FabSwingers.com forum: Is it too early

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

What I'd actually love right now is a guy to bring me a roast dinner, preferably chicken, then slob on the sofa with me and watch horror films. (I'll be asleep within 10mins and I will drool and snore).

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

nothing wrong with afternoon siesta,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely walk across a beach in the night sky then sit down on a blanket and cuddle with a glass off bubbly and gaze up at the stars

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone to bathe me before he carries me to bed and massages my aching body until I fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely walk across a beach in the night sky then sit down on a blanket and cuddle with a glass off bubbly and gaze up at the stars "

This sounds nice for when I have more energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely walk across a beach in the night sky then sit down on a blanket and cuddle with a glass off bubbly and gaze up at the stars

This sounds nice for when I have more energy. "

Awww hugs a nice afternoon rest first then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to bathe me before he carries me to bed and massages my aching body until I fall asleep.

That's far too handsy for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

Would hair stroking be too much (head)?..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

An afternoon nap does people a power of good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

Would hair stroking be too much (head)?.."

In small doses it's ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An afternoon nap does people a power of good

It wouldn't be a nap, I'd be waking up about 3 in the morning if I went to sleep now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Go treat yourself to a nanna nap lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A lovely walk across a beach in the night sky then sit down on a blanket and cuddle with a glass off bubbly and gaze up at the stars "

...you had me at bubbly

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Couple off drinks and a decent pub meal

Easily pleased us

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?"

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just having a lovely snooze using her ladyship's bosom as a pillow. Got woken by the phone

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

It’s never too early for anything. It is your time to do with as you please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

It’s never too early for anything. It is your time to do with as you please.

If only it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol"

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

Would hair stroking be too much (head)?..

In small doses it's ok. "

Only until you are asleep.....then I'll use it to mop up the drool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with a 20-30min nap during the day. Was thinking quesadillas tonight but when I opened up a fresh pack of wraps they didn't look or smell fresh op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

It’s never too early for anything. It is your time to do with as you please.

If only it was. "

Obviously people have responsibilities, but days off are yours for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

It’s never too early for anything. It is your time to do with as you please.

If only it was.

Obviously people have responsibilities, but days off are yours for you

I never get days off!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

I was right there with you until the cauliflower cheese. Bloody deviant. Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

Would hair stroking be too much (head)?..

In small doses it's ok.

Only until you are asleep.....then I'll use it to mop up the drool..."

I like your style.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not at all. It's Sunday, the day of rest after all

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

I was right there with you until the cauliflower cheese. Bloody deviant. Ugh."

Nooooooo.

You can't have a roast dinner without cauliflower cheese!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was just having a lovely snooze using her ladyship's bosom as a pillow. Got woken by the phone

Mr"

I have that song in my head now. If I dream of bosoms I blame you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

Would hair stroking be too much (head)?..

In small doses it's ok.

Only until you are asleep.....then I'll use it to mop up the drool...

I like your style."

I'm an optimistic pragmatist. I'm very conflicted.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep."

I can't remember the last time I had an afternoon nap but when I do, I always wake up feeling worse than before I did go for a nap so probably why I avoid it lol but if you insist, only if you play with my hair if I do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nowt wrong with a 20-30min nap during the day. Was thinking quesadillas tonight but when I opened up a fresh pack of wraps they didn't look or smell fresh op"

I was thinking of just going to sleep early, not a nap. Like I'm just done now for the day. I've had enough.

God I hate it when that happens, I have fresh wraps if it makes you feel any better?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I just woke up from a little nap on the sofa, I’m sure if I had gone to bed I would have totally passed the fuck out for hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep.

Do you have a beard??

I can stroke that.

I like stroking beards

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Nooooooo.

You can't have a roast dinner without cauliflower cheese!!!"

