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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What could you teach me, or educate me/tell me about if we had 5 minutes. ? Good Evening everyone

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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A killer whale isn't a whale

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Why romeo and Juliette is the best Shakespeare play.

Or

Dream theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes you say

I think I could get the job done in 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you how bad Stockport is but it would leave me 4 mins 50 seconds left to say nothing (sorry)

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I could tell you how bad Stockport is but it would leave me 4 mins 50 seconds left to say nothing (sorry) "
your a cad and a bounder sir

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Why romeo and Juliette is the best Shakespeare play.

Or

Dream theory "

I mean... please do tell me why this.

(That's a genuine request, no snark!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you how bad Stockport is but it would leave me 4 mins 50 seconds left to say nothing (sorry) your a cad and a bounder sir "
I did say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How we got the word quarantine.

Why the West end of cities in Britain are invariably the nicest.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"A killer whale isn't a whale"

Or indeed a killer.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"How we got the word quarantine."

(Waves hand) Me! Pick me!

G

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Dream theory "

That sounds cool, I have so many odd dreams For me, maybe 3D printing might interest some, especially the printable dildos haha.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dream theory

That sounds cool, I have so many odd dreams For me, maybe 3D printing might interest some, especially the printable dildos haha. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How we got the word quarantine.

(Waves hand) Me! Pick me!

G"

During the middle ages there was a small island off Venice where ships had to Dock and stay for 40 days. If they had disease on board it would either kill them or cure them on this island for 40 days. The Italian word for 40 is quaranta and that's how we get quarantine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could teach you how to pick locks open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to make a little star out of a piece of paper some origamy is it thst this bird in work showed me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why pirates wore eye patches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A killer whale isn't a whale

Or indeed a killer."

They are dangerous though

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

There are 300 seconds in a 5 minutes and I just spend 20 seconds of that typing this and changing it cuz autocorrect is a bitch

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I could probably give a full account of my sexual repertoire. Twice.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"A killer whale isn't a whale

Or indeed a killer.

They are dangerous though "

Dangerous to whom ?

Not to me.i stay out of their habitat. And I have never been accosted in aldi by any of them.....so far.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The adult sperm whale produces over 480ltrs of sperm during copulation yet only a quarter enters his mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A killer whale isn't a whale

Or indeed a killer.

They are dangerous though "

No reports of a killer whale killing a human in the wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The adult sperm whale produces over 480ltrs of sperm during copulation yet only a quarter enters his mate."

Is that why the sea is so salty then? Have they not heard eating pineapples improves the taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A killer whale isn't a whale"

chalk and cheese both give you dry mouth

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Earth is not flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A killer whale isn't a whale

Or indeed a killer."

Actually they are to other Whales.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My theory about self replicating AI and time travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What all strangers do, the weather. As I assume you have no access to Windows, eyes or the outside ill update you.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"What all strangers do, the weather. As I assume you have no access to Windows, eyes or the outside ill update you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earth is not flat "

It is in my garden...does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A killer whale isn't a whale

Or indeed a killer."

Killer Whales or Orcas are actually Delphinidae ie:- dolphins and porpoises. All delphinids are Cetaceans(whales) and classed as toothed whales or Odontoceti. This means that technically speaking they are whales

Its an apex predator, which means it is at the top of its food chain, has no natural predators and it is most definitely a killer and will kill/eat fish, seals and sea lions, dolphins and porpoises, sharks and rays, larger whales,octopus and squid pretty much anything they can get their teeth into.

So, apologies but:  Killer yes. Whale yes

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Computing from common errors to setting one up.

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By *igbad69Man
over a year ago

Winchester

M6 is the longest motorway in Britain

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"M6 is the longest motorway in Britain "

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