FabSwingers.com forum: I am f’kin RAGIN’

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who the fuck thought ‘lighter’ cheese was a good idea?

I want cheesy oatcakes (Stoke thing). So I whizzed round the supermarket to get the goodies yesterday, and inadvertently picked up a packet of this heinous stuff that had secreted itself into the full fat cheese pile!

Im now apoplectic with rage! It tastes like rubber jonnys.

Can you top that this morning?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Who the fuck thought ‘lighter’ cheese was a good idea?

Im now apoplectic with rage! It tastes like rubber jonnys.

Can you top that this morning?"

I think "topping" a pile of lite cheese, will only disappoint you more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you pick up the one that says 50 percent less packaging Instead?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Can you not throw in a slab of butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on now, lets be mature about these things. Didn't you realise that was nacho cheese?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I don’t think it tastes that different tbh haha soz not soz though!! Is it Philadelphia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you pick up the one that says 50 percent less packaging Instead?

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I don’t know. But I’d wager the packaging probably has more taste in it than the cheddar within.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

At least it wasn't a pack of man cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on now, lets be mature about these things. Didn't you realise that was nacho cheese?"

Should’ve shopped more Caerphilly

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I suggest a strongly worded letter of complaint, from 'Raging of Guatemala'.

Thoughts and prayers..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brown sauce has semi-improved the situation some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you pick up the one that says 50 percent less packaging Instead?

I don’t know. But I’d wager the packaging probably has more taste in it than the cheddar within. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on now, lets be mature about these things. Didn't you realise that was nacho cheese?

Should’ve shopped more Caerphilly

Snort laugh

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

"Come on now, lets be mature about these things. Didn't you realise that was nacho cheese?"

Best comment today.. I’m out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The puns are cheesily the best I’ve read so far today.

Brielliant!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Come on now, lets be mature about these things. Didn't you realise that was nacho cheese?

Should’ve shopped more Caerphilly

I was too late, but I approve this message

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Briehave, people! The poor OP has had edam shocker here.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Cheeseus Christ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d like to pay fromage to all of your cheesetastic punnery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this shop Aldi? They’re a nightmare for mixing up stuff on the shelves. I’m always coming home with the wrong stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a rotten start to the day ! But things can only get feta

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I would be going emmental!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Brown sauce has semi-improved the situation some. "

Have you tried placing a slice of cheddar on top and then grilling it? Cheese on pseudo-cheesy oatcakes if you will.

Don't forget worcestershire sauce.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This has hit me hard, OP. I once bought a pack of 'lighter' crisps by mistake and this thread is quite triggering.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Who the fuck thought ‘lighter’ cheese was a good idea?

Im now apoplectic with rage! It tastes like rubber jonnys.

Can you top that this morning?"

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You ok, Hun?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

KêySøre, don't be a wuss. You need to Manchego up.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I’m done lol done I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet this is really grating on the op now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet this is really grating on the op now."

Nah, it's all gouda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unbrielievable, just when a thread couldn’t get any feta.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I Camembert low fat cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m over it now, no point get angruyere about it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I’m over it now, no point get angruyere about it"

Just hard cheese isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m over it now, no point get angruyere about it"

That's the spirit ! Keep your pecorino up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont feel blue, brie strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't understand how they can call all these light products Light! Reading the back of the packet often reveals thay wheigh exactly the same as the normal products?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

You loved it really as the strong stuff gives you wind, I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your stance on it's I can't belive it's not butter Keyser?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your stance on it's I can't belive it's not butter Keyser?"

It’s not bad stuff. Makes it easier to slide in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your stance on it's I can't belive it's not butter Keyser?

It’s not bad stuff. Makes it easier to slide in.

Can't beat the real thing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your stance on it's I can't belive it's not butter Keyser?

It’s not bad stuff. Makes it easier to slide in.

Can't beat the real thing though

True, but it’s so bloody expensive now, and I’m poor.

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