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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I was leaving the flat to go to work I was stopped by a rather delicious man (looked rugged and quite hot really!) who had overheard me talking on the phone about it being freezing. He and I had a bit of a flirt and a chat. As I was checking the damage on my car from yesterday's minor collision (my fault) I bent down near the banking which has stinging nettles (can you see what is coming?) I hadn't quite calculated the gap between my bum and the stinging nettles so now I'm sitting at work with a stung bum. I managed to keep cool throughout and not let on to the guy what I'd done though.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ya daft fud.... pmsl

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

nt quite squatting on tulips then, u got mre than u bargand 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To some kinky folk this sounds a rather a delicious thing! I like the idea of you sat in work in discomfort because you was trying to act cool.

Too cool for school I say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To some kinky folk this sounds a rather a delicious thing! I like the idea of you sat in work in discomfort because you was trying to act cool.

Too cool for school I say! "

You and I are on the same wavelength!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hadn't quite calculated the gap between my bum and the stinging nettles so now I'm sitting at work with a stung bum. I managed to keep cool throughout and not let on to the guy what I'd done though.

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Sounds like a wasted opportunity to me - you could have appealed to his chivalry and gotten yourself a nice sensual bum massage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have passed hum a doc leaf and bent over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I was leaving the flat to go to work I was stopped by a rather delicious man (looked rugged and quite hot really!) who had overheard me talking on the phone about it being freezing. He and I had a bit of a flirt and a chat. As I was checking the damage on my car from yesterday's minor collision (my fault) I bent down near the banking which has stinging nettles (can you see what is coming?) I hadn't quite calculated the gap between my bum and the stinging nettles so now I'm sitting at work with a stung bum. I managed to keep cool throughout and not let on to the guy what I'd done though.

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Hope your Sat on a dot leaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sadly there's no dock leaf at work. I've got a very sore tush now!

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