FabSwingers.com forum: cyber engagement

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fook did you slip a laptop on her finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is deffo something in the forum water lol

congrats xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Does this mean lucky wifey gets 3 days and alternate Saturdays off?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

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Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you , you are al invited to the wedding in never never land but minxie may have a better venue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Does this mean lucky wifey gets 3 days and alternate Saturdays off?

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yes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

just make sure you have my trifle for tomorrow

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

Oooh yeah!!! Sideline in divorce lawyers.....and baby registering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

lol cash in on it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

Oooh yeah!!! Sideline in divorce lawyers.....and baby registering.

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There are babies as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby..."

How the fook did you slip a laptop in there!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

Oooh yeah!!! Sideline in divorce lawyers.....and baby registering.

There are babies as well?

Yep...see....cheeky is having one

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Huh, you never mentioned this in our PMs...bloody tart - extra choccie hobnobs required when you visit as a penance

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

Oooh yeah!!! Sideline in divorce lawyers.....and baby registering.

There are babies as well?

we're adopting a spaniel called Trevor instead

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just letting you all know that myself and minxie have just got engaged on here electronically, we are so happy xx

Another one? Bloody hell....*waits for cyber divorces*

just make sure you have my trifle for tomorrow

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Bugger...ive run out of baileys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I on the right site???

Congrats to you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huh, you never mentioned this in our PMs...bloody tart - extra choccie hobnobs required when you visit as a penance

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white choclate????

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Can we have a cyber Elvis in it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Huh, you never mentioned this in our PMs...bloody tart - extra choccie hobnobs required when you visit as a penance

white choclate????"

I want all the foodgroups covered - white, milk and dark or no PG Tips for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for divorce lawyers for me n russ

no bubbas either.. we have one each already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby..."

You playing with the turkey bastor again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huh, you never mentioned this in our PMs...bloody tart - extra choccie hobnobs required when you visit as a penance

white choclate????

I want all the foodgroups covered - white, milk and dark or no PG Tips for you

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noted madam

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

bloody hell, another hat to buy!

Congrats by the way

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

And on the other side of the chapel we'll set up the offices of our brother firm Hyde, Stashit and Runn, catering for the grooms side of things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

are you friends of the groom? no im the brides mother x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

You playing with the turkey bastor again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

And on the other side of the chapel we'll set up the offices of our brother firm Hyde, Stashit and Runn, catering for the grooms side of things.

You've gone and changed your name mid thread! How are people supposed to keep up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

And on the other side of the chapel we'll set up the offices of our brother firm Hyde, Stashit and Runn, catering for the grooms side of things.

You've gone and changed your name mid thread! How are people supposed to keep up?"
type faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

You playing with the turkey bastor again

Shameless lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

And on the other side of the chapel we'll set up the offices of our brother firm Hyde, Stashit and Runn, catering for the grooms side of things.

You've gone and changed your name mid thread! How are people supposed to keep up?"

It's December here - I did start a thread.

Do I need to refer this to my lawyers to handle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

congratulations,our cyber gift is on it's way.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?"
nope i been vaccinated

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?"

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think I'm gonna set up my own little white cyber chapel the amount of nuptials being announced on here

Let me know where you're setting up so I can set up Emasculate and Filch, cyber divorce lawyers for the discerning cyber bride. T girl brides accepted as clients too, natch.

And on the other side of the chapel we'll set up the offices of our brother firm Hyde, Stashit and Runn, catering for the grooms side of things.

You've gone and changed your name mid thread! How are people supposed to keep up?

It's December here - I did start a thread.

Do I need to refer this to my lawyers to handle?"

Do Hyde, Stashit and Runn deal with these sorts of matters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s."

Its you and me Lickity!! The unafflicted duo! It does doesn't it! But you know what I mean... *Love is in the air* and all that !!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s.

Its you and me Lickity!! The unafflicted duo! It does doesn't it! But you know what I mean... *Love is in the air* and all that !!"

consider yourselves rusticled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s."

That would be the company employed as party planners now, Messrs. Bodgeit & Scarper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s.

Its you and me Lickity!! The unafflicted duo! It does doesn't it! But you know what I mean... *Love is in the air* and all that !!

consider yourselves rusticled

Ooooh I'm not going to say what's in my mind!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I bet I can guess Ruby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet I can guess Ruby....

Oohh can you? If you can then I'd be incredibly impressed! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

You playing with the turkey bastor again

Vodka has a lot to answer for...!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

You playing with the turkey bastor again

Vodka has a lot to answer for...!

Can you get cyber pregnant with vodka in a turkey baster?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s.

Its you and me Lickity!! The unafflicted duo! It does doesn't it! But you know what I mean... *Love is in the air* and all that !!"

I've just had a sympathy proposal. I've turned it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say anything now!! Rusty effect, rusticled!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS it the Rusty effect. Is there anyone other than myself that isn't afflicted by this effect?

No one cyber wants me. So I remain unafflicted. A Rusty effect sounds like a decorating term from the 80s.

Its you and me Lickity!! The unafflicted duo! It does doesn't it! But you know what I mean... *Love is in the air* and all that !!

I've just had a sympathy proposal. I've turned it down."

I want a sympathy proposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say anything now!! Rusty effect, rusticled!!!!!

Its meant in a loving way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say anything now!! Rusty effect, rusticled!!!!!

Its meant in a loving way! "

Hmmmm!!!! Feel like a new STI the way your saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say anything now!! Rusty effect, rusticled!!!!!

Its meant in a loving way!

Hmmmm!!!! Feel like a new STI the way your saying it

That was not my intention. If you've taken my comment that way then I apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared to say anything now!! Rusty effect, rusticled!!!!!

Its meant in a loving way!

Hmmmm!!!! Feel like a new STI the way your saying it

That was not my intention. If you've taken my comment that way then I apologise."

Lol only joking with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

How the fook did you slip a laptop in there!

iPad mini ??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

How the fook did you slip a laptop in there!

iPad mini ??

do liletts make those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to annouce I am having a online baby...

How the fook did you slip a laptop in there!

iPad mini ??

do liletts make those

She won't be needing liletts if she up the cyber duff!!!

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