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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.

….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.

Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.

Anyway, over to you good people

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t wear a square shirt with a striped pants

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine "

*too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t wear a square shirt with a striped pants "

What about a striped shirt with SpongeBob Squarepants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t wear a square shirt with a striped pants

What about a striped shirt with SpongeBob Squarepants?"

That’s okay if you wear it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.

….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.

Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.

Anyway, over to you good people "

*Hides bucket hat.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine "

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Wear your jeans/trousers waistband around your waist, not half way down your arse.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don’t wear a square shirt with a striped pants "

The resulting look would surely resemble a demented court jester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Rossi and Norris get a pass on the bucket hats, Bottas was sporting a lovely one from a bike race not long ago too.

But yeah, does stir an image otherwise.

Hmmmmm, this may come as a shock but there's so much I dislike, its hard to know where to start or stop.

Ludicrously expensive yet poorly tailored clothes, the definition of knowing the cost but not the value. Fit is king. Fix it.

That and bad contouring, if you look like a topographical map and cannot blend, do not play.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.

….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.

Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.

Anyway, over to you good people

*Hides bucket hat. "

‘Big it up to these bangin’ toons! Whoooo!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLDR?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's a little known fact that if a driver comes close to running a T girl over who is crossing a road, that they then suffer 10 years bad fashion choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fashion sens is on point

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's a little known fact that if a driver comes close to running a T girl over who is crossing a road, that they then suffer 10 years bad fashion choices "

I will be extra, extra careful from this moment on

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, as much as I love the eighties, there were some undeniably fucking awful fashions from the era, from shoulder pads that would make any self respecting American footballer blush with envy to those awful neon coloured ankle socks.

And who can forget that most inglorious 1980’s combo of coloured blazer (with sleeves rolled up as was seemingly obligatory) paired with jeans and white trainers as seen in pretty much every eighties film from the time?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked "

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

"

Great Scott!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

Great Scott! "

Quite! There's photographic evidence

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"TLDR? "

bucket hats = bad.....Sorry Gen Z. lol!

My shell suit works well for my winter football....none of us are near an open flame either.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Denim waist coats

Birmingham bags

Cheese cloth shirts

Ron manager sheepskin coats

Those table tennis bat shoes

Padded shoulders on anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

Great Scott!

Quite! There's photographic evidence "

*checks profile gallery.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waistcoats. Awful things. Especially ones that have a silk back and different colour front . Instant attraction killer.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

Great Scott!

Quite! There's photographic evidence "
I looked..that looked nice tbh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

Great Scott!

Quite! There's photographic evidence

*checks profile gallery.....

Winston "

Oh lord this was over thirty years ago. I wore it to someone's wedding. It was not a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .

Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine

Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked

Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves

Great Scott!

Quite! There's photographic evidence

*checks profile gallery.....

Winston

Oh lord this was over thirty years ago. I wore it to someone's wedding. It was not a good look "

It was just an excuse to look at your pics.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a walking talking faux pas. But I own it do I don’t care.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's picture evidence of me wearing florescent cycling shorts and tie-dye t-shirts along with flip flops. But as I was quite young I blame my mother. Pretty sure that's the era of bumbags as well. I think mine was pink

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Two phrases sum up fashion for me

Fashion is fleeting, style is eternal

I don't follow fashion, that would be a joke....

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