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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Custard creams?

Yes, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan, rank pretty low on the biscuit chart for me

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We’re a bourbon cream household

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yes! But you have to bite the top biscuit bit off first, then eat the bottom biscuit with the cream separately

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Will binge eat a packet. Mind you, slower than I would chocolate digestives

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

Meh. Give me a shortbread any day.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Dark chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unrelated but I’ve just added a few people to my block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re a bourbon cream household "

Hear hear!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

Fuck this, I thought you were alright until now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeww no. Hobnobs are way nicer.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York


"Dark chocolate hobnobs"

Seconded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

Yack!! Next time I see you, I’m bringing the biscuits, simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dark chocolate hobnobs"

Get over my knee!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Chocolate Digestives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeww no. Hobnobs are way nicer."

We could’ve been something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

Yack!! Next time I see you, I’m bringing the biscuits, simple "

There will be no biscuits at our next meeting! Just sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Milk chocolate hobnobs

Vienniese fingers

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely

Love em

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

Only when dunked in coffee, then they become an elite biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better "

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

Correct."

Look at us? AGREEING

I used to pray for times like these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, NO!

If you’re going to eat a biscuit, at least make it a decent one

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better "

Are they the ones that have a ginger counterpart? They are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was gonna do an ‘should we eat the rich’ thread but went for custard creams instead. These answers are making me regret that decision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, NO!

If you’re going to eat a biscuit, at least make it a decent one "

Are you a decent, tasty one?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Choco liebenz anyone?

Winston

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Yes but Bourbons are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored of lots at the minute, so am having a fig roll revival

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better "

Fox's Crunch Creams are like fecking crack!! Addictive as fuck

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

Correct.

Look at us? AGREEING

I used to pray for times like these "

I didn't realise we'd ever disagreed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup custard cremes are good..but..have they shrunk a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

Correct.

Look at us? AGREEING

I used to pray for times like these

I didn't realise we'd ever disagreed. "

We’ll catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna do an ‘should we eat the rich’ thread but went for custard creams instead. These answers are making me regret that decision. "

I'd rather eat the custard creams if I had the choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yup custard cremes are good..but..have they shrunk a bit?"

Cost of living.

You get like 17 chips at the weatherspoons now as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had rubarb and custard creams the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, NO!

If you’re going to eat a biscuit, at least make it a decent one

Are you a decent, tasty one? "

You know it baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Choco liebenz anyone?

Winston "

How much are they, Winston?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. "

.

Lol currently 50p at one stop

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Dark chocolate hobnobs

Get over my knee!! "

So that you can feed me a dark chocolate hobnob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had rubarb and custard creams the other day. "

This feels… wrong? Did you enjoy them?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nah The happy shopper strawberry versions are the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop "

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Fox's Crunch Creams are like fecking crack!! Addictive as fuck "

They are! A pack doesn’t last a day.,.,ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dark chocolate hobnobs

Get over my knee!!

So that you can feed me a dark chocolate hobnob?"

yes

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life. "

I’m a quality over quantity kinda girl in all walks of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, NO!

If you’re going to eat a biscuit, at least make it a decent one

Are you a decent, tasty one?

You know it baby "

You’re still perfect I see.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life. "

But Crunch Creams are bigger. Bigger is always better, right?!

I do like a custard cream too though.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

I’m a quality over quantity kinda girl in all walks of life "

Send me a message. Next time I am

In Doncaster I will bring you some ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

I’m a quality over quantity kinda girl in all walks of life "

And yet…

Nvm

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

The Jonny come lately of the biscuit world... Rich teas if dunking.... Or mcvities digestive if going dry. The daddy of them all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

But Crunch Creams are bigger. Bigger is always better, right?!

I do like a custard cream too though."

Depends how many inches! If I recall Duchess’s bio or a comment from a previous thread, bigger is not always better for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

The Jonny come lately of the biscuit world... Rich teas if dunking.... Or mcvities digestive if going dry. The daddy of them all. "

Ok, daddy

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

No, Maryland cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan, rank pretty low on the biscuit chart for me"
by the way your face is no longer a priority seat. Priority seat status has been rescinded.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"We’re a bourbon cream household "

this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, Maryland cookie"

What a throwback. It’s not even Thursday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

But Crunch Creams are bigger. Bigger is always better, right?!

I do like a custard cream too though.

Depends how many inches! If I recall Duchess’s bio or a comment from a previous thread, bigger is not always better for her "

It’s true, bigger isn’t usually better, except when it comes to crunch creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk chocolate hob nobs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

The Jonny come lately of the biscuit world... Rich teas if dunking.... Or mcvities digestive if going dry. The daddy of them all. "

Rich teas for dunking?! Are you quite alright?? They're like balsa wood! Disintegrate at the slightest hint of moisture. They'd dissolve in a brief shower of rain.

