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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s happening in your ‘local updates’ thread for a while

So cmon let us know what’s happening as I’m a nosey bugger and could do with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the first 20, all males.

Horny AF

Who's up?

Anyone free?

Meet today.

I need more coffee before I scroll further down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got someone looking for Cannock Chase info’. How original.

I’ve got someone on Day 2 of not stalking his ‘princess’. Curious.

A straight guys wants to lick a guys sweaty arse while jerking him off. Not so sure he’s straight.

Oh, I’ve got a couple that appear to wishing for winter weather. They want someone to bring them some Snow over. Bit early for blizzards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the whole of Birmingham is feeling naughty.. maybe it's the fog.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Some chancer was looking for a full English breakfast.

Oh wait, that was me.

*Quickly deletes status*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read the first 20, all males.

Horny AF

Who's up?

Anyone free?

Meet today.

I need more coffee before I scroll further down. "

Snap

my coffee intake as gone into overdrive with mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got someone looking for Cannock Chase info’. How original.

I’ve got someone on Day 2 of not stalking his ‘princess’. Curious.

A straight guys wants to lick a guys sweaty arse while jerking him off. Not so sure he’s straight.

Oh, I’ve got a couple that appear to wishing for winter weather. They want someone to bring them some Snow over. Bit early for blizzards."

There’s a lot going on in your locals then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently the whole of Birmingham is feeling naughty.. maybe it's the fog."

I think that’s just us Brummie’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some chancer was looking for a full English breakfast.

Oh wait, that was me.

*Quickly deletes status* "

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for kinky (SM) people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some chancer was looking for a full English breakfast.

Oh wait, that was me.

*Quickly deletes status* "

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone is looking for kinky (SM) people "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got someone looking for Cannock Chase info’. How original.

I’ve got someone on Day 2 of not stalking his ‘princess’. Curious.

A straight guys wants to lick a guys sweaty arse while jerking him off. Not so sure he’s straight.

Oh, I’ve got a couple that appear to wishing for winter weather. They want someone to bring them some Snow over. Bit early for blizzards.

There’s a lot going on in your locals then

I just cherrypicked the ones that amused me. There’s a bucket load of “Horny AF” folk.

And a shedload of “help me unload” types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone is looking for kinky (SM) people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got someone looking for Cannock Chase info’. How original.

I’ve got someone on Day 2 of not stalking his ‘princess’. Curious.

A straight guys wants to lick a guys sweaty arse while jerking him off. Not so sure he’s straight.

Oh, I’ve got a couple that appear to wishing for winter weather. They want someone to bring them some Snow over. Bit early for blizzards.

There’s a lot going on in your locals then

I just cherrypicked the ones that amused me. There’s a bucket load of “Horny AF” folk.

And a shedload of “help me unload” types. "

You should ask what they need unloading

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My dirty pussy wants you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve got loads of Solihull newbies

‘Horny right now’

‘Morning wood needs sorting out’

Even a guy who’s been hacked

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Mutual sex

That's it, that's the update.

I mean, that's all sex isn't it? Unless you're on some sort of register?

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

A treat to read as always, thank you Midlands

'Been a while since I had such a cute ass to fuck'

'GLORYHOLE OPEN ALL DAY, SHOOT YOUR SEED DEEP IN MY MAN CUNT'

'Some people are a waste of time'

'Who deserves a nice slow deep stretching from behind'

Also a 3 man bum train - strong effort lads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A treat to read as always, thank you Midlands

'Been a while since I had such a cute ass to fuck'

'GLORYHOLE OPEN ALL DAY, SHOOT YOUR SEED DEEP IN MY MAN CUNT'

'Some people are a waste of time'

'Who deserves a nice slow deep stretching from behind'

Also a 3 man bum train - strong effort lads

Oh my days

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Someone who is claiming to be 46 is making preparations for her big birthday....what's so big about 47 hmmm ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who is claiming to be 46 is making preparations for her big birthday....what's so big about 47 hmmm ?

