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Big Bad farted on dog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wanted to tell everyone that the cat was traumatised and he is a very bad man before I got to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hide ya pets everyone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wanted to tell everyone that the cat was traumatised and he is a very bad man before I got to work. "

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Poor kitty! Bad man indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh bet the cat aggravated and made it happen.. Bad cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol thats cheered up my mornin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh "

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog "

OKay, in the screwed up world of Rapunzel, why does that not surprise me lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fuck me that’s not what happened at all!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, you didn't follow through did you?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

And Dog is a cat if your confused. An ikle bitty kitten!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Oh god, you didn't follow through did you?"

It farted on ME!

He he he nowt like a domme with a bit of fluff that can sit on the palm of your hand!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well _ig bad has got it wrong folks....if ya wanna know what really happened pm me !!! i saw everything!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you tell em femme....nasty man lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you tell em femme....nasty man lol."
oh i will i will..i saw the whole sorry incident!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still cant get his hair to sit back down...poor little thing.

Not only the cat got it either..eh!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I still cant get his hair to sit back down...poor little thing.

Not only the cat got it either..eh!

"
it was traumatic for all concerned......made me shout out in me sleep as well......

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Look to clear up any confusion

I did NOT fart on the cat called dog! It farted on me! Honest

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I still cant get his hair to sit back down...poor little thing.

Not only the cat got it either..eh!

it was traumatic for all concerned......made me shout out in me sleep as well......"

Made you bite hard then did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still cant get his hair to sit back down...poor little thing.

Not only the cat got it either..eh!

it was traumatic for all concerned......made me shout out in me sleep as well......

Made you bite hard then did it "
Bite???? dunno what ya mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooo how could tou balme that little defenceless animal...what chance did it have against the _ig bad...honestly I was close to tears....it was very traumatic.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

il be having flash backs i know it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"honestly I was close to tears....it was very traumatic. "

it was probably the smell too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog

OKay, in the screwed up world of Rapunzel, why does that not surprise me lol"

screwed up world!!!!!.

I will have you know my world is very normal....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog

OKay, in the screwed up world of Rapunzel, why does that not surprise me lol

screwed up world!!!!!.

I will have you know my world is very normal.... "
her world is very vanilla really.........makes a lovely picture it does too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog

OKay, in the screwed up world of Rapunzel, why does that not surprise me lol

screwed up world!!!!!.

I will have you know my world is very normal.... her world is very vanilla really.........makes a lovely picture it does too!!!"

ahem!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Of course... that should have read... Bad dog lol Dohhh

no , you were right first time. its a cat called dog

OKay, in the screwed up world of Rapunzel, why does that not surprise me lol

screwed up world!!!!!.

I will have you know my world is very normal.... her world is very vanilla really.........makes a lovely picture it does too!!!

ahem! "
i shall retract that statement ...................lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmao....your dead!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

"
further clarification...i bit nothing......i didnt see chintz...and i also stroked sed pussy as it was sooooooooooooooooooooo cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

further clarification...i bit nothing......i didnt see chintz...and i also stroked sed pussy as it was sooooooooooooooooooooo cute "

you can come again lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

further clarification...i bit nothing......i didnt see chintz...and i also stroked sed pussy as it was sooooooooooooooooooooo cute "

You have to be fair as furry pussy was stroked by all

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

further clarification...i bit nothing......i didnt see chintz...and i also stroked sed pussy as it was sooooooooooooooooooooo cute

you can come again lol"

GOOD

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"To clarify I bit nothing!

============================================

I didn’t fart on no fluffy pussy!

I consumed no vanilla ice cream!

And before I get the blame I did NOT sabotage the electrics!

=============================================

I DID admire chinz curtains.

I DID appreciate such exquisite waitress service.

I DID stroke said fluffy pussy. (ok not big or bad but it was cute)

I DID also hand feed pussy chicken which it snapped at.

further clarification...i bit nothing......i didnt see chintz...and i also stroked sed pussy as it was sooooooooooooooooooooo cute

You have to be fair as furry pussy was stroked by all "
ok furry pussy was stroked by all present ......

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