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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)...."
bollox

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)....bollox

I don't think those are the official lyrics

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cant feckin stand cliff..

vomit inducing drivel..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you stay up especially to post your Cliffmas songs?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)....bollox

I don't think those are the official lyrics

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They are not? Bugger

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, rubber doll"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....bollox

Amen.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Did you stay up especially to post your Cliffmas songs?"

Ummmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is Christmas and what have you done,

Another year over, a new one just begun.

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,

The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fears.

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,

The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.

And so happy Christmas for black and for white

For the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So this is Christmas and what have you done,

Another year over, a new one just begun.

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,

The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fears.

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,

The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.

And so happy Christmas for black and for white

For the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

Eurgh....I hate that song!!!!!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Cliffmas time camel toe and whine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is Christmas and what have you done,

Another year over, a new one just begun.

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,

The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fears.

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,

The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.

And so happy Christmas for black and for white

For the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

Eurgh....I hate that song!!!!!"

I love it and went with your theory about the fighting being over ....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

For Ryan, happy kissmas.....

On the first day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Twelve bags of Pepto,

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Stop polluting this thread with non-CLIFFmas songs!!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bumping this as I feel the Ryandeer should respond to Femme's thoughtful post last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bah humbug

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bumping this as I feel the Ryandeer should respond to Femme's thoughtful post last night."
Id forgotten about that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bumping this as I feel the Ryandeer should respond to Femme's thoughtful post last night.Id forgotten about that

I just remembered it and felt that more should see it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

"
I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

So this is Christmas and what have you done,

Another year over, a new one just begun.

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,

The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fears.

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,

The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.

And so happy Christmas for black and for white

For the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

Eurgh....I hate that song!!!!!

I love it and went with your theory about the fighting being over ....

Fab Song .....I love it too !!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Ah I see. Guess they had bags on heads too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?"
Its a maccy d breakfast in a wrap

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?"

Don't play innocent Lickety. Everyone knows what a breakfast wrap is ! You have missed a wonder of the modern world if you haven't drooled over one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?"

its disgusting is what it is!!! worst thing i have ever put in my mouth

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

its disgusting is what it is!!! worst thing i have ever put in my mouth

"
The worst thing?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

its disgusting is what it is!!! worst thing i have ever put in my mouth

The worst thing?

yep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

its disgusting is what it is!!! worst thing i have ever put in my mouth

The worst thing?

yep

"
didnt taste that bad to me, but i had d*unk a lot of shots the night before

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

Don't play innocent Lickety. Everyone knows what a breakfast wrap is ! You have missed a wonder of the modern world if you haven't drooled over one

I've never been to Upchucks for breakfast. My sister claims they are a hangover cure but I don't think I've ever been there with her in the morning.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

its disgusting is what it is!!! worst thing i have ever put in my mouth

The worst thing?

yep

Worse than oysters?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

She's telling porkies they are scrum diddly umptious

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She's telling porkies they are scrum diddly umptious"

I still owe you a burger so I suppose I could try one of these instead.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She's telling porkies they are scrum diddly umptious"

i think its the facon (fake bacon) i dont like

anyway......back on track.....who loves cliff???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"She's telling porkies they are scrum diddly umptious

I still owe you a burger so I suppose I could try one of these instead."

I guarantee you won't be disappointed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She's telling porkies they are scrum diddly umptious

i think its the facon (fake bacon) i dont like

anyway......back on track.....who loves cliff???

"
you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is Christmas and what have you done,

Another year over, a new one just begun.

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,

The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fears.

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,

The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.

And so happy Christmas for black and for white

For the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.

A very merry Christmas and a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)

"For Ryan, happy kissmas.....

On the first day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Twelve bags of Pepto,

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

Now that's a good Christmas song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates, Christmas.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hates, Christmas."

Do you like anything? I've got Motown on BBC4 - try that. No Christmas songs and just lots of great tunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates, Christmas.

Do you like anything? I've got Motown on BBC4 - try that. No Christmas songs and just lots of great tunes.

so have I lol dont rate their clothes on this one though too much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?"

I was wondering the same thing. I don't do mornings and I rarely go to DcMonalds anyway, so the DcMonalds breakfast menu is something I know nothing about.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

I was wondering the same thing. I don't do mornings and I rarely go to DcMonalds anyway, so the DcMonalds breakfast menu is something I know nothing about."

Heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha only just seen this. Sorry I was on a beer event at the time. Very good

However I'm disappointed that there was no breakfast wrap

I wish i could take the credit for it, but i found it on a weirdo oddball website and thought of you.....not cuz of the weirdo oddball thing though....

Are you sure?

What's a breakfast wrap?

I was wondering the same thing. I don't do mornings and I rarely go to DcMonalds anyway, so the DcMonalds breakfast menu is something I know nothing about.

Heathen

Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)...."

I take it you are a fan.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Of CLIFFmas. A time to celebrate cliff and his glorious Christmas songs.

It's a time for giving, a time for believing, a time for trusting, not deceiving. Christmas is love, Christmas is cheer, a time for hating and fighting to cease...(altogether now.....)....

I take it you are a fan.

Only during December....aka CLIFFmas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't find Cliff anywhere on the winter wonderland banner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry before my generation

must be too young for this one

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