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Wheres ego when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

He'll be about.

He can't help himself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He'll be about.

He can't help himself! "

Wish he would hurry up, need help, with it, and think he has a degree in costume making

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"He'll be about.

He can't help himself!

Wish he would hurry up, need help, with it, and think he has a degree in costume making"

I gave him a (virtual) elbow in the ribs.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Did some one mention ego?

Only mine hasn't been stroked enough by you ladies recently and I'm starting to feel neglected... not a good move to annoy a Demi-god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time. "

Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but .....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.

Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but ....."

Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.

Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.

What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).

Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.

Reinforce with parcel tape.

Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.

Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why go with a mouth full of custard and when someone asks you what you are you squeeze your cheeks spitting the custard all over them and say, "Zit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.

Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but .....

Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.

Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.

What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).

Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.

Reinforce with parcel tape.

Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.

Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in!"

Seems like I'm not needed

Anyway I'm only good at making kids panto costumes

Adult clothes seem to fall apart when I'm around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did some one mention ego?

Only mine hasn't been stroked enough by you ladies recently and I'm starting to feel neglected... not a good move to annoy a Demi-god "

Wouldnt want to neglect you _nvictus, perhaps you can give me devine help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why go with a mouth full of custard and when someone asks you what you are you squeeze your cheeks spitting the custard all over them and say, "Zit." "

Wishy that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your always needed ego, now get the sewing machine out please,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did some one mention ego?

Only mine hasn't been stroked enough by you ladies recently and I'm starting to feel neglected... not a good move to annoy a Demi-god "

I have concussion where is this ego u speak of that needs stroking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to make my costume for a xmas party tonight and need a bit of help. Gonna be a xmas present. seemed like a good idea at the time.

Dress in something sexy as usual and just tie some really nice ribbon around u. Try to get the big ones they use for grand openings. Now where u will get it I don't know but .....

Ann summers sell a big ribbon but it's not cheap.

Though if you have a haberdashery near you they will have fairly wide ribbon.

What about gettin one of those huge cheap Santa sacks from the pound shop, open the bottom seam then either tack the resulting tube onto a strapless dress or onto the shoulder straps of a dress you don't mind using (front and back) and a ribbon bow round your waist and in your hair. Or you can put arm holes in the side seams and gather the neck of the bag around your neck (not too tight mind).

Or get your hands on appliance cardboard box. Cut out q neck/head hole and arm holes and take the entire bottom off for your legs.

Reinforce with parcel tape.

Cover in Christmas paper. Add a bow.

Good outfit but a bugger to sit.down in!

Seems like I'm not needed

Anyway I'm only good at making kids panto costumes

Adult clothes seem to fall apart when I'm around "

Big ribbon - florist shop - any length u want, virtually (not on here type virtually lol) any colour u like

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Doesn't seem to be a member named 'ego'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't seem to be a member named 'ego'..."

Hes here, few comments up. Cant miss him, cute bum, nice chest, just my observation though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a big box, wrap it up and make holes for arms and legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming it's a Christmas theme....

Wear nothing, but carry a brolly... Coz....

It looks like rain dear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Assuming it's a Christmas theme....

Wear nothing, but carry a brolly... Coz....

It looks like rain dear.... "

Hahaha,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobbycraft is good for ribbon too, if there's one near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I missread the invitation, and went as Satan's little helper.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not gonna be a christmas present now, santas little helper,.AKA an elf, pic.to follow later

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Doesn't seem to be a member named 'ego'..."

All 'members' are ego.

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