Maybe she forgot what year she was born in

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Someones got a sweaty zebra thong

Someone wants an subscription code

Someone thinking of snow

Someones jaw is aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have to do a morning DIY job (wa*k) & some using rulers against there knobs

that's new it's normally lynx

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Lots of meets posted

Moaning about people not meeting or answering messages

New pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just people whinging about people not reading profiles. So I read it. It’s one of those ranty ones with a long list of DON’Ts and various improbable hoops to jump through just to be considered worthy of a possible reply.

I wish them all the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some have to do a morning DIY job (wa*k) & some using rulers against there knobs

that's new it's normally lynx "

I have a ruler ON my knob.

Now that’s truly unique here. (I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason people are asking for snow , bit strange as it’s still only September

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Seems to be a lot of people offering snow on mine, maybe we should link them up?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bad pictures, strange statue’s and the usual new fakes.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve seen a new one ….

‘ all this dick and don’t know what to do with it’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a quite a few wanking dead on my local updates. I didn't block them fast enough.

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"There's a quite a few wanking dead on my local updates. I didn't block them fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew Skype was so popular locally, must be cos of the postal strike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now someone is whinging and saying they won’t reply to any single males as there’s always a few that ruin it for the next guy.

Just clicked to see if I could message them .. I can. They haven’t blocked single males ..

Some people make this hard for themselves, don’t they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now someone is whinging and saying they won’t reply to any single males as there’s always a few that ruin it for the next guy.

Just clicked to see if I could message them .. I can. They haven’t blocked single males ..

Some people make this hard for themselves, don’t they?

Yeah same as when they say ‘ guys I’m straight so stop messaging’ ermmmm block single males then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy reckons he can slip away from work to lick pussy.

There's me trying to sneak a nap into my lunch break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got sick of them so made my filters small so I don’t see many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has popped a Viagra and has a solid cock that needs using

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone has popped a Viagra and has a solid cock that needs using "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Someone has popped a Viagra and has a solid cock that needs using "
Do his balls need emptying too

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lots of men "in the area for work"

Looking for a social possibly more

Sunday fundays

Staying at (insert name of hotel)

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I never look at these but I have for the thread purposes

I’m horny

Who’s free?

I can accommodate

I’m going to …… for a coffee, anyone free?

And so it goes on ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On last check..

Lots of new photos (must be a new profile, I'm not complaining

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Someone who's been away checking their messages

Someone who is waiting...

And someone going to Chams, at some point..

Riveting non stop action here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't seen a seagull today. Little feckers have finally left for winter..

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I love a good local nosy, in no particular order, here are todays offerings.

"Feel horny".

Pics of tits.

"Bring food".

Dozens of meet today invites.

Some profile views.

Request for couple meets including pussy clean up.

Dogging locations.

"Hungover".

"Outdoor fun?"

Its all going on up here.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A treat to read as always, thank you Midlands

'Been a while since I had such a cute ass to fuck'

'GLORYHOLE OPEN ALL DAY, SHOOT YOUR SEED DEEP IN MY MAN CUNT'

'Some people are a waste of time'

'Who deserves a nice slow deep stretching from behind'

Also a 3 man bum train - strong effort lads

Thank you for sharing this.

Its almost chronological

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy named Keith apparently fucks pipe exhaust.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"A treat to read as always, thank you Midlands

'Been a while since I had such a cute ass to fuck'

'GLORYHOLE OPEN ALL DAY, SHOOT YOUR SEED DEEP IN MY MAN CUNT'

'Some people are a waste of time'

'Who deserves a nice slow deep stretching from behind'

Also a 3 man bum train - strong effort lads

Thank you for sharing this.

Its almost chronological

Ha ha clearly the East Mids just loves ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has an influx of new profiles with some odd usernames

Not much else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel like my local area one is always pretty boring, or filled with horrible pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep literally just post after post of "horny", "who's horny", "I'm horny" status updates

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Feel like my local area one is always pretty boring, or filled with horrible pics "

That’s why I pop my work postcode in instead of my home.

