FabSwingers.com forum: If I knocked on your door in a half hour or so what would happen

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nothing..I'm going out

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Nothing..I'm going out

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shame I will catch you up where you off to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if be impressed as I'm in Cannes lol

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"if be impressed as I'm in Cannes lol "
I have a private jet . No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably would t answer. Thanks for the warning.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I probably would t answer. Thanks for the warning.

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you bounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have a cup of cold ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to get past the moat first.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You'd be better to ring the bell

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’d have a cup of cold ready

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ta mate

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nothing..I'm going out

shame I will catch you up where you off to

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red lion rock venue pub type place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t answer to door to anyone.

I get the butler to screen my visitors.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd ignore it

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I'd wonder who let you in the block!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I would put the kettle on hope u bring cake x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I would put the kettle on hope u bring cake x"
No problem . See u later xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I would put the kettle on hope u bring cake xNo problem . See u later xx

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

I wouldn't answer the door, so nothing would happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably be to far to come lol ??

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By *ambslass54Woman
over a year ago

Yaxley, Peterborough

Not a lot as still on holiday until uomoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already out X

The dog will bark

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

You’d be made to dance with me till midnight as I’m at a wedding

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You’d be made to dance with me till midnight as I’m at a wedding

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would enjoy that . I like to sing aswell would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make some hot chocolate.

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By *ambslass54Woman
over a year ago

Yaxley, Peterborough

"Not a lot as still on holiday until uomoy

Until tomorrow even lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't be home.

Then if you messaged, I'd say .... Mate, why didn't you say, I'm currently in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would let you in & offer you a cup of tea firstly it's been a long journey

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Nothing.. best advice I ever had from my father ..long before the internet...never answer a front door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.. but if you came at my BACK door, big boy, we could have a lot of fun

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Nothing.. but if you came at my BACK door, big boy, we could have a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner is served X

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I 'd shout through the letterbox: "fuck off, you soul soliciting pig fuckers!!!"

I wonder if that's why Jehovah's witnesses don't come anymore?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I would Hand you some Allen keys and tell you which room to start dismantling wardrobes. bed Frame drawer units from , keep you busy for 6-9 hours I guess that would

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd be embarrassed that I hadn't tidied up or vacuumed for a few days and surreptitiously try to move things out of view as you walked in.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"I would Hand you some Allen keys and tell you which room to start dismantling wardrobes. bed Frame drawer units from , keep you busy for 6-9 hours I guess that would "

Ooooo, that's a goodun'- hey "B"could you you empty my shed it's got loads of crap that I can't take cos I don't have a car...? That's at least a 2 day'er activity. Bring yer rain mac just in case it rains.....

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

I’m not in so knock away lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If I am not expecting anyone and it's not the postman, I don't answer the door. If it's important a card will be pushed through letter box.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Probably wouldn't hear it over the sound of the kids doing war dance in the garden.

At least I think that's what it is. Might be frozen.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Probably wouldn't hear it over the sound of the kids doing war dance in the garden.

At least I think that's what it is. Might be frozen."

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

My front door is two floors down and the doorbell is broken so I wouldn’t know you were there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d wake my daughter up probably and I’d be very very rude to you.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Not much, I’d be in bed

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You’d be massaging my feet.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

You'd be just in time for tea..pizza and spuds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d close the door!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You be wastein g your time as I don't answer my door unless you've made a prior appointment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t have a door bell , but gate camera

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

You’re getting a kick in the nuts for walking through my fresh concrete yer fecker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ignore...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't be able to get to my door. Security gates ftw

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