FabSwingers.com forum: Why should I hire you?

By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training

) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)

So I’ll ask it to all you sexy forumites instead…if I was offering you a job and asked why I should hire you, what skills/personality traits/talents would you should off? Basically, a not so shameless thread to show off why you an amazing badass?

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training

) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)

Lol I'd definitely hire you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, congratulations on the job! I'm sure you'll smash it.

Secondly, you should hire me because you have your own office, and I work late

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd be a great tour guide if you wish to hire me ..

But you know this already

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd be a great tour guide if you wish to hire me ..

But you know this already

Hehe hmm I’m sceptical about this….

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Firstly, congratulations on the job! I'm sure you'll smash it.

Secondly, you should hire me because you have your own office, and I work late

Oooooo does that mean late night snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make other people look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never missed....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm entitled.

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training

) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)

Lol I'd definitely hire you"

Thanks….I would like 1 million dollas please *inserts pic of me doing the Austin powers pose

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I make other people look good. "

I think that’s one of my skills….being a good number 2/hype person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

Also you should hire me because

I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style

And can give awesome back massages when need

Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firstly, congratulations on the job! I'm sure you'll smash it.

Secondly, you should hire me because you have your own office, and I work late

Oooooo does that mean late night snacks?

Sure, that's what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I make a mean cup of tea - strong 'n' sweet just like me! Nestle to beat that sugar rush & a different taste instead of milk or Soya.

I also have ginger tea - waiting to dunk my ginger nuts in your ginger tea as I stroke my ginger stubble beard. Is that a skill or a strength? Uhmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale

The phrasing in that first sentence...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

First tell me why I should work for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the pay like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale

The phrasing in that first sentence...

You hear the word bang everytime you see my name hardly

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I'm such a generous guy that I will happily pay my own wages.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Because I make an excellent cup of coffee

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Because I'm a chronic people pleaser and I'll do almost anything to fit in?

I'm obsessive with things so, thourough?

Hate feeling like I've let anyone down so, always honour my word?

I make an amazing cheesecake?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You could not afford us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I’m good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to hire me? I appreciate the offer, but I'm more than happy being my own boss thanks. Hit me up if you need my freelance skills though :D

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

"So I think I got a new job today…maybe? (I think I pretty much just told them when I was going to come in to start my training

) but it was quite a casual interview….they didn’t even ask me why they should hire me! (Because I’m an amazing badass!)

Cos I’m great!

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Congratulations

Also you should hire me because

I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style

And can give awesome back massages when need

Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are "

Oh my days can you help me with buying new outfits and also massages?

those are such great skills!!

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm actually a bang on employee.. professional, hard working and great attention to detail. Little bit of a comedian now and again but it boosts office morale

That’s good as my jokes I think are funny but are shockingly bad so you can be the actual funny one

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I make a mean cup of tea - strong 'n' sweet just like me! Nestle to beat that sugar rush & a different taste instead of milk or Soya.

I also have ginger tea - waiting to dunk my ginger nuts in your ginger tea as I stroke my ginger stubble beard. Is that a skill or a strength? Uhmmmmm?

Oh jeez I’m one of those weirdos that doesn’t drink tea or coffee and I don’t think I like ginger tea…this is just not going to work at all

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By *BootyfulDay OP Woman
over a year ago

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"First tell me why I should work for you?"

Well the pay isn’t great….my banter is questionable and I will likely just try and drink gin/tequila with you…starting to think I’d make a terrible boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll work the 9-5 not 8:55 or 5:05, boost morale and smash targets as they match my personal goals.

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By *ippy_and_millieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Because I'm one of the best at my job in the South East.

We work along side some major companies where they allow us to trial tools and materials before their release for feed back from real use in the trade and how they perform.

If anything, you'd end up working for us and not the other way around. Haha

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You should hire me because I’m cheap and I don’t burn easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations

Also you should hire me because

I am awesome I have a wicked sens off style

And can give awesome back massages when need

Also love to do special things for people you come in to postest hidden in places saying how wonderful you are

Oh my days can you help me with buying new outfits and also massages?

those are such great skills!! "

Yes anytime and thanks x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Congrats on the job.

Reasons to hire me:

I won't drown if it floods

and after 2 minutes of talking to me, casual visitors will decide to just email in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty face.

That's about it tbh.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Because I’m amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First tell me why I should work for you?"

There ya go! I'm not the only one that says this then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fuck watermelon like no one else can !

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Do you really need to ask?

Just hire me and let’s get on with the tequila

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd be a great tour guide if you wish to hire me ..

But you know this already

Hehe hmm I’m sceptical about this….

I will earn my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a mean brew and would make a good personal assistant

I’ve always wanted to sneak under my bosses desk and let my tongue de-stress them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

Oi I've just seen this ...

When do I fall asleep during conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

Oi I've just seen this ...

When do I fall asleep during conversations

Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.

Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have tea

I have biscuits

I have cake

Errrr that’s about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I need money.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

Oi I've just seen this ...

When do I fall asleep during conversations

Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.

Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!

OK fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

Oi I've just seen this ...

When do I fall asleep during conversations

Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.

Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!

OK fair point

Exactly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Because I am totally different to what people seem to assume I am.......

I am better company than Grumpy on a night out.

I wont fall asleep mid way through conversations like a certain person does too.

I can hold my drink better also.

I'm bloody hilarious and I have zero filters.

And if needed I can do the sex thing quite well too....

Oi I've just seen this ...

When do I fall asleep during conversations

Approximately 4 evenings per week and every weekend on a Saturday after working hours or if you've been to the pub.

Then on a Sunday after you've eaten!

OK fair point

Exactly

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Because I'm fucking awesome

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