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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose.

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over a year ago

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

So what I'm hearing is that three is the only one attracted to me :-LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chose you Granny. Slightly over my age limit but peng.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is the door locked?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So what I'm hearing is that three is the only one attracted to me :-LvM"

No. That is what you are interpreting....

Sheesh ....... hard work matterhorn the first...

They all fancy you okay ?

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I chose you Granny. Slightly over my age limit but peng. "

Well who wouldn't choose me ..... we need to be honest about these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three, is the magic number.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"So what I'm hearing is that three is the only one attracted to me :-LvM"

This

so 3 would seem the obvious choice

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is the door locked?"

You can't have all three......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I chose you Granny. Slightly over my age limit but peng.

Well who wouldn't choose me ..... we need to be honest about these things. "

I am. I said I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 2. That right there is marriage material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys go for the easy sex?

This is truly shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I like the challenge

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Guys go for the easy sex?

This is truly shocking. "

We live and learn coyote we live and learn ......... try not to judge them tho .....

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose. "

None, what I want is outside the room evidently.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose.

None, what I want is outside the room evidently."

Okay ....... 3 women outside a room .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University wants a full report on this thread Agent Crumpet at 0800 hrs.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Granny Crumpet, I choose you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sydney University wants a full report on this thread Agent Crumpet at 0800 hrs."

I AM Sydney University!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys go for the easy sex?

This is truly shocking. "

Which number are you?

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By *eat n 2 VegMan
over a year ago

wigan

3 every time

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By *estLondonDeepMan
over a year ago

London

What are we choosing for, fun, life partner?

I go for 2; a challenge.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Three ..is the magic number

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What are we choosing for, fun, life partner?

I go for 2; a challenge."

Stop complicating a simple issue.......

Choose man choose ! You can only choose once and only choose one.

( you can put her back after tho )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 if the thing he never puts out is the bins, I can handle that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University wants a full report on this thread Agent Crumpet at 0800 hrs.

I AM Sydney University!"

Knew it! Number 1 btw.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Telling us that woman number three is sexually sophisticated implies that the other two aren’t … so I guess I know where my vote goes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Telling us that woman number three is sexually sophisticated implies that the other two aren’t … so I guess I know where my vote goes."

Aha ! Nope ..... they are all sexually sophisticated 1 and 2 have BUTs attached whereas 3 has AND attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what we’re choosing them for.

1 if I want to pimp her out and make a fortune on one of those OnlyWhatever sites

2 if I want to look at a frigid beauty

3 if I want to get my dick wet without too much hard work (assuming attractiveness meets minimum standard requirements)

Which one are you, Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

3. obvs !!!

Dependent on the bloke of course....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

2 love a challenge......

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't state how less pretty number 3 is: so I guess 3.

Unless she's really unattractive, then it's 1 or 2

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Doesn't state how less pretty number 3 is: so I guess 3.

Unless she's really unattractive, then it's 1 or 2 "

Hmmmmmmm so guaranteed sex doesn't lead you to get it on with a woman you don't find attractive?

So far it's only you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 as long as shes worth the effort and not gonna break my brain open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3. obvs !!!

Dependent on the bloke of course....

Not you using ‘obvs’

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

By whose definition is 3 not as pretty as the other two?

I've met a couple off the 90's supermodel list through work and both left me decidedly 'Meh!' with both their looks and personality- but have often been blown away when meeting some average girl next door type who oozes charm and sex appeal without the slightest awareness of the fact, but doesn't have the perfectly honed face us blokes are told we should like.

Lot to be said for that natural, effortless beauty thats often overlooked when the image of the 'perfect woman' is out for debate

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"3. obvs !!!

Dependent on the bloke of course....

Not you using ‘obvs’

Sigh..............

it's just one slip away from the abyss isn't it .....

Cough ......

Number 3! I'd have thought it patently clear to all which of the above female personas best represented myself. It goes without saying old chap and is easily perceivable even by those whose intelligence leaves somewhat to be desired. I'd be number 3! Of course I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose. "

Considering the site this has been asked on and also considering a LOT of single guys saying they aren’t getting any attention/messages/meets/etc I would be mighty surprised if 3 is not the answer given by the vast vast majority.

The rest are probably lying

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"By whose definition is 3 not as pretty as the other two?

Lot to be said for that natural, effortless beauty thats often overlooked when the image of the 'perfect woman' is out for debate"

Yours obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't state how less pretty number 3 is: so I guess 3.

Unless she's really unattractive, then it's 1 or 2

Hmmmmmmm so guaranteed sex doesn't lead you to get it on with a woman you don't find attractive?

So far it's only you."

