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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Morning Fabbers.

What do you fancy this morning?

I fancy bacon & eggs on toast.

I have been offered "Skype fun" but it's too early for that nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I need my car to pass it’s MOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked breakfast and a hot naked bearded tattooed guy please and thankyou.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…"

You should have said, I've just got back into bed with a piping hot coffee.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Cooked breakfast and a hot naked bearded tattooed guy please and thankyou. "

To eat in or take out?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need my car to pass it’s MOT"

I have my fingers crossed for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccies breakfast right now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sleep haven't managed to get any (insomnia)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too early for Skype fun.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…

You should have said, I've just got back into bed with a piping hot coffee. "

Damn… you could have gotten into mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second?

Not greedy at all x

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second?

Of course not, weekends are for indulgence.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Way too early for Skype fun. "

To me "Skype fun" sounds vaguely unsavoury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancied a wank...had a wank.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need a cuppa tea… but my bed is too warm and comfy to get out and make one…

You should have said, I've just got back into bed with a piping hot coffee.

Damn… you could have gotten into mine

Is there room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a maccies breakfast but can't eat fatty things so cup of tay it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Fabbers.

What do you fancy this morning?

I fancy bacon & eggs on toast.

I have been offered "Skype fun" but it's too early for that nonsense.

Morning sex is soo good though! I love that sleepy wood and breath down my neck!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Sleep haven't managed to get any (insomnia)

I feel for you x

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Fancied a wank...had a wank."

I salute you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice long, hot shower, followed by a strong coffee and a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich.

Make some bread, while it's proofing go for a walk around the countryside. Come back knock the bread back and bake.

A strong cup of tea with some of those large maryland cookies.

A house smelling amazing, belly full, time to get horny.

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Toast...i got no bread in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second?

If I was your type I’d come song for the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a full English

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Maccies breakfast right now"

I hope it's hot!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I fancy a full English "

Me too, always nice to start the day with something hot and satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a full English "

That will set you up for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way too early for Skype fun.

To me "Skype fun" sounds vaguely unsavoury."
I’ve done it before. Don’t believe the hype in the words of public enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some coffee and then some more.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Toast...i got no bread in

Oh no!

None in the freezer?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I fancy some coffee and then some more. "

You and me both x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I fancy a maccies breakfast but can't eat fatty things so cup of tay it is

I hope it's hot and wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something hot.

Someone hot.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Way too early for Skype fun.

To me "Skype fun" sounds vaguely unsavoury. I’ve done it before. Don’t believe the hype in the words of public enemy"

Don't believe the Skype in the words of Sprockett

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing."

Hangovers are always disappointing.

Roll over and have a snooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty for me (brown sauce of course).

Then I am ready for the day .... and let the fun begin.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Something hot.

Someone hot.

Kettles on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.

Hangovers are always disappointing.

Roll over and have a snooze. "

Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.

Hangovers are always disappointing.

Roll over and have a snooze.

Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.

Front, back, overhead?

Give me a chance to get it right!!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bacon butty for me (brown sauce of course).

Then I am ready for the day .... and let the fun begin. "

Bacon and eggs on brown toast with brown sauce for me.

Only drawback, I have to make my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.

Hangovers are always disappointing.

Roll over and have a snooze.

Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.

Front, back, overhead?

Give me a chance to get it right!! "

5 sets of back

5 sets of box

Both heavy…95% max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Fabbers.

What do you fancy this morning?

I fancy bacon & eggs on toast.

I have been offered "Skype fun" but it's too early for that nonsense.

Morning sex is soo good though! I love that sleepy wood and breath down my neck!"

I miss having morning sex

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Sausages

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A full body massage as I ache today

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A full body massage as I ache today"

Get on the boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full body massage as I ache today

Get on the boat

There is a boat that does massages? Awesome

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've got one hot naked man in bed with me. Would it be greedy to request a second?

If I was your type I’d come song for the party. "

Would you get an erection at the sight of me naked? You're my type

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A full body massage as I ache today

Get on the boat

There is a boat that does massages? Awesome"

It's a tug boat !!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A full body massage as I ache today"

From exciting exertion?

Or are you just a bit knackered, like me?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Sausages

Can't beat a hot banger in the morning !!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A full body massage as I ache today

Get on the boat

When does it leave ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Some painkillers and a bit more sleep. It’s not a hangover either, which is most disappointing.

Hangovers are always disappointing.

Roll over and have a snooze.

Only if you promise to go and do my squats for me.

Front, back, overhead?

Give me a chance to get it right!!

5 sets of back

5 sets of box

Both heavy…95% max"

5 x 5 ?

