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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FaF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously, it's been 4 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you coping ?

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

The South African batsman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months. "

When it get to 6 we can talk!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup...it'll take a couple of hours to get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are you coping ? "

I cry

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"How are you coping ?

I cry"

Cry wank social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF? "

Yes. Desperately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are you coping ?

I cry"

Noooo be strong x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I do. When d’ya want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Seriously, it's been 4 months. "

Huh, amateur x

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Salmon or trout?

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on a dry spell too. Let's meet up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft 4 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, happy to throw a pity fuck your way

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"FaF? "

Mate it's been 12 months ( not on Fab) and I've now got low libidio. Can't even enjoy a wank.

I'm flying out next week and organised a threesome with some old school mates so maybe I can cut that dry spell out.

I don't know what to suggest because the men aren't making me feel horny at all and quite a lot are turning me right off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The South African batsman?"

Doesn't have to be South African, I'll take whatever man-bat I can get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When it get to 6 we can talk! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yup...it'll take a couple of hours to get there "

I'll be in a wine coma lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are you coping ?

I cry

Cry wank social? "

That's how I got banned from every 'Spoons in the south east

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sorry, wrong time of the month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF?

Yes. Desperately. "

s a m e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, love the curves if you fancy an older reliable man x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"How are you coping ?

I cry

Cry wank social?

That's how I got banned from every 'Spoons in the south east "

...they still have the free refill coffee? If so, we can be outlawed throughout the entire south.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course I do. When d’ya want me?"

Depends. What are you bringing me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days "

Cutie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

Huh, amateur x"

I feel like in this case being as rookie as possible is a good thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Salmon or trout?

G"

I don't eat things with faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am on a dry spell too. Let's meet up? "

I've honestly got a headache

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"FaF? "

Okay fineee. If I have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pffft 4 months"

Is a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then, happy to throw a pity fuck your way "

So selfless, taking one for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF?

Mate it's been 12 months ( not on Fab) and I've now got low libidio. Can't even enjoy a wank.

I'm flying out next week and organised a threesome with some old school mates so maybe I can cut that dry spell out.

I don't know what to suggest because the men aren't making me feel horny at all and quite a lot are turning me right off."

Threesome with school mates?! Those are some special friendships wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When it get to 6 we can talk! "

Lol 9 for me but it’s ending tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaF mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am on a dry spell too. Let's meet up?

I've honestly got a headache "

Lol I can bring paracetamol and Pizza if it helps lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are you coping ?

I cry"

If you ever need a shoulder (or lap) to cry on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, wrong time of the month "

Ah, the foolproof excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Cutie xx"

Your welcome anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When it get to 6 we can talk!

Lol 9 for me but it’s ending tomorrow "

I think it might be ending for me tomorrow too but I daren't get my hopes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, happy to throw a pity fuck your way

So selfless, taking one for the team "

What team? How many guys do you have on the pull Timber?

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x"

!!! Shame for the guys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please, love the curves if you fancy an older reliable man x"

I want someone who will listen to PartyNextDoor with me (and enjoy it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How are you coping ?

I cry

Cry wank social?

That's how I got banned from every 'Spoons in the south east

...they still have the free refill coffee? If so, we can be outlawed throughout the entire south. "

But... Then we'd have to go up north...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF?

Okay fineee. If I have to "

You do. You do have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF? "
Fabbed.

You did mean fancy a fab right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF mean?"

Fancy a fish, apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FaF? Fabbed.

You did mean fancy a fab right?"

Lol no, but thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am on a dry spell too. Let's meet up?

I've honestly got a headache

Lol I can bring paracetamol and Pizza if it helps lol"

Can you hide the paracetamol in the pizza so I can't tell I'm taking it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x

!!! Shame for the guys!"

Yeah they're all on my b list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess "

Mate, I overstand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x"

Oh... Yeah, it's uh... It's totally through choice for me too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then, happy to throw a pity fuck your way

So selfless, taking one for the team

What team? How many guys do you have on the pull Timber? "

-10.5. I literally repel them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF mean?

Fancy a fish, apparently "

Bit late for fish and chips op. Thought Thursdays was the goto

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"FaF?

Okay fineee. If I have to

You do. You do have to "

I mean now I’ve just got to follow orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x

Oh... Yeah, it's uh... It's totally through choice for me too... "

You'll understand when you get to my age what I mean

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x

!!! Shame for the guys!

Yeah they're all on my b list "

We are but spears of light from the same star xx

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Seriously, it's been 4 months. "

When the months turn into years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF? "

Absolutely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When the months turn into years..."

I did go 9 years without it. Back then it definitely wasn't through choice lol x

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days "

Thats a bit cringey

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've not had any nookie since April too. I'm not really bothered though as it's been my choice x

!!! Shame for the guys!

Yeah they're all on my b list

We are but spears of light from the same star xx"

I quoted the wrong person . My days! Humble apologies

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Seriously, it's been 4 months. "

Go on then, but Cobra Kai is staying on

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"FaF?