Maybe in my teens and early 20's I would always have chosen 3. Attraction is far more important to me nowadays than getting my leg over

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By *edbull79Man
over a year ago

Southport

3 for me.

I love a sexually sophisticated woman who knows what she likes and knows how to have fun

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Doesn't state how less pretty number 3 is: so I guess 3.

Unless she's really unattractive, then it's 1 or 2

Hmmmmmmm so guaranteed sex doesn't lead you to get it on with a woman you don't find attractive?

So far it's only you.

Maybe in my teens and early 20's I would always have chosen 3. Attraction is far more important to me nowadays than getting my leg over "

It's all hypothetical silliness...... Just pick a number.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Aha ! Nope ..... they are all sexually sophisticated 1 and 2 have BUTs attached whereas 3 has AND attached. "

I like butts, so I’d go for the one with the biggest butt.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"3 for me.

I love a sexually sophisticated woman who knows what she likes and knows how to have fun"

Yeah ......... good innit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Aha ! Nope ..... they are all sexually sophisticated 1 and 2 have BUTs attached whereas 3 has AND attached.

I like butts, so I’d go for the one with the biggest butt. "

YOu have a bear butt

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose. "

What am I choosing them for?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Aha ! Nope ..... they are all sexually sophisticated 1 and 2 have BUTs attached whereas 3 has AND attached. "

I’m sure they all have nice BUTTS.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would simply be replacing 'old with new'.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Is there an empty room in the house where I can just chill by myself?

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By *artwivahartTV/TS
over a year ago

Biggin Hill

I think of myself as a 1 but know I'm a 3 really ?? lol

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By *az2019Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire/stockport

I'd pick 2.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"By whose definition is 3 not as pretty as the other two?

Lot to be said for that natural, effortless beauty thats often overlooked when the image of the 'perfect woman' is out for debate"

Well done that man for this response.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is high maintenance the female equivalent of a bad boy?

I know I'm not a man but I need to know these things

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

What's sexually sophisticated?

Is it that whilst fellating she will have pinkie raised?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Three women in a room.

1 is good looking but high maintenance

2 is good looking but never puts out

3 is not the prettiest of the three but is sexually sophisticated and fancies you and will get it on without too much hard work.

Who do you choose. "

1 can be resolved by throwing money at the maintenance issue if you felt they were worth the effort for reward. (Of course depend on your wealth level as well )

2 would be pointless

3 would be the sensualist option as you can always improve looks / confidence / clothing

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Definitely 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a cross of 2 and 3. I’m not the prettiest and I rarely put out haha still get some men who won’t leave me alone. Weirdos haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All of them. 1 and 2 can change

3 sounds perfect.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

You mean a thread showing that men won’t put up with what they don’t want? No sex or high maintenance women?

Bravo guys. Know your worth king. Don’t let the jelly bring you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that"

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork""

I picked 2. She’s dreamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which has the biggest boobs ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork""

Your assumption is incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sexually sophisticated when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? #askingforafriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

You mean a thread showing that men won’t put up with what they don’t want? No sex or high maintenance women?

Bravo guys. Know your worth king. Don’t let the jelly bring you down "

And want they do want , a woman that will put out without hardwork.

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

3 is attracted to me and is fun, so it is a no brainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork"

Your assumption is incorrect "

Well, I can read.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork"

Your assumption is incorrect

Well, I can read. "

Your assumption, not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, a thread showing that guys DO go for easy sex.

Bravo men.

Not sure how you assumed that

"3 - will get it on without too much hardwork"

Your assumption is incorrect

Well, I can read.

Your assumption, not mine"

Yeah ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the best will doodle do

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Is sexually sophisticated when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? #askingforafriend"

Is your friend Audrey Horne? And if so can you introduce us? Thanks.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Is high maintenance the female equivalent of a bad boy?

I know I'm not a man but I need to know these things"

Nah bad boys are at least fun

High maintenance is our way of saying a complete bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do high maintenance

Got one that doesn't put out so 3 is the one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is sexually sophisticated when you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? #askingforafriend

Is your friend Audrey Horne? And if so can you introduce us? Thanks."

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Mine have been mostly 3. My ex was a 2, well initially a 3 so it can go awry...

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Guys go for the easy sex?

This is truly shocking. "

That's unfair. There is no mention of getting on with 1 or 2. If we had said either of those we'd be open to an accusation of choosing looks over personality.

Heads you win, tails I lose.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is high maintenance the female equivalent of a bad boy?

I know I'm not a man but I need to know these things

Nah bad boys are at least fun

High maintenance is our way of saying a complete bitch "

Are they fun though?

Bad boy is my way of saying complete bastard.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Have they got their ex boyfriends numbers?

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