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I’ve just sneezed and farted at the same time…. Quite pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not gonna attempt a hat trick

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

This is why Tena ladies are awesome

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I done that once, felt like I'd torn myself a new arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is why Tena ladies are awesome"

I’ll give em a go

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Urgh, sneezing hurts me, a lot

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Sneezing farts are wet farts

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sneezing and farting at the same time is what we call "sheep farts"

Certain people will know exactly what I mean

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I done that once, felt like I'd torn myself a new arsehole "

Yep.....embarrassing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember to wipe your nose 'before' you wipe your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your bum sore?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooops ...a snart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooops ...a snart "

Fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta"

I hate sneezing at that time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that a lot and we call it smarting.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

If yer bum had been near a Bunsen burner you could have had your curtains in flames!

Sorry for the "Bottom (tv series)" imagery... Couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

I hate sneezing at that time of the month "

When you can feel it slide out...

And then do the awkward "no, no, no, no" waddle to the bathroom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Add a period clot to the mix and you've got the Holy Trifecta

I hate sneezing at that time of the month

When you can feel it slide out...

And then do the awkward "no, no, no, no" waddle to the bathroom "

Mine plops into my menstrual cup. Usually fills it completely so then it floods

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well done at multitasking

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Testing the goalkeeper lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Did a malteaser pop out?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Ooops ...a snart "

or is it a Feeze?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

well shit happens,,

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

Wouldnt you do a roly poly?

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