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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does coffee make you poo?

I thought it happened to everyone but apparently it's only 29% of people. Are you one of those 29% of people who has a sip of coffee and then has to go to the loo for a number 2?

I thought it was the caffeine but it happens to people drinking decaffeinated coffee too.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

It definitely gets the system going for me in the morning.

When I used to smoke it was even worse as the caffeine and nicotine both stimulated my guts

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I haven't really noticed, I don't think it affects me that way, I just need 2 mocha's before Im ready to speak or involve myself in life.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit, I didn’t expect this to be the query at all

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Doesn't affect me at all like that but it does the Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, can drink several cups and it doesn’t affect my deuces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life "

It's handy before a race. Get up early, drink coffee, have a clear out, feel lighter when I run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life

It's handy before a race. Get up early, drink coffee, have a clear out, feel lighter when I run. "

Not so handy if it decides to make a second visit mid race though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this case more guys need to drink coffee, they wouldn't be so full of shit then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life

It's handy before a race. Get up early, drink coffee, have a clear out, feel lighter when I run. "

Runing makes you want to go aparantly. Had an ex who shat herself when Runing

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

It can. As I've got older, I've limited myself to one caffeine based drink a day, the rest of the time it's decaf. A friend who has IBS admits that more than one coffee wipes him out.

You might want to talk to your Doctor and see if there's anything you should be aware of.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life

It's handy before a race. Get up early, drink coffee, have a clear out, feel lighter when I run.

Runing makes you want to go aparantly. Had an ex who shat herself when Runing "

Remind me why it's called the runs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And.... i'm out

Before I go, I saw on a documentary once how they use coffee enemas at some fancy detox places to cleanse the innards thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely glad to not be a part of that 29%

Caffeine is life

It's handy before a race. Get up early, drink coffee, have a clear out, feel lighter when I run.

Runing makes you want to go aparantly. Had an ex who shat herself when Runing "

Yeh, it happens

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m not sure if I’ve ever experienced the correlation myself between drinking coffee and requiring a subsequent bowel evacuation but have indeed heard of others reporting it.

I’ve literally just had a cup of coffee though so will keep you posted on my poo progress

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

wilts

Yeah it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not sure if I’ve ever experienced the correlation myself between drinking coffee and requiring a subsequent bowel evacuation but have indeed heard of others reporting it.

I’ve literally just had a cup of coffee though so will keep you posted on my poo progress "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally it helps me sleep at night. Mug before bed out like a light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully not

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It definitely affects me like this in the morning..clears my mind and everything else for the rest of the day

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Should this thread be called crappacino?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should this thread be called crappacino?"

Niiice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should this thread be called crappacino?

Niiice"

yes nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems a load of shite to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not me, also it doesn't keep me awake either... I mean if I drank 20 espressos it might but I can have a nice coffee in bed and still sleep well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, it happens to me. If I ever took the major life decision to give up coffee (as if!) I'd probably have to stock up on movicol to keep things regular and healthy.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Yep….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure if I’ve ever experienced the correlation myself between drinking coffee and requiring a subsequent bowel evacuation but have indeed heard of others reporting it.

I’ve literally just had a cup of coffee though so will keep you posted on my poo progress "

Had to read that twice...

Thought you'd typed 'bowel ejaculation'

I mean, lots enjoy it but that'd be a new one lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: Nah, it ain’t shifted it.

I’ll go and do some sit ups; that usually forces it down the old outlet pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update: Nah, it ain’t shifted it.

I’ll go and do some sit ups; that usually forces it down the old outlet pipe "

And your outlet pipe is particularly attractive xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t have this effect on me!

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Like a proper coffee in the morning helps clear out the system

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m not sure if I’ve ever experienced the correlation myself between drinking coffee and requiring a subsequent bowel evacuation but have indeed heard of others reporting it.

I’ve literally just had a cup of coffee though so will keep you posted on my poo progress

Had to read that twice...

Thought you'd typed 'bowel ejaculation'

I mean, lots enjoy it but that'd be a new one lol"

There is a condition called, Coprophilia….

For the record, I promise I’m not into it though

No really….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, sometimes just the click of the kettle and the opening of the grounds does it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Update: Nah, it ain’t shifted it.

I’ll go and do some sit ups; that usually forces it down the old outlet pipe

And your outlet pipe is particularly attractive xx"

I’ve just performed a DIY enema especially for you my love Quick, get it in there whilst the coast is clear so to speak….

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

Safe to say i am in the 29%

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I genuinely have never heard of this before, guess I would have been much more aware was I in the 29%, who knew

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have a friend who drinks his morning coffee on the loo , for just that reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sips coffee.....

....

No.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes but I only drink two mugs of coffee a day and it depends on how strong it is, the coffee I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a big coffee drinker and it doesn’t affect me in that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning one yes but not through the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure if I’ve ever experienced the correlation myself between drinking coffee and requiring a subsequent bowel evacuation but have indeed heard of others reporting it.

I’ve literally just had a cup of coffee though so will keep you posted on my poo progress

Had to read that twice...

Thought you'd typed 'bowel ejaculation'

I mean, lots enjoy it but that'd be a new one lol

There is a condition called, Coprophilia….

For the record, I promise I’m not into it though

No really…. "

I always thought that was messing about with it or in it or eating it as opposed to getting off on actually passing it but I have never checked tbh

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Does coffee make you poo?

I thought it happened to everyone but apparently it's only 29% of people. Are you one of those 29% of people who has a sip of coffee and then has to go to the loo for a number 2?

Coffee no, alcohol yes!!

I thought it was the caffeine but it happens to people drinking decaffeinated coffee too.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, sometimes it happens with that first sip and have to take it with you

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

It does affect me with the brown rain but I have IBS so caffeine aggravates my innards. I could never give coffee up though so I just pop an immodium every so often and jobs a goodun’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Coffee is much nicer than Moviprep, which is much more powerful than the infamous Picolax.

See picolax thread for details.

I've had Movi prep. 4 times faster than oats.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Should this thread be called crappacino?

Niiice

yes nice one "

Thanks

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