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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a face like a dog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so true

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

What technique works for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

What technique works for you "

Dog eating frozen yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral but so many men are terrible at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

To get a shag.

Tbh you can copy and paste that answer for most question on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

What technique works for you

Dog eating frozen yoghurt."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very true

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

What technique works for you

Dog eating frozen yoghurt."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those people deserve their flowers

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By *orfolk777Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I guess it’s the same as people who think they’re great at sucking cock, sadly very very few live up to their claims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree.

Have you ever watched a dog eat yoghurt? They definitely have a technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess it’s the same as people who think they’re great at sucking cock, sadly very very few live up to their claims"

I know I suck at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a number off reasons

1 bigging them selfs up

And the second as harsh as this is

2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings

How is someone supposed to know they bad at something

If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings

If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a number off reasons

1 bigging them selfs up

And the second as harsh as this is

2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings

How is someone supposed to know they bad at something

If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings

If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it "

And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What dog have you got I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a number off reasons

1 bigging them selfs up

And the second as harsh as this is

2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings

How is someone supposed to know they bad at something

If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings

If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it

And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste. "

Ricky Machado is a proper homogeneous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a number off reasons

1 bigging them selfs up

And the second as harsh as this is

2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings

How is someone supposed to know they bad at something

If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings

If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it

And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste.

Ricky Machado is a proper homogeneous."

All the Machado’s family members are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a number off reasons

1 bigging them selfs up

And the second as harsh as this is

2 past partners or people they were sexual with not being truthful to them to not hurt they feelings

How is someone supposed to know they bad at something

If evertime they have they been told it was awesome you made me “cum” even though it’s a lie just to spare feelings

If you never had a bad complaint then you can’t be bad at it

And I’d like to add that what works for one may not work for someone else. It is not like we are homogeneous individuals we the exact same taste. "

That’s also true communication and gudeness is the key if it’s not working then don’t be afraid to say so and point them in the right direction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think some people oversell themselves as it opens a door and then fall below the mark. Not everyone has to be incredible, it's the ones that preach they're outstanding and then are underwhelming. The ones that are modest are always the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Absolutely everyone is different and agree communication is key.

It's more toward the people that send essays about their greatness and then just lap blindly with no sense of rhythm

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"This is so true, to the point that I was sure that I hated oral but then I had a meet on Saturday where he went down on me and I really enjoyed it and he made me cum so now I’m realising I like oral ..."

I am pleased for you, there is nothing better than feeling someone enjoying receiving oral. Welcome to the oral fan club

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad

It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

I've been on here a few year's and only ever had one man make me cum with oral,

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I knew 3 fiabbers who are fantastic lickers and none of them boast about it

On their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad

It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it "

I have no problem telling guys they're shit at it.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

Because no one has the heart to tell their partner they are bad

It’s usually the opposite. They say it’s good, so they keep doing it "

Imma good example. Thought I was good. A good partner told me the truth, I wasn’t. Instead showed me what to do. Now I’m pretty good

If more people did this, more people would be having better sex

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Any guy who boasts about giving incredible oral has probably spent their time practicing licking peanut butter out an old wallet and simply judged their efforts on if they could empty the penny-pouch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No love for the boasters on here.

Come on boasters - let's hear your side of the story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely everyone is different and agree communication is key.

It's more toward the people that send essays about their greatness and then just lap blindly with no sense of rhythm "

And that maybe not down to they fault

Past partners could have lied to them and told them they were awesome when they weren’t so they can’t be faulted for saying they good

Yes some off it can be overselling

But to meny time do you see someone in a relationship and when they in it

They the best they had the biggest D they make them cum 4 times a night bl bl

Brake up

And it’s they shit in bed never made me cum his D is small he lasts 3 minutes splats and falls asleep and I am left to finsh myself off the next morning when he’s at work

Who knows what truths are there but I expect the first one is what the person has heard all though out the realship

So who can blame him for comeing out the realship thinking he’s awesome

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

What worked well with one woman does not necessarily work well for another ad we are all different which is why communication is key during sex.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

Do you think all women like it the same way? give a bit of feedback to the person at the table and they stand a chance of doing it more to your liking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No love for the boasters on here.

Come on boasters - let's hear your side of the story!"

To play the devil’s advocate if the guy was a belge and your fanny smelled like mussels it must have felt like home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No love for the boasters on here.

Come on boasters - let's hear your side of the story!

To play the devil’s advocate if the guy was a belge and your fanny smelled like mussels it must have felt like home. "

The mussels in Brussels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you give us a clue how it should be done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you give us a clue how it should be done?"

You’d have to ask him lol

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think many assume that because they themselves enjoy giving oral, means they're good at it.

Giving to Man or Woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only had two orgasms through oral. One amazing! On the first meet whilst away, arranged in hours, hottest meet I’ve ever had….hope he sees this!

