodnight my lovely , it’s been much fun

Sleep tight gawjuss, (p.s. I’d give you one x)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"A fine young sprocket

Or is it a socket

For my gentlemen’s wrench

To make you, umm, drench "

Dear !Searching, I missed this amongst a slew of ditties,

Would you like to see my titties ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man that would lurk,

Around Fab he was known as Dan Berks

He likes pervin’ at tits

And other girls bits

When he really should be at work

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"(Ok i rhymed mine with rhyme but hey, let it go .. )"

This also doesn't rhyme

You need to do better next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a young man that would lurk,

Around Fab he was known as Dan Berks

He likes pervin’ at tits

And other girls bits

When he really should be at work

"

There’s a man named WoodyB who it would seem

Was a fan of big cans of whipped cream

He sprays it on his dick

And invites the ladies to lick

But excluding us men is just mean!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sir olovingman, my birthday twin

I'll warm up my hands, then make you grin

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

There is a fab girl that ooze’s sin

From her wellington boots to her cute chiselled chin

She’s made it quite clear that she’s mildly attracted

So come on Nell Gwynn get into our sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fratellithree

They are so wise

Always say to me

HEY YOU GUYS!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fratellithree

On your profile I see:

**Cock picture profiles and messages deleted unread**

Fully understood, I'll send a wink instead

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rickshawed

A poem for Dee

I’m a moth to your flame

You have me in bits

I’m going to apportion blame

It’s your gorgeous tits.

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