You should watch Peter Kay's sketch on biscuit dunking, he got it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re a bourbon cream household "

I bought custard creams and my gf bought bourbon creams.

A couple that does both.

#Interracial

#LoveWins

#EndRacism

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like them but fox’s crunch creams are better

Everything foxes do is better. I agree with that. But we’re in a cost of living crisis. .

Lol currently 50p at one stop

For like 10 biscuits. I paid 45 for like 45 custard creams and I’m living my best life.

But Crunch Creams are bigger. Bigger is always better, right?!

I do like a custard cream too though.

Depends how many inches! If I recall Duchess’s bio or a comment from a previous thread, bigger is not always better for her

It’s true, bigger isn’t usually better, except when it comes to crunch creams "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard Creams just taste like life didn’t work out like you wanted. At least a Bournville has that Im only here for the free sandwiches and swag thing about them.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Choco liebenz anyone?

Winston

How much are they, Winston? "

No idea, our butler picks them up when he does the weekly shop.

Seriously, I've no idea. Can't remember the last time I bought a packet.

Winston

PS, we have custard creams and a cuppa in between tango classes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard filled doughnuts that is all

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

"

P, You know I genuinely really like you because I don’t care that you’re no longer a biscuit person anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

"

Ooooh I love biscoff! I make a mean biscoff cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange and Strawberry creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orange and Strawberry creams "

Blasphemy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard filled doughnuts that is all"

Yes please

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

CCs never did it for me.

Hobnobs...au natural...are the best. I can eat a packet in no time.

Well I would if I wasn't zero carb.

Now Pork Scratchings are my snack of choice. My only choice really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

"

They're branching out to all sorts of things now.

Had an amazing biscoff ice cream sundae in the summer

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"CCs never did it for me.

Hobnobs...au natural...are the best. I can eat a packet in no time.

Well I would if I wasn't zero carb.

Now Pork Scratchings are my snack of choice. My only choice really. "

The high protein option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, Maryland cookie"

Love these

Especially broken up over vanilla ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

They're branching out to all sorts of things now.

Had an amazing biscoff ice cream sundae in the summer "

Yesss the ice cream is sooooo good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re a bourbon cream household

this"

Absolutely this ^^^

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Custard creams?

Yes, right?

The Jonny come lately of the biscuit world... Rich teas if dunking.... Or mcvities digestive if going dry. The daddy of them all.

Rich teas for dunking?! Are you quite alright?? They're like balsa wood! Disintegrate at the slightest hint of moisture. They'd dissolve in a brief shower of rain.

You should watch Peter Kay's sketch on biscuit dunking, he got it right "

You have to test their structural integrity for getting them wet. Or you end up with biscuit smoothie in the bottom of the cup.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Too creamy to have many

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Malted milk, garabaldi and coconut rings

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"We’re a bourbon cream household

I bought custard creams and my gf bought bourbon creams.

A couple that does both.

#Interracial

#LoveWins

#EndRacism

"

Do you sing ebony and ivory while spinning them around on the lazy Susan of racial harmony?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re a bourbon cream household

I bought custard creams and my gf bought bourbon creams.

A couple that does both.

#Interracial

#LoveWins

#EndRacism

Do you sing ebony and ivory while spinning them around on the lazy Susan of racial harmony? "

Nah we’re not one of THOSE couples

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Gypsy creams. They were fantastic. Proper dunkable too

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A good shortbread biscuit. great for dunking in tea

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dark chocolate hobnobs"

Boom, these are the biscuits for me…K

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

They're better than Bourbons, but that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to appreciate a fox's classic still

But it's got to be chocolate hobnobs or the cream circle ones for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had rubarb and custard creams the other day.

This feels… wrong? Did you enjoy them? "

They were actually surprisingly really nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard creams for bulk consumption are a good option, especially dunked in cold milk..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Dead fly biscuits every time, sadly my local village shop doesn’t stock them, philistines.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dead fly biscuits every time, sadly my local village shop doesn’t stock them, philistines. "

Reminds me of the "squashed fly pie" that my Granny used to make (closely resembled Eccles cakes or Chorley cakes.....)

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Once upon a time yes. Now? Not really a biscuit person at all. Might munch a lotus biscoff if available

P

"

You know you can get biscoff creams.

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Gypsy creams when you could still buy them. They were fantastic dunked into a cuppa.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Custard creams?

Yes, right? "

The herpes of the biscuit world.

C

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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