The rest just felt awkward

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell them what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them what you like"

When I tell them I like my wand they get offended though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must meet some strange people if thats what you have experienced ha ha

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"

That's me out.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Tell them what you like

When I tell them I like my wand they get offended though. "

Not everyone's into Harry Potter you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be the first person on this thread to say

‘Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette "

Women lie.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I always give instructions if their not doing it to my liking

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"

Top tip... Keep a gum shield handy to avoid teething troubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral is always a risk to get into with someone that claims to be an expert despite never performing on your body. And that goes for all receivers of oral.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

So many ? How many ?

Maybe interview them first with a soft melon or clam if it’s not pleasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoghurt pots are good practice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think people generally aren't as great at oral as they think they are. It's more to do with genuinely enjoying it, relishing every moment and actually listening to the other person's responses.

I've had the pig hunting for a truffle type oral but then I also speak up. Suggest moving on to something else. Or how I like it. I don't tend to like receiving oral to be honest (only a couple of people in my many sexual years have got me there not faking), most of the time I'd rather give or go to fucking. Maybe next time I'll try and give feedback and see if I enjoy it more.

Speak up OP!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-"

lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!

In my defense, I have a weak small jaw!!

to get the best oral out of me, we'd have to do something unusual and not often seen in porn or the back of the school sheds. I've also got a dodgy knee so I won't be kneeling for ages either.

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Great description OP but vaginas are full of live cultures so anything but attacking it like a raspberry Yoplait would be a waste

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do."

I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.

It's about experimenting and communicating honestly......to the left, the right, up and down, in circles, slower or faster. suck it. lick it, finger it. I'm certain everyone's combination is different. Furthermore, everyone's tongue/mouth shape is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.

I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"Tell them what you like

When I tell them I like my wand they get offended though. "

Whoop! Bring it along, I’m all for using some toys on occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.

I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.

Absolutely this. Exactly why someone saying you’re good at it does not mean you’re some kind of sex god

Unless you’re me but that’s only because my penis is magic

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tell them what you like

When I tell them I like my wand they get offended though. "

Oh I take mine. They like it too!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I think oral should be taught at school on a plastic cock or vagina with guidance of exactly what to do.

I know for a fact that I don't like certain aspects of oral that drive other women wild.

I’d honestly have my coat on by that point. If you have to tell someone exactly how to do sex , then maybe their just rubbish at it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-

lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!

So to sum up the thread…

Yoghurt = bad

Jam = good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

Women lie."

So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

Women lie.

So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty "

No one's ever actually said those things to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

Women lie.

So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty

No one's ever actually said those things to me

You are pretty though. At least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

Women lie.

So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty "

What a charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had any complaints but would genuinely like to be told if I'm not doing it right. I've had my head held and guided in terms of pressure to put on but nothing verbal. I'm also pretty shit at picking up body language sooooo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told I have wicked oral etiquette

Women lie.

So do men when they say you have the tightest vagina and your pretty

No one's ever actually said those things to me

Well I'm sure your vagina is lovely and you probably are pretty I was just joking from your comment to me x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

I am amazing at oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do so many people claim to be amazing at cunnilingus and then attack it like a dog eating a yoghurt pot with no technique

I am amazing at oral

He is

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I just fake chow

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm quite happy to be given lessons...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The more people brag about their oral technique, the worse they are. The correlation is nearly exact

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By *orMatureWomenAndCouplesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Hold my beer.

Ladies, please form an orderly (or disorderly) queue, cunnilingus is my special subject.

I’ve no idea at all why guys are so bad at it, but I’m thankful they are, because they just make me look better and better.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Not to toot my own horn, but the women I’ve given oral to didn’t have any complaints (I didn’t go like a dog licking yoghurt)

Also the women who’ve given me oral have been heavenly

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The more people brag about their oral technique, the worse they are. The correlation is nearly exact "

The best men at anything are the ones who don’t brag about anything I find

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.

Luckily my wife is highly skilled in cunnilingus necromancy and takes great pride in fulfilling the needs of our female partners which leaves me free to make a nice cup of tea or play with my nob instead.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.

Brews all round afterwards?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.

Brews all round afterwards?"

You take cream?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.

Brews all round afterwards?

You take cream?"

During, yes

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’ve got a whole section on trip advisor dedicated to my awful oral techniques.

Brews all round afterwards?

You take cream?

During, yes

Delightful

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Not going to say I’m awesome or shit at cunniligus, only that I love to give it when I am given the chance

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Ladies- the nodding dog style blowjob is a little boring (although effective). I want tongue teasing, eye contact, enthusiasm- and most of all....no fucking teeth scr@ping :-

lol@nodding dog style. Tip: cover it in her favourite jam!

So to sum up the thread…

Yoghurt = bad

Jam = good

Yoghurt = good

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