Mate it's been 12 months ( not on Fab) and I've now got low libidio. Can't even enjoy a wank.

I'm flying out next week and organised a threesome with some old school mates so maybe I can cut that dry spell out.

I don't know what to suggest because the men aren't making me feel horny at all and quite a lot are turning me right off.

Threesome with school mates?! Those are some special friendships wow "

I can be weird and awkward with them. then we can just drink some rum and go for a swim or something even if nothing happens. I've known them since I was 12 and we were all snotty-nosed virgins. lol!

unlike scary new people on Fab....

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey"

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When the months turn into years...

I did go 9 years without it. Back then it definitely wasn't through choice lol x"

I could never...even this annual drought is doing my head in.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol! "

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey"

No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing"

I'm sad for you that you've never met anyone you'd want to spend 2 days locked away with. It's a special feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, happy to throw a pity fuck your way

So selfless, taking one for the team

What team? How many guys do you have on the pull Timber?

-10.5. I literally repel them "

Oh I get it, I'm a other 0.5 because of my height. Typical

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess "

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF? "

Lol im actually going to London in the morning and will pass heathrow....but I have plans x

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

I'm sad for you that you've never met anyone you'd want to spend 2 days locked away with. It's a special feeling. "

Id rather get out and about with that person, enjoy where we are, see whatever country we're in, eat and drink together. Not stink up a hotel room for 2 days

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing"

You are going to the wrong hotel rooms with the wrong people.....

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing"

Fucking, sleeping and eating for two days straight is depressing? Now I'm going into what would my therapist say "Tell me more"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off."

You need to really pick the object of anger to have a good angry wank, you can’t just decide it on a whim, anger is as close to passion as love is to hate, my angry wank has been building all day, it’s now a seething volcano of “oh ffs”, a tempest tantrum of truly terrifying tedious time-ticking

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

Fucking, sleeping and eating for two days straight is depressing? Now I'm going into what would my therapist say "Tell me more""

Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

I'm sad for you that you've never met anyone you'd want to spend 2 days locked away with. It's a special feeling. "

Agreed! Sounds pretty blissful to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

Fucking, sleeping and eating for two days straight is depressing? Now I'm going into what would my therapist say "Tell me more"

Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things"

God the foreplay would take at least that long.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

#justsaying

I'm at Heathrow

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

Fucking, sleeping and eating for two days straight is depressing? Now I'm going into what would my therapist say "Tell me more"

Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things

God the foreplay would take at least that long. "

Nah, not with me it wouldnt. I prefer to get on with the day

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

I'd rather get out and about with that person, enjoy where we are, see whatever country we're in, eat and drink together. Not stink up a hotel room for 2 days.

Um... our honeymoon hotel room was a mini villa hut with windows open all around and a verandah wrapped around but far away enough from the other huts that no one could hear too much. It was on a private nature reserve so the beach and the wildlife were not going anywhere for 2 days...lol! In fact, I'm certain some of the wildlife stuck their head through the windows to peek at us going at it.

It didn't stink at all. It smelt like Madagascan Rosewood and Vanilla and the Sea. Absolute bliss. Lying in bed exhausted from fucking with my head on my ex's chest listening to the sound of his heartbeat and the waves while the sun set over the Mozambique Channel.

It was like something out of an Insta-story but no cameras, Just happiness.

Sorry, you never got to experience something like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe

But I would rather wine and dine you first and have a awesome night before we lock the hotel room door for the next two days

Thats a bit cringey

Sounds like bliss to me... reminiscing of my honeymoon. Shame the marriage didn't last longer. I recommend everyone go on a honeymoon....even if they aren't married lol!

Who wants to lock themselves in a hotel room for 2 days though? That sounds depressing

Fucking, sleeping and eating for two days straight is depressing? Now I'm going into what would my therapist say "Tell me more"

Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things"

2 hours of sex over 2 days?! I get everyone has different sex drives so I won't make you feel bad about that.

But even then. 28 hours of cuddling and touching and pillow talk. Breathing in everything about that person. Connecting and existing in just your personal cocoon, away from the rest of the world where the worries and stresses of your real life can't reach you. There's nothing like it.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When the months turn into years...

I did go 9 years without it. Back then it definitely wasn't through choice lol x"

Not my choice either. Women who want transwoman seem to be a very small group, and always to be fairly distant. Then I have a tendency to friend zoning...

I think my longest period without sexual contact was ten years.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off.

You need to really pick the object of anger to have a good angry wank, you can’t just decide it on a whim, anger is as close to passion as love is to hate, my angry wank has been building all day, it’s now a seething volcano of “oh ffs”, a tempest tantrum of truly terrifying tedious time-ticking "

Oh...I think my passion up and left with the rest of my libido...feeling pretty passionless right now. Compared to the honeymoon with the ex.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off.

