FabSwingers.com forum: Desperate for a sex meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.

Bingo. Thank me later.

(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful

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Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I do my charty work for the day

I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time

Only one go per side

But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If there is no fanny there is always melon

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

Warm it up in the microwave first right ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.

Bingo. Thank me later.

(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful

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Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!

I ‘used’ your photo Dan. Thanks muchly.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

Warm it up in the microwave first right ? "

Yeah, and maybe de-seed it…..bit of a faff really but cheaper than Ann Summers!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

Aren’t the seeds a hazard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

It’s more peach ha ha

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By *estLondonDeepMan
over a year ago

London

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me."

Post nut clarity I believe is the right term (if not a medical term).

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

Aren’t the seeds a hazard?"

I answered that further up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles and hugs? Get a dog, or hug a pillow.

Don't snog either of those though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.

Bingo. Thank me later.

(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful

)

Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!

I ‘used’ your photo Dan. Thanks muchly. "

Steeeeevvveee … I’ve missed ya fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me.

Post nut clarity I believe is the right term (if not a medical term)."

yup, it’s definitely a ‘thing’ isn’t it

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ok I do my charty work for the day

I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time

Only one go per side

But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other

Oh Natalie, that made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out and make women friends. No agenda. Just fun. You'll get cuddles, possibly a snog. Then who knows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I do my charty work for the day

I bend over take a ticket and forum a ordery queue only two at a time

Only one go per side

But you can use one side and the join the queue for the other

Oh Natalie, that made my day

Ha ha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a female friend to visit a club with i will drive.

Liverpool are end of september.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.

Bingo. Thank me later.

(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful

)

Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!

They say anything is a dildo of you're brave enough.

Well the same is true of home-made vaginas!

Old thermos flask filled with blancmange.

Car exhaust loaded with jelly.

Henry the hoover, just as he is......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a female friend to visit a club with i will drive.

Liverpool are end of september."

Kinda car you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove any profile photos then message “hey” to everyone on the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remove any profile photos then message “hey” to everyone on the site "

Hey

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

Melon in the plural here

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience.

At least it works for me. And you’ll save on messaging, and drinks, and hotel rooms.

Bingo. Thank me later.

(* I’m still desperate for cuddles, hugs and snogs though, if someone can tell me a way around that I’ll be grateful

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Any other advice for Fabsters desperate for sex meets? Let’s have the definitive list here!

I like. I have to admit I’ve done this when tempted to visit someone I know is bad for me, definitely works and saves petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need a good hard shag, then a coffee after

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

I got banned from Morrisons last time I tried that!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Keep messaging them until they give in finally and give you a good knobbing to shut you up.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

"If there is no fanny there is always melon

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. Lickyhe juice off Ms? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep messaging them until they give in finally and give you a good knobbing to shut you up.

Inboxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep messaging them until they give in finally and give you a good knobbing to shut you up.

Well sent my request xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop into the politics or virus forum, trust me, your libido will never return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here "

I’m by the bins at Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here

I’m by the bins at Asda

On my way. Get the French letter ready for our lob on frottage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here

I’m by the bins at Asda

Lost me at Asda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here

I’m by the bins at Asda

On my way. Get the French letter ready for our lob on frottage "

Still waiting, he stood me up! Should I name and shame?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ladies...stick your mouth underneath a chocolate fountain. It will splash over your face, leave your hair sticky and ruin your top.

It will also leave the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience….."

Does this explain why most of us don’t turn up? We are all just wanking and can’t be arsed after it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The need goes, pretty much instantly, in my experience…..

Does this explain why most of us don’t turn up? We are all just wanking and can’t be arsed after it?

A legitimate reason to call timewasters a bunch of wankers?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once

Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once

Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days

But did you end up with arms around a nice fragrant woman? And if so, what did she smell of?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm going dancing tonight...might end up with my arms round a nice fragrant woman or two...I'll report back with the men to women ratio...maybe I'll be in the minority for once

Men to women ratio ...1:1 ..Happy days

But did you end up with arms around a nice fragrant woman? And if so, what did she smell of?

Yes I did..and they were all lovely

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