FabSwingers.com forum: Injuries caused during sex

By *hropshireGent OP Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

Has anyone had any injuries whilst having sex or does anyone have any funny stories to tell?

I met a female that wanted to “ride my face”. We had a brilliant time but my nose was hurting the next day, two weeks later I went o to the doctor and had a X-ray 5 days later to be told my nose was fractured

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Not an injury but could have been embarrassing was going at it doggy style with a bloke first time we had sex had my light up butt plug in ass! When he suddenly said the butt plug has gone!

was horrified! I couldn't retrieve it! He managed to get it out! Imagine arriving at a and e! Him still in his Mr plod uniform! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine was shagging his girlfriend on a wicker chair slipped out and as he thrust back in missed and tore his fore skin so much had to be circumcised

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

"A friend of mine was shagging his girlfriend on a wicker chair slipped out and as he thrust back in missed and tore his fore skin so much had to be circumcised "

Wow made me feel sore

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A friend of mine was shagging his girlfriend on a wicker chair slipped out and as he thrust back in missed and tore his fore skin so much had to be circumcised "

Nope

Nope, nope, nope

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

Ricky Machado did the same x

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By *hropshireGent OP Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

Would you like to go into more detail?

Sounds like this could be interesting

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By *xplore_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Lincs

Had my banjo snap when I was 17…. My GF at the time was riding me, we had both d*unk quite a bit and I felt an unpleasant scratchy uncomfortable feeling. Carried on through for a bit then thought nah this is actually hurting now. Hopped off the bed into the bathroom, I’m covered in blood! She’s covered as well and then she just burst out laughing whilst I freaked out!

We were doing it in spare bedroom of my parents house (they were away fortunately). Blood all over the sheets, duvet and even through to the electric blanket lol

Was in pain for weeks and weeks. It was a good few months before could have sex again. Whilst girl on top is my fav position it still pops into my head from time to time nowadays, more psychological I think.

Worse part of it all though was the following day I was going to a car show in London with my GF and friends and I had to walk around in agony whilst a mixture of limping and walking v v gingerly occurred. Getting queasy at the thought. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

I bet he found it hilarious!

Ouch!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC snapped his banjo string at the critical moment, when fucking me in the backseat of my little Vauxhall Corsa. Made for a very amusing/embarrassing trip to A&E and an uncomfortable train ride back to uni! It caused him issues for years after but fine nearly 18yrs later!

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Mr KC snapped his banjo string at the critical moment, when fucking me in the backseat of my little Vauxhall Corsa. Made for a very amusing/embarrassing trip to A&E and an uncomfortable train ride back to uni! It caused him issues for years after but fine nearly 18yrs later!"

Not me but I friend snapped his banjo string

Honestly, my legs are crossed just typing this

Fuck me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Besides cramp in leg or back nothing serious but did spoil the moment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not me but I friend snapped his banjo string

Honestly, my legs are crossed just typing this

Fuck me "

An 18yo Mr KC didn't have a fucking clue what had happened. It put him off car sex for life too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago whilst riding on top. I fell backwards and managed to wedge myself between a set of drawers, and the bed. I couldn't get out, guy I was with eventually had to push the drawers out of the way to free me... Once he'd finished laughing

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

Years ago while snogging my girlfriend for hours, she started sucking on my tongue and my frenulum tore underneath… went with a pop, she did suck like a vacuum though (I miss those days!!) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I was fucking in the sea here in Cornwall a couple of years ago, all going swimmingly well...then i stepped on a weaver fish, thought I could man up and finish the fuck.... Bad idea.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I once had my head buried between a ladies thighs and as she came she’s clenched her legs so tight on my face it felt like she had broken my cheek bone. The next day I had bruising in front of one of my ears and just couldn’t think of what to tell the hospital if I went to A&E. Luckily I didn’t go and the pain subsided along with the bruising after a few days

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By *isCockHerTailCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

So we were d*unk and horny and returned from a social with a couple of couples. We jumped into bed with gusto and engaged in a 69. At one point she had her head hanging off the bed and I was thrusting into her mouth. Unfortunately, maybe due to alcohol and gusto I miss timed and my glans slipped under her tongue - I'm not a small chap - and there was little space for her tongue other than to be forced upwards tearing her frenulum!

There was blood and tears.

A while later her dentist referred her for a cancer screening because of some white patches on her lower palette...it was actually scarring from the face fucking accident...

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Obviously carpet burns, also sprained ankle from a few guys bending me over & holding one of my legs up high while being fucked. That hurt but the show must go on lol

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

At uni, was out with friends and friends of friends, one of which was a fairly cute brunette who kept bringing up sex into conversation and boasting about how she was brilliant at blowjobs.

Needless to say I chanced my arm and got invited back to hers.

I'd like to say I was just disappointed at the lacklustre oral, but it was painfully toothy to the point I discovered graze marks on my todger and the session was interrupted for an hour as her hand somehow slipped off my shaft and wrist punched my nuts. Hard. V hard.

When my ability to get hard returned she went to go down again and I left away saying no chance. She looked confused and I had to explain how bad it was, she laughed seeming to disbelieve me and grabbed a condom saying 'ok Mr impatient'

Week after one of my mates cornered me as he had heard I'd had one of her amazing blowjobs as she had been boasting about another satisfied guy. He laughed as I recounted the events and decided maybe he wouldn't try to pull her after all.

So. Not as bad as all the banjo strings, but grazed cock and lightly bruised balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

I recently learned that this could happen and not gonna lie, I haven't been ok since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Split my “bit” once. Was not good!

