Rise and shine...

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Where does that saying come from wise people? Make any old shite up if you have to

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

think its describing my cock in the morning,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man and wife was in bed waking up one morning. The curtains hadn't been shut properly so the light beamed in. The wife turned over to say good morning to her husband, to see the sun bouncing off his bald head.

They rose and he shined.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

‘Rise and shine’ dates back to the 1800’s when sailors would wake up with a hard on (rise) and then shine their helmet with mutton cloth before going about their day fending off pirates etc

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A man and wife was in bed waking up one morning. The curtains hadn't been shut properly so the light beamed in. The wife turned over to say good morning to her husband, to see the sun bouncing off his bald head.

They rose and he shined."

Was there a chorus of angels as well?

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