FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a plant...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you be?

I think I'd probably be an oxalis. They're a bit quirky, a bit different and unusual. They look delicate but they're quite tough.

Also they curl up and go to sleep at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus, because I'm a prick

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

A cactus. I’ll let you make your own jokes about why

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A cactus, because I'm a prick

Dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cactus. I’ll let you make your own jokes about why

I think Bootylover already did

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I’d be the plant Audrey from little shop of horrors.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I’d be the plant Audrey from little shop of horrors. "

Feed me, feed me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuchsia

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Egg plant.

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Ranunculus ficaria... otherwise known as brazen hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one people forget to water on the windowsill on the landing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic...

I wanna be immortal

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo... I'd be a Venus Fly Trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever one dies quickly.

Or a spider plant because I like them.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Maybe amaryllis because I'd like to climb all over you !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A banana tree...all those practice bj's

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By *eeling0880Man
over a year ago

Pennines

I’d be Robert

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d be a delicious monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dandelion. Because I want you to blow me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lotus flower x

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

An orchid

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

"That one people forget to water on the windowsill on the landing. "

I would never forget if you were on the landing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

BASIL!!!!!

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

Jasmine because i smell nice

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A hosta x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A dandelion. Because I want you to blow me

...but that would be short lived?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dandelion. Because I want you to blow me

...but that would be short lived?!

Oh yeah

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Triffid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venus fly trap to get revenge on the damn midgie bites the last couple years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dandelion. Because I want you to blow me

Smoooth!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I’d be the plant Audrey from little shop of horrors. "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Something involving melons

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A cabbage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild garlic. Pretty, yet stinky. Also likes shade, it's definitely me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red hot poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus because no one would get to close to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter cactus because i should be low maintenance, but actually, im bloody awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marguerite

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Surprised no men have said catnip... Then they'd attract all the pussy

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath

ZZ plant, doesn't like direct sunlight and easy to deal with.

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath

"Surprised no men have said catnip... Then they'd attract all the pussy

Ideally... one can dream

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By *hatFellaMan
over a year ago

Church Fenton

I'd be one that looks pretty but if you touch me, you trip out for days ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Krynoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It keeps removing a word. I give up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A dandelion. Because I want you to blow me

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Just don't suck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Robert

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd be plain old grass, one of nature's most tenacious growers. I'd a home to most insects, a source of food for many animals and nice place to sit. I'd be easy going, low maintenance and I'd look damn good with long or short hair, or mowed in stripes or funny shapes... I'm everyone's favourite plant, quietly doing my thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be plain old grass, one of nature's most tenacious growers. I'd a home to most insects, a source of food for many animals and nice place to sit. I'd be easy going, low maintenance and I'd look damn good with long or short hair, or mowed in stripes or funny shapes... I'm everyone's favourite plant, quietly doing my thing

I like this. I also like your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It keeps removing a word. I give up."

I'm intrigued. What's the word? Give me a clue...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprised no men have said catnip... Then they'd attract all the pussy

They're not that clever

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By *rC99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Definitely a red rose.

Who doesn't like a red rose. Plus it's the England rugby union badge

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I like this. I also like your bum

Well aren't you sweet, thank you very much

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

An oak tree so I could be a home for nature and live a long time to see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb or mushroom, I always seem to be kept in the dark and fed shit anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotus I am rare and Exotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhubarb or mushroom, I always seem to be kept in the dark and fed shit anyway "

That happened one time and I let you out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It keeps removing a word. I give up.

I'm intrigued. What's the word? Give me a clue... "

I was trying to say:

“Kingsfoil, aye it’s a w-e-e-d”

The moment is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhubarb or mushroom, I always seem to be kept in the dark and fed shit anyway

That happened one time and I let you out again. "

And I grew two inches, so not all bad I suppose.

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