You can and you should. I’m a Yorkshireman, I know about these things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just woke up from a little nap on the sofa, I’m sure if I had gone to bed I would have totally passed the fuck out for hours! "

This is what I want. I don't want a nap, I just want to go to sleep until Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooooo.

You can't have a roast dinner without cauliflower cheese!!!

You can and you should. I’m a Yorkshireman, I know about these things."

Errrrr I'm a yorkshireWOman.

You need the cheese!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

What would be yours?

It’s never too early for anything. It is your time to do with as you please.

If only it was.

Obviously people have responsibilities, but days off are yours for you

I never get days off! "

Oh. Well I’m sorry to hear it

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep.

Do you have a beard??

I can stroke that.

I like stroking beards"

Would a stubble do? I'll give you a match or some sandpaper, same thing really lol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

are you sure you dont want to go into hibernation,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep.

Do you have a beard??

I can stroke that.

I like stroking beards

Would a stubble do? I'll give you a match or some sandpaper, same thing really lol"

I can work with stubble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are you sure you dont want to go into hibernation,"

Noooooo I love this time of year.

Hibernation is for the summer.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Errrrr I'm a yorkshireWOman.

You need the cheese!!!"

Glad to hear it lass, but we’re never going to agree on t’cheese.

Don’t get me wrong, cheese is divine, but doesn’t belong anywhere near gravy. And the gravy is the crowning glory of a good roast dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrr I'm a yorkshireWOman.

You need the cheese!!!

Glad to hear it lass, but we’re never going to agree on t’cheese.

Don’t get me wrong, cheese is divine, but doesn’t belong anywhere near gravy. And the gravy is the crowning glory of a good roast dinner."

But you don't put the cheese sauce everywhere. Just a little section with cauliflower cheese. Gravy on top.

Lush!!!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Lush!!!!!"

Nope. And adding more exclamation marks doesn’t make it true. Nice try though.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"I just woke up from a little nap on the sofa, I’m sure if I had gone to bed I would have totally passed the fuck out for hours!

This is what I want. I don't want a nap, I just want to go to sleep until Monday. "

Go for it then, stop posting in the forum, close fab, shut your eyes and sleep! See you tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lush!!!!!

Nope. And adding more exclamation marks doesn’t make it true. Nice try though."

Yes it does !!!!!!!!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Errrrr I'm a yorkshireWOman.

You need the cheese!!!

Glad to hear it lass, but we’re never going to agree on t’cheese.

Don’t get me wrong, cheese is divine, but doesn’t belong anywhere near gravy. And the gravy is the crowning glory of a good roast dinner.

But you don't put the cheese sauce everywhere. Just a little section with cauliflower cheese. Gravy on top.

Lush!!!!!

Not sure about the cauli cheese, and happy for you to have all of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just woke up from a little nap on the sofa, I’m sure if I had gone to bed I would have totally passed the fuck out for hours!

This is what I want. I don't want a nap, I just want to go to sleep until Monday.

Go for it then, stop posting in the forum, close fab, shut your eyes and sleep! See you tomorrow!

If I could I would

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

" !!!!!!!!"

A sure sign of a diseased mind. I think you need a bit of a sleep. Might do you good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" !!!!!!!!

A sure sign of a diseased mind. I think you need a bit of a sleep. Might do you good."

Do you know what would do me good?

A roast dinner.

With cauliflower cheese.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"A roast dinner.

With cauliflower cheese. "

Deviant.

Okay, now I’m getting deja vu.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"A nice walk would be awesome right now to stop me from thinking about going to sleep lol

Nooooo just give in. Ssshhhh go to sleep.

Do you have a beard??

I can stroke that.

I like stroking beards

Would a stubble do? I'll give you a match or some sandpaper, same thing really lol

I can work with stubble."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which horror movies?

Spooky?

Gory?

Stalk n slash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A roast dinner.

With cauliflower cheese.

Deviant.

Okay, now I’m getting deja vu."

I'm right you're wrong.

We'll leave it there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which horror movies?

