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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Apple

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Apple for crumble, banana for custard..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Banana, as long as it's not overripe.

Mrs TMN x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Banana .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Definitely Apple.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Apple for bobbing

Banana for gobbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Banana "

I like the way you say that Woody

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

You can't eat a banana with cheese.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Apple for bobbing

Banana for gobbling"

Bananas can be good for pooping too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana butties….yum yum haha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You can't eat a banana with cheese."

Cheeeeeeeeese cake ! Banana flavoured..... it's the future

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys "

Which end goes in first ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza.."

I had carrot jam this morning

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

I had carrot jam this morning"

Not had that, have had spicy carrot chutney which was pleasant..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

I had carrot jam this morning

Not had that, have had spicy carrot chutney which was pleasant.."

I've never had carrot jam till last night. Just had leftovers.... I did flavor it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple without the skin.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

I had carrot jam this morning

Not had that, have had spicy carrot chutney which was pleasant..

I've never had carrot jam till last night. Just had leftovers.... I did flavor it tho "

Coriander?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana I have 2 a day

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

I had carrot jam this morning

Not had that, have had spicy carrot chutney which was pleasant..

I've never had carrot jam till last night. Just had leftovers.... I did flavor it tho

Coriander?"

Are you mad!! Orange and just a touch of cinnamon .... tipped some sesame seeds in too.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys

Which end goes in first ?"

You're on a sex site and you don't know that? For shame

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys

Which end goes in first ?

You're on a sex site and you don't know that? For shame "

Monkeys peel bananas from the opposite end to humans

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Banana

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Each have their good points, actually only one has two such things..

Can't put apple on toast with peanut butter and honey though, that's almost as wrong as pineapple on pizza..

I had carrot jam this morning

Not had that, have had spicy carrot chutney which was pleasant..

I've never had carrot jam till last night. Just had leftovers.... I did flavor it tho

Coriander?

Are you mad!! Orange and just a touch of cinnamon .... tipped some sesame seeds in too."

Well, as you ask..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys

Which end goes in first ?

You're on a sex site and you don't know that? For shame "

Don't you kink shame me !!!!

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By *immerman100Man
over a year ago

Never never land


"Apples make better eating

Bananas make better sex toys "

No cucumber's are best lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't believe that at least one of you hasn't used an apple in a butt plug emergency situation .......

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I don't believe that at least one of you hasn't used an apple in a butt plug emergency situation ....... "

If you change your name to Granny Smith you might get lucky.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don't believe that at least one of you hasn't used an apple in a butt plug emergency situation .......

If you change your name to Granny Smith you might get lucky. "

My head is already up my own arse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana smoothie. Banana split. Banoffee pie. Banana bread. Banana custard. Banana beer.

Apple sauce. Apple pie. Apple crumble. Apple tart. Scrumpy.

Banana wins 6-5.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Banana smoothie. Banana split. Banoffee pie. Banana bread. Banana custard. Banana beer.

Apple sauce. Apple pie. Apple crumble. Apple tart. Scrumpy.

Banana wins 6-5. "

Apple computer, apple watch , apple apple , apple phone , apple apple apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love bananas...why can't I find banana flavour ice cream or ice lollies?? Don't companies know there's a market for this????

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford


"Ooh I love bananas...why can't I find banana flavour ice cream or ice lollies?? Don't companies know there's a market for this???? "

Banana ice cream is really easy to make, now if you topped it over with a good glug of Calvados....

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Apple for crumble, banana for custard.."

This..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ooh I love bananas...why can't I find banana flavour ice cream or ice lollies?? Don't companies know there's a market for this???? "

Harry. Today is your lucky day!

When you have ripe nanas...... Mash them. Freeze them. Seriously you will NOT know it's not ice cream. To be honest if you put a bit of yog or cream in it's still nice.... Nana lolllies are just as easy.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Going for apple's as they last longer though I like both.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Going for apple's as they last longer though I like both."

I've got two wrinkly ones in the bowl in front of me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Banana smoothie. Banana split. Banoffee pie. Banana bread. Banana custard. Banana beer.

Apple sauce. Apple pie. Apple crumble. Apple tart. Scrumpy.

Banana wins 6-5. "

Banana splits..

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Going for apple's as they last longer though I like both.

I've got two wrinkly ones in the bowl in front of me"

Keep mine in the fridge, what you going to do with your wrinkly apple's?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Banana..

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

It has to be BANANA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana smoothie. Banana split. Banoffee pie. Banana bread. Banana custard. Banana beer.

Apple sauce. Apple pie. Apple crumble. Apple tart. Scrumpy.

Banana wins 6-5.

Apple computer, apple watch , apple apple , apple phone , apple apple apple "

Oh no no no no no.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Banana x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Going for apple's as they last longer though I like both.

I've got two wrinkly ones in the bowl in front of me

Keep mine in the fridge, what you going to do with your wrinkly apple's?"

Last time I zshuzhed them and used the juiced apple in porridge.... I don't have milk.

the other night I peeled and ate one of the wrinklies...

I mean I'm wrinkly and ........ ooer

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Going for apple's as they last longer though I like both.

I've got two wrinkly ones in the bowl in front of me

Keep mine in the fridge, what you going to do with your wrinkly apple's?

Last time I zshuzhed them and used the juiced apple in porridge.... I don't have milk.

the other night I peeled and ate one of the wrinklies...

I mean I'm wrinkly and ........ ooer "

Porridge made with apple juice sound's interesting.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't waste anything ever.

I made carrot jam last night. This is the third time i've said it today.......

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I don't waste anything ever.

I made carrot jam last night. This is the third time i've said it today....... "

You will have rabbits queueing up outside with their toast at the ready.

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