That'll put hairs on my chest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid breakfast today (energise super smoothie) then get ready for attending club which involves: shaving smooth all over, shower, empty bowels, perform an enema to ensure clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shower, pack bag and of to sleazy but fun club Legs800. Get changed at club into slutty gear, wig, stiletto shoes, make-up and head upstairs to play rooms and service plenty cocks like a practiced whore. Leave club at 2:30am, arrive back home 7am, sleep, get up noon, shower and cook myslef a nice brekkie: bacon, heinz beans, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast washed down with a good strong cuppa black coffee...

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Liquid breakfast today (energise super smoothie) then get ready for attending club which involves: shaving smooth all over, shower, empty bowels, perform an enema to ensure clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shower, pack bag and of to sleazy but fun club Legs800. Get changed at club into slutty gear, wig, stiletto shoes, make-up and head upstairs to play rooms and service plenty cocks like a practiced whore. Leave club at 2:30am, arrive back home 7am, sleep, get up noon, shower and cook myslef a nice brekkie: bacon, heinz beans, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, toast washed down with a good strong cuppa black coffee...

Have an awesome time x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

About a pint more coffee

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"About a pint more coffee"

I've had about that much coffee, I now need to get out of bed for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an awesome time x "

Thank you xxx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm still in bed.

I would like to be the filling in a man-sandwich..

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'm still in bed.

I would like to be the filling in a man-sandwich.. "

Bloody awesome idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to take Rosie up some scrambled egg and mackerel on toast. She had a tiring night

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Just about to take Rosie up some scrambled egg and mackerel on toast. She had a tiring night

I hope your breakfast reinvigorates you both x

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?"

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bath to soak away yesterdays gym session… then a massage

so if there’s anyone available

would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way too early for Skype fun. "

Never to early for skype fun

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I want to give in and go buy some cigarettes.

Instead I’m staying strong by drinking tea and eating a kilo bag of crispy m&m’s.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston "

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I want to give in and go buy some cigarettes.

Instead I’m staying strong by drinking tea and eating a kilo bag of crispy m&m’s."

Don't do it.

Your desire to succeed is stronger than the craving!!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A bath to soak away yesterdays gym session… then a massage

so if there’s anyone available

would be much appreciated "

There was a massage boat launched earlier in the thread. Jump on that!!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Way too early for Skype fun.

Never to early for skype fun

Each to their own !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to give in and go buy some cigarettes.

Instead I’m staying strong by drinking tea and eating a kilo bag of crispy m&m’s."

Oooo m&m yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath to soak away yesterdays gym session… then a massage

so if there’s anyone available

would be much appreciated

There was a massage boat launched earlier in the thread. Jump on that!!"

Available

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I fancy a nice long ride on my motorbike with wife on the back with no rain n stopping off somewhere quiet

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

A nice brew and the first f2 race of the morning

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I fancy a nice long ride on my motorbike with wife on the back with no rain n stopping off somewhere quiet "

I hope you get this.

Have a fab day.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A nice brew and the first f2 race of the morning

Tea or Coffee ?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fancy my coffee...it's nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a cuppa and lemon curd on toast with proper butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of coffee to start my day this morning

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Morning sex and a cup of tea please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About a pint more coffee"

I’d like you this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sex and a cup of tea please!

Now that’s the ideal morning! Haha

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A full body massage as I ache today

Get on the boat

When does it leave ?

It’s leaving in 15 minutes. It waited an hour for you to arrive

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Fancy my coffee...it's nice!"

Single origin or blended?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Morning sex and a cup of tea please!

Sounds perfect !

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!"

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston "

I hope they stay and finish what they started!!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston

I hope they stay and finish what they started!!"

They didn't last time.

Winston

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston

I hope they stay and finish what they started!!

They didn't last time.

Winston "

Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston

I hope they stay and finish what they started!!

They didn't last time.

Winston

Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama!"

All done. I am now all showered up. You may have heard my celebratory cheer.

What a palaver......

Winston

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I need the damn plumbers to arrive and finish the work they started 3 weeks ago.

#clusterfuck

#SNAFU

#Piss ups/brewery's

Winston

Had porn skewed your expectation of plumbers?

In fairness, it hasn't been high for years. Pre P0rnhub.

Winston

I hope they come and exceed your expectations #notacatinhellschance!!

They've arrived. 7 days and 45 minutes late.

Winston

I hope they stay and finish what they started!!

They didn't last time.

Winston

Keep me posted, I now feel invested in this kitchen sink drama!

All done. I am now all showered up. You may have heard my celebratory cheer.

What a palaver......

Winston "

Thank you for the update.

You can close the curtains now

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Nero, input please ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Nero, input please ? "

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I fancy you. It's clear and present.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Nero, input please ?

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I fancy you. It's clear and present."

Bless you x

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