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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away

What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?

Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Won't it cause a time paradox if you and funky are at the same meet?

Won't the universe implode ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Did someone say shoe voucher.....?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Won't it cause a time paradox if you and funky are at the same meet?

Won't the universe implode ? "

Only if we actually touch. Using soft female flesh as an insulation between us would work no problem

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Won't it cause a time paradox if you and funky are at the same meet?

Won't the universe implode ? "

Only if we actually touch. Using soft female flesh as an insulation between us would work no problem

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Did someone say shoe voucher.....?"

A £300 voucher redeemable at any branch of the Galactic Shoe Emporium... the nearest branch is only at Alpha Cetauri.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Offer them a trip in the time machine - sex and shoes from any time period.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Offer them a trip in the time machine - sex and shoes from any time period."

I would... but it's broken down again due to Funky and his bloody glitter

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Offer them a trip in the time machine - sex and shoes from any time period.

I would... but it's broken down again due to Funky and his bloody glitter "

You'll have to stick to offering your cock then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes who said shoes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are loads about if you know where to look

I was lucky enough to find two in a club who both wanted to share me lol

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"There are loads about if you know where to look

I was lucky enough to find two in a club who both wanted to share me lol"

I have no problems in the clubs, it's just finding the elusive single females that are local outside that environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cough cough, guess Im ........ then

plenty of single ladies in chams last night lots of couples too x

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"cough cough, guess Im ........ then

plenty of single ladies in chams last night lots of couples too x"

Not at all... but best hurry up though, there's hundreds of them after me now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the invisible girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the invisible girl lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all moved away

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Am I the invisible girl lol "

Sorry. Have we met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the invisible girl lol

Sorry. Have we met? "

Your just after a practical reminder.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Am I the invisible girl lol

Sorry. Have we met?

Your just after a practical reminder. "

Having my cock in a ladies mouth does tend to jog my memory it has to be admitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away

What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?

Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...) "

Where's my gold lettered certificate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the Derby or Nottingham single ladies? (Even Leicester) There aren't enough, I only seem to attract gorgeous ladies from miles away

What could we do to attract more? A BOGOF offer with me and Funky? Free chocolates and a bunch of roses at first meet? A gold lettered certificate after you've first bonked me? A shoe gift voucher after three meets?

Any thoughts? (Aparently chloroform is the wrong answer...) "

Reset co-ordinates. Tch

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