You need to really pick the object of anger to have a good angry wank, you can’t just decide it on a whim, anger is as close to passion as love is to hate, my angry wank has been building all day, it’s now a seething volcano of “oh ffs”, a tempest tantrum of truly terrifying tedious time-ticking

Oh...I think my passion up and left with the rest of my libido...feeling pretty passionless right now. Compared to the honeymoon with the ex."

Memories are not made to be lost, but to be cherished and to condition us to know what makes our hearts rise.

“Your task is not to look for love, but to seek the barriers inside yourself that prevent it.”

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When the months turn into years...

I did go 9 years without it. Back then it definitely wasn't through choice lol x

Not my choice either. Women who want transwoman seem to be a very small group, and always to be fairly distant. Then I have a tendency to friend zoning...

I think my longest period without sexual contact was ten years."

Oh I see. Sorry about that. I know what it is to not quite fit....even though I'm cis-het.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things...

oh My dear man, sir. One does not take 2 hours a day to consume food on honeymoon/holiday.

Breakfast is a 2 hour affair

Lunch is 2 or 3 hours.

Afternoon Tea is 2 hours ( yes they made us afternoon tea in Madagacar odd but nice)

Dinner is 2 or 3 hours.

About 5 servers come along and lay it all out for you at the hotel dining table or if you want your verandah or inside your little villa hut and leave you to your naked eats.

This man hasn't lived!! Ok I get wanting to rush here, there and everywhere on holiday but a lot of my holidays are about rest, relaxation mindfulness and just enjoying simply being in the moment. If I'm with someone simply being is even better in the power of now.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off.

You need to really pick the object of anger to have a good angry wank, you can’t just decide it on a whim, anger is as close to passion as love is to hate, my angry wank has been building all day, it’s now a seething volcano of “oh ffs”, a tempest tantrum of truly terrifying tedious time-ticking

Oh...I think my passion up and left with the rest of my libido...feeling pretty passionless right now. Compared to the honeymoon with the ex.

Memories are not made to be lost, but to be cherished and to condition us to know what makes our hearts rise.

“Your task is not to look for love, but to seek the barriers inside yourself that prevent it.”"

so many barriers so little time. lol!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I do actually, but I think I have overdosed on peanuts this evening so after my obligatory 23:45 angry wank (and the inevitable hollow, lost “what the hell am I doing” feeling), I probably won’t, short window of opportunity, is what I am alluding to I guess

I wish I could have an angry wank....basically, I start, get halfway and then can't be bothered. That's how I know something is off.

You need to really pick the object of anger to have a good angry wank, you can’t just decide it on a whim, anger is as close to passion as love is to hate, my angry wank has been building all day, it’s now a seething volcano of “oh ffs”, a tempest tantrum of truly terrifying tedious time-ticking

Oh...I think my passion up and left with the rest of my libido...feeling pretty passionless right now. Compared to the honeymoon with the ex.

Memories are not made to be lost, but to be cherished and to condition us to know what makes our hearts rise.

“Your task is not to look for love, but to seek the barriers inside yourself that prevent it.”

so many barriers so little time. lol!"

Then your life will be both a journey and an adventure, if you think about it, that’s pretty exciting, is it not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well considering my interest in sex would be about and hour, maybe 2. Eating would account for maybe another hour or 2. Sleeping would account for 8 hours approx each day. That leave approx 28 hours to do other things...

oh My dear man, sir. One does not take 2 hours a day to consume food on honeymoon/holiday.

Breakfast is a 2 hour affair

Lunch is 2 or 3 hours.

Afternoon Tea is 2 hours ( yes they made us afternoon tea in Madagacar odd but nice)

Dinner is 2 or 3 hours.

About 5 servers come along and lay it all out for you at the hotel dining table or if you want your verandah or inside your little villa hut and leave you to your naked eats.

This man hasn't lived!! Ok I get wanting to rush here, there and everywhere on holiday but a lot of my holidays are about rest, relaxation mindfulness and just enjoying simply being in the moment. If I'm with someone simply being is even better in the power of now."

I mean. I was talking about a Novotel in West London or something. But sure, this sounds good too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Swindler. Fuck. That's basically a decade without dicking in dry vag years.

I'm sorry you're going through that.

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By *loth280Man
over a year ago

Caversham


"Seriously, it's been 4 months. "

I feel your pain......although its over 2 years lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swindler. Fuck. That's basically a decade without dicking in dry vag years.

I'm sorry you're going through that. "

Pray for me

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course I do. When d’ya want me?

Depends. What are you bringing me? "

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Cheesecake do..??

I’m also Heathrow but slightly above your age range..I’ll just eat it all then

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When it get to 6 we can talk! "

I'm on a dry spell of 9 weeks now

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Seriously, it's been 4 months.

When it get to 6 we can talk! I'm on a dry spell of 9 weeks now "

Keep going buddy you got this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Yup...it'll take a couple of hours to get there

I'll be in a wine coma lol"

I've checked the map ..I've rounded the time down to 90 minutes ..from you giving me the green light...

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I feel like I can announce my virginity returning with how long it has been

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