Spooky?

Gory?

Stalk n slash?"

One of each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which horror movies?

Spooky?

Gory?

Stalk n slash?

One of each? "

Done

I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds would be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ryan Reynolds would be disappointed."

I really don't care, that's how tired I am.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

Agreed. I love a good bit of cauliflower cheese! Roasties done with duck fat, a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme, with garlic gloves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cook it for you, with all the trimmings, served on an oven warmed plate and cutlery wrapped in a napkin. However you can fetch it yourself, I'm not putting that much effort in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

Agreed. I love a good bit of cauliflower cheese! Roasties done with duck fat, a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme, with garlic gloves.

Yes!!!

Bring me one if your cooking.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

Agreed. I love a good bit of cauliflower cheese! Roasties done with duck fat, a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme, with garlic gloves.

Yes!!!

Bring me one if your cooking. "

Only if you stroke my beard afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

Agreed. I love a good bit of cauliflower cheese! Roasties done with duck fat, a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme, with garlic gloves.

Yes!!!

Bring me one if your cooking.

Only if you stroke my beard afterwards

Deal

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"To go to bed?

And no not for sex, just to sleep.

That would be my perfect Sunday evening.

With roasties? Yorkshire pud?

Obviously.

And cauliflower cheese.

Agreed. I love a good bit of cauliflower cheese! Roasties done with duck fat, a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme, with garlic gloves.

Yes!!!

Bring me one if your cooking.

Only if you stroke my beard afterwards

Deal"

Don’t blame me if I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt wrong with a 20-30min nap during the day. Was thinking quesadillas tonight but when I opened up a fresh pack of wraps they didn't look or smell fresh op

I was thinking of just going to sleep early, not a nap. Like I'm just done now for the day. I've had enough.

God I hate it when that happens, I have fresh wraps if it makes you feel any better? "

I’m good thanks.I popped over to my local and brought another packet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Dinner then netflix. Bed between 9 and 10 as I was up early this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect."

You had right up until the cock worship.

I might swap that out for beard stroking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dinner then netflix. Bed between 9 and 10 as I was up early this morning."

I had approx 3 hours sleep last night.

I think all the caffeine's kicked in now though and I'm awake.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect.

You had right up until the cock worship.

I might swap that out for beard stroking.

Add an extra glass (bottle) of wine and let's do beard stroking and cock worshipping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect.

You had right up until the cock worship.

I might swap that out for beard stroking.

Add an extra glass (bottle) of wine and let's do beard stroking and cock worshipping. "

Can you do the cock thing? I'll do double the amount of beard stroking.

Definitely down for the extra bottle of wine though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect.

You had right up until the cock worship.

I might swap that out for beard stroking.

Add an extra glass (bottle) of wine and let's do beard stroking and cock worshipping.

Can you do the cock thing? I'll do double the amount of beard stroking.

Definitely down for the extra bottle of wine though. "

Yeah sure. Team work is great isn't it? Need to be up early at 6am but wine is sorely tempting.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"Do you know what I'd love OP?

Well, obviously you don't but you're about to find out.

Someone to cook for me. I tend to cook dinner most nights. Having someone else do that would be wonderful.

Then a gentle hairbrush while listening to music. A nice large glass of wine. A horror film. Midsommar. Or The Witch.

And then a good hour of cock worshipping until I fall asleep on their thighs. Gently snoring. Perfect.

You had right up until the cock worship.

I might swap that out for beard stroking.

Add an extra glass (bottle) of wine and let's do beard stroking and cock worshipping.

Can you do the cock thing? I'll do double the amount of beard stroking.

Definitely down for the extra bottle of wine though. "

Oh if only I was in the middle of this scenario after work today

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Ooooo I would love the roast dinner but beef please! And a lovely desert for after and either a nice gin or glass of wine! Then my hair to be played with and if they want to spoil me maybe a massage

I’m just very greedy

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