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Best or funniest answer machine message

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield

My mums friends dead now but the following conversations true

A..... Hello

Me... Hiya Alan its Neil Josies lad

A...... Hello

Me.....Hiya Alan its Neil Josies lad

A...... Sorry I cant hear you

Me...... Alan its Neil Josies lad (slightly louder)

A..... You sound miles away

Me..... ALAN ITS NEIL JOSIES LAD (really loud)

A..... Sorry I cant get to the phone right now this is my answer machine leave a message and I'll get back to you

Me...... Bastard!!!!!

I thought this was fantastic...... Anyone had similar or better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fiend who has something similar set up for the telesales people. He listens in and has a laugh at their expense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hello, Sperm Bank. You jack it, we pack it. How can we service you'

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