Being out in the sticks means my local updates don’t update very much … the city centre is a lot more fun to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like my local area one is always pretty boring, or filled with horrible pics

That’s why I pop my work postcode in instead of my home.

Being out in the sticks means my local updates don’t update very much … the city centre is a lot more fun to read."

Hmm maybe I should do this! Get the juicy updates

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The latest post is maybe a bit *too* juicy.

"Looking for a mini gangbang. I want some hard fast cummers for Glasgow City Centre at 15:00. Face pics with replies please."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I mean, it’s quarter to three already. Someone’s in a hurry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, it’s quarter to three already. Someone’s in a hurry!"

Is there no status update

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy named Keith apparently fucks pipe exhaust.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A treat to read as always, thank you Midlands

'Been a while since I had such a cute ass to fuck'

'GLORYHOLE OPEN ALL DAY, SHOOT YOUR SEED DEEP IN MY MAN CUNT'

'Some people are a waste of time'

'Who deserves a nice slow deep stretching from behind'

Also a 3 man bum train - strong effort lads

Hahaha sounds like a real treat, which one was your status?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Let’s dip back in to the chaos, shall we?

"Love having my tits fucked, waiting with an open mouth for your cum"

Hmmm. Apparently they’re all about cum around here this afternoon.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

There's one 'interesting' update local to me:

"The men in Greece left me so unsatisfied. Actually dying for a good pounding.".

She must be an Olympian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic

Meet now

Dick pic

Sunday funday

Attention seeking post

Dick pic

Meet now

Sunday funday

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A guy named Keith apparently fucks pipe exhaust.

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any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'4 day load needs sharing'

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

We have an ALL CAPS man here. If it’s in ALL CAPS it must be REALLY IMPORTANT. Let’s see …

"AVAILABLE NOW TROOPS LOOKING FOR STRAIGHT GUYS ONLY STRAIGHT TRADESMEN ONLY LOOKING TO OFFER YOU FREE BODY MASSAGE READ PROFILE NO TIMEWAISTING"

Crikey. All caps and no punctuation. I’m exhausted just reading that.

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over a year ago

"We have an ALL CAPS man here. If it’s in ALL CAPS it must be REALLY IMPORTANT. Let’s see …

AVAILABLE NOW TROOPS LOOKING FOR STRAIGHT GUYS ONLY STRAIGHT TRADESMEN ONLY LOOKING TO OFFER YOU FREE BODY MASSAGE READ PROFILE NO TIMEWAISTING

Crikey. All caps and no punctuation. I’m exhausted just reading that."

That sounds like it will be an angry free body massage

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Mainly seems to be couples looking for singles for threesomes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's one 'interesting' update local to me:

"The men in Greece left me so unsatisfied. Actually dying for a good pounding.".

She must be an Olympian."

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'4 day load needs sharing'

Go for it luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'4 day load needs sharing'

Go for it luv "

Ya think so? Might well be my lucky day.

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By *heSeductivePairCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Lots of Silver site supporters. A few cock pics. Not much else.

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By *heSeductivePairCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *heSeductivePairCouple
over a year ago

London

The one time she goes away with her permission and no one wants any is anyone up for fun

*Username* is a bloke pretending to be a couple. What’s the point ? You just get found out and look like a dick

New verifications allll over my area (parents are definitely celebrating post school holidays haha)

New events

Back to the gym it is if any women want their pussy licked and eaten message me and ill come right over x

My husband loves when I’m really sweaty. Think he has an armpit fetish!

*******

I think Essex is not doing too shabby tbh...nice eclectic updates haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree with that!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

New photos and videos, of lovely boobs, buns and the like.

Someone looking for big dick to arrange a meet soon.

Someone offering their services as a bratty sub, with some new photos uploaded.

Someone seeking discounts for wearing some skimpy outfits. If I were the shop owner, I’d give her one.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone wants a "quick fuck n go" meet.

Maybe they're in a rush

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One guy's in the bath and wonders if anyone wants to help out when he gets out. Fab seems an odd place to look for a towel holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of partying going on by the looks

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