FabSwingers.com forum: You know you've had too much fab when...

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

...your brain pictures something different when people mention tributes for the Queen

When do you know you've had too much fab?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When spunkmaster12 messages me and says “are you bi” (note the name spunkmaster12 is used for comedic effect, I apologise to the real spunkmaster12 if they exist)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"...your brain pictures something different when people mention tributes for the Queen

When do you know you've had too much fab?

Mrs TMN x"

Yes, my brain went there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in a clients house and have to move furniture and find shall we say. "weapons of mass orgasm" can't help but wonder if they are just normal folks with a healthy sex life or they are fibbers.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When spunkmaster12 messages me and says “are you bi” (note the name spunkmaster12 is used for comedic effect, I apologise to the real spunkmaster12 if they exist) "

Ah spunky, always trying it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I am asking myself, am i that ugly or is there no room for us single dads hahaha

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Someone talks about someone new they're seeing and you ask "are they married?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You married hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When spunkmaster12 messages me and says “are you bi” (note the name spunkmaster12 is used for comedic effect, I apologise to the real spunkmaster12 if they exist) "

I’m changing my name to that!

Do you think it will increase my chances on here?

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

When my alarm is set for 4 hours time but I cant put down my phone lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When spunkmaster12 messages me and says “are you bi” (note the name spunkmaster12 is used for comedic effect, I apologise to the real spunkmaster12 if they exist) "

What? He didn't just message me?? I no longer feel special now

At least Spunky McSpunkblaster69 isn't messaging everyone else

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"When spunkmaster12 messages me and says “are you bi” (note the name spunkmaster12 is used for comedic effect, I apologise to the real spunkmaster12 if they exist)

Ah spunky, always trying it on. "

I think I got away with it, spunkmaster12 does not exist, however other numbers are available and I am not inferring any nefarious behaviour from them. Peace and Love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people start having heated arguments on threads and things turn personal.

I shake my head and exit !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

When you keep getting sidetracked like fab has taken over the brain

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Been snort laughing at some of these!

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Someone talks about someone new they're seeing and you ask "are they married?""

Hahaha! Yeah, I can picture the scene!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hotlist ladies young enough to be your daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asks me to poo in a Tupperware and send it to them. Yep. That’s enough internet for today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you dread opening messages

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

When you've seen all your messages for the week have been read but none have been reied to

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Someone asks me to poo in a Tupperware and send it to them. Yep. That’s enough internet for today!"

I'm sorry, I thought you'd find it flattering

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By *ncutthickness13Man
over a year ago

newbridge

When you count how many times your pics have been fabbed knowing its going to be less than 1

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone asks me to poo in a Tupperware and send it to them. Yep. That’s enough internet for today!"

It wasn’t spunkmaster12 was it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't find what you're looking for maybe time for another site

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