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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A man who had a pet kangaroo in Ozzie has been attacked by the Kangaroo and killed. A kangaroo is a type of marsupial that keeps it's babies in a pouch. The kangaroo tried to prevent police from giving first aid and the police shot the kangaroo stone dead. How dangerous are these buggers and is the Ozzie kangaroo the most dangerous.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Over six foot tall bastards capable of disemboweling a man with one kick...they like loafing about on golf courses

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Skippy Skippy

Skippy the bush kangaroo.

Bad Skippy!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You don't often see someone walking a kangaroo down the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best friends with Rolf Harris, Tom.

The clues were there.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A man who had a pet kangaroo in Ozzie has been attacked by the Kangaroo and killed. A kangaroo is a type of marsupial that keeps it's babies in a pouch. The kangaroo tried to prevent police from giving first aid and the police shot the kangaroo stone dead. How dangerous are these buggers and is the Ozzie kangaroo the most dangerous. "

You forgot to tell us who the police are.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Maybe the kangaroo didn't want first aid...

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Stone dead, the worst kind of dead.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who had a pet kangaroo in Ozzie has been attacked by the Kangaroo and killed. A kangaroo is a type of marsupial that keeps it's babies in a pouch. The kangaroo tried to prevent police from giving first aid and the police shot the kangaroo stone dead. How dangerous are these buggers and is the Ozzie kangaroo the most dangerous.

You forgot to tell us who the police are."

Sting and his mates

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over the news guys. And Toms research suggests that kangaroos are like squirrels. There are red kangaroos and grey kangaroos.

Which are the worst...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The police are a mammal that keep their guns in it's holster..... or not ..... if they come across anti first aid kangas...

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