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By *isCockHerTailCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Ella cracked a rib of mine enthusiastically bouncing towards my face....

Oh, and assorted bruises.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mr had his banjo string snap when he was young with an enthusiastic older lady, that's a very funny story

I recently learned that this could happen and not gonna lie, I haven't been ok since

You're welcome

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

The Mrs had bought new jewelry for her vch piercing.

She was face riding when the ring caught my nostril,lifted my head off the ground, split my nostril and my head slammed the garage floor. It was split entirely through. Blood everywhere.

I was the most injured but she didn't go unscathed.

She had to remove the ring for a few weeks.

I now have a scar on my right nostril from that.

I smirk every time I look in the mirror now.

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford

A girl I’ve been sleeping with recently come round the other night and I turned the lights off this time to make it a bit different, we were changing positions and as she sat up and moved she head butted me. Blood everywhere wouldn’t stop for about 15 minutes.

On the positive side though we went outside and fucked on the balcony after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiancé at the time had a gf on the side, she was telling me what they had done the night before as I was hammering her hard from behind (pillow under the hips) and POP, banjo string went.

Blood pissing out, I’m squeaking like a hungry piglet, she’s freaking out asking if the blood is hers and I’m shouting why the fuck do you think I’m squeaking in pain

Month later I’m in for the circumcision. Into theatre under local at 9am, discharged at 11am. 11.25am I collapsed near the hospital exit, lost around 3l of blood.

Turned out they had burst the big dick vein when stitching me up. Didn’t feel the blood due to the padding, the numbness and the type of north face trackies I had on.

12.30 I’m in for an epidural and 3 hours of emergency surgery. Dick was a fucking state. I have photos that would give men nightmares

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Mr broke his toe, in a glory hole at a club.

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By *r TemptationMan
over a year ago

York

Banjo strings.

Ouch!

Makes you think, do us guys have a design flaw?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Fiancé at the time had a gf on the side, she was telling me what they had done the night before as I was hammering her hard from behind (pillow under the hips) and POP, banjo string went.

Blood pissing out, I’m squeaking like a hungry piglet, she’s freaking out asking if the blood is hers and I’m shouting why the fuck do you think I’m squeaking in pain

Month later I’m in for the circumcision. Into theatre under local at 9am, discharged at 11am. 11.25am I collapsed near the hospital exit, lost around 3l of blood.

Turned out they had burst the big dick vein when stitching me up. Didn’t feel the blood due to the padding, the numbness and the type of north face trackies I had on.

12.30 I’m in for an epidural and 3 hours of emergency surgery. Dick was a fucking state. I have photos that would give men nightmares "

Yeah, the ol' banjo string does make a lot of blood! Freaked us out at the time, definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No injuries here. I guess you need to know what you are doing…,

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hot and sweaty people, rubber sheets and accidentally spilled bottle of lube.

Enthusiastic pegging of guy when I thrust a bit hard, he slipped and fell off bed, kicking me in the face in the process.

Split lip and bled all over the bed.

He smacked head.

Next few hours spent on sofa with ice packs.

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

"A girl I’ve been sleeping with recently come round the other night and I turned the lights off this time to make it a bit different, we were changing positions and as she sat up and moved she head butted me. Blood everywhere wouldn’t stop for about 15 minutes.

Lights off doesnt work well for me either. I headbutted poor MrFluffy on our first meet as I leaned down to kiss him as we were fucking but lost my bearings

We had to tell the airbnb host he'd had a nosebleed as the pillows were destroyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I endured a twisted testicle

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Tore my banjo string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex managed to, err, tear my perineum while I was riding his face... (using his hands to err open up a bit more, a little too vigorously) Was a bit sore but didn't really realise until I looked down his face was covered in blood. How he didn't realise I don't know!

not bad enough for the hospital or any long lasting effects thankfully.

Some of these banjo string ones are eye opening. I didn't realise it was such a common injury!

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Hernia

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Burned my cock with baby oil. I’d warmed it up prior to a massage and left it in too long. Lady poured it onto my cock to start with and that was the end of that session. Still got what looks like a birthmark on my bellend from the burn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I got a heart shaped burn from waxplay once too, on my boobs... And allegedly they were the type designed for this kinda thing.

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford

Lights off doesnt work well for me either. I headbutted poor MrFluffy on our first meet as I leaned down to kiss him as we were fucking but lost my bearings

We had to tell the airbnb host he'd had a nosebleed as the pillows were destroyed

Yeah it’s definitely lights on in future

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Injuries are never nice but usually heal…

Mine however…..

Due to an over enthusiastic sex session I developed something called Peyronie’s disease which is a build up of scar tissue internally in the penis which results in a profound bend - think hissing Cobra about to strike…

It’s unfortunately not something that can be fixed short of major surgery that basically cuts it out and removes the opposite side too to shorten & even it up lol

So I now have a curved penis - I’m reliably informed that it hits places other cocks don’t due to the bend but does make sex interesting in certain positions…

If you’re interested then yes I do have a few pics on my profile and if you’re really interested and want to try it feel free to message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cut holding porn magazine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone had any injuries whilst having sex or does anyone have any funny stories to tell?

Take note Nora (the sensual assassin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another torn banjo here, only half tho not a full snap!

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By *hropshireGent OP Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"No injuries here. I guess you need to know what you are doing…,

You aren’t trying hard enough

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Just a broken heart once or twice if that counts

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