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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s sprawled out mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo god this thread has car cash all over it

I pull up a seat with a some bubbly who’s joining me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t like licking pussy when you can see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don’t like licking pussy when you can see it? "

I’m confused too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don’t like licking pussy when you can see it?

I’m confused too "

Personally I like to look at something before putting it near my mouth.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

You really should have given this much more thought before posting

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Are you confusing ladie's bits with a doner kebab?

"I can eat it wrapped in a pitta, but not sprawled out in a polystyrene box with all that salad crap and sauce oozing everywhere..."

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Wow

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"You really should have given this much more thought before posting"

If everybody did that, these boards would be soooo boring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Could you elaborate further?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Popcorn at the ready….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like tormenting also hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Crude or tame u choose

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one....

Could you elaborate further? "

Think he means like a lettuce leaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love a neat and tidy pussy to feast on tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Labia minoras they are called

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Commenting to see how this thread turns out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok op I shour you will not need to worry about it after this thread

As it will offectly kill your fab carrier

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP. Have you been drinking by any chance?

Tomorrow this may look very different….

Good luck on the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very much of the prerogative that if a lady is comfortable enough to present that area, number 1 you best be selfless 2 you seen our penises at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my favourite thing to do went down for hour 45 minutes once couldn't talk for hours after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it. Absolutely do and being told what to do while going down is hot.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd keep the kitchen door shut..then the cat can't get in the bedroom and sprawl itself out watching you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.

"

It's Homer Simpson!!

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

I know what you mean hmm but still mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did that sound better in your head before you typed

It out?

You didn’t think “perhaps this description might make women feel even more self conscious about their bits than they do currently” or something similar?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "
mmmm lady bits ...

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

You mean the old ham sandwich having a fight?

Yes some are more enjoyable than the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

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. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

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. .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.

It's Homer Simpson!!"

For once you recognised one of my magic drawing !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

. . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,}

. . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.}

. . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:”. . . ./

. . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./

. . . . . . . /__.(. . .“~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./

. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

. . . .. .{.._$;_. . .”=,_. . . .“-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~”; /. .. .}

. . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .”=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /” . . . ./. .. ../

. . . .. . .\`~,. . ..“~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../

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. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

,,_. . . . . }.-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-,

. .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.

"
mickey mouse?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

. . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,}

. . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.}

. . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:”. . . ./

. . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./

. . . . . . . /__.(. . .“~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./

. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

. . . .. .{.._$;_. . .”=,_. . . .“-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~”; /. .. .}

. . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .”=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /” . . . ./. .. ../

. . . .. . .\`~,. . ..“~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../

. . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-”

. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

,,_. . . . . }.-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-,

. .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.

mickey mouse?"
silly me...Minnie mouse

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol"

You’ve ended relationships over the appearance of your partner’s genitals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s sprawled out mean?"

I'm so glad you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do a poll lol

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"We should do a poll lol"

To see how many fab guys demonstrate an immature attitude towards sex?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect"

You must do well being so perfect

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect

You must do well being so perfect

"

I don't think I've ever thought like this when performing oral on a lady x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm all for the sprawling...bring on the sprawling I say....even better if you can get the clit to sprawl ..so much easier to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol"

I'm pretty confident in saying that they'll be very grateful you did.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect

You must do well being so perfect

I don't think I've ever thought like this when performing oral on a lady x"

I doubt many do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol

I'm pretty confident in saying that they'll be very grateful you did. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/22 06:49:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love eating it all.

Taste matters to me, most of all.

It's our differences that make us interesting.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I love eating it all.

Taste matters to me, most of all.

It's our differences that make us interesting."

Cleanliness is all that really matters

But everyone’s got a preference on how things look.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Punched lasagne still tastes like lasagne….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect"

Oh Sweetie! Perhaps if you have such a delicate constitution sex isn't really for you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me? "

Arsebiscuit . That’s so going in the Nora dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me?

Arsebiscuit . That’s so going in the Nora dictionary "

It's up there with cockwomble isn't it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me? "
How about if he sprawls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Maybe that’s why they didn’t enjoy it too.

Try closing your eyes and pretend your licking an envelope

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me?

Arsebiscuit . That’s so going in the Nora dictionary

It's up there with cockwomble isn't it? "

Another good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good cock worship if the man is a complete arsebiscuit. Just me? How about if he sprawls? "

Then he's a lying arsebiscuit?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Very interesting read, I’m sure you have 100s of new messages all wanting you right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off tin of corned beef or a pretty flower that resembles a meadow.. you have to lick it for hours.

Fabs rules not mine.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells


"You don’t like licking pussy when you can see it? "

Maybe OP prefers to make a game of it. Sort of ‘pin the tail on the donkey’ with a blindfold and his tongue out…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP this doesn’t read well.

Keep going though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who will only lick pussy if he puts cling film over it hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… this doesn’t read well.

Keep going though "

That’s is what he does when he sees an unattractive pussy.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Please could someone teach the op what the 'quote' function does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… this doesn’t read well.

Keep going though

That’s is what he does when he sees an unattractive pussy. "

Not this Steve though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at "

That could be said of 99% of what gets posted in the new pics on here.

But some things should only live in your head

Being kind is more important than a jibey thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at "

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals "

I didn't shame any genitals...

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

What a horrible thread

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Sweet lord man!

Point those women you’ve ended relationships over in my direction, I’ll show them what an orgasm is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet lord man!

Point those women you’ve ended relationships over in my direction, I’ll show them what an orgasm is "

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals..."

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol

I'm pretty confident in saying that they'll be very grateful you did. "

Lol dead

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Yes I think you are the only one, most men will enjoy the pussy in front of them & enjoy that they dont all look like something out of a porn mag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a horrible thread"

Isn't it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol"

Bit sad to end a relationship over it. Is there not more to a relationship than what her lady bits look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a horrible thread

Isn't it just "

About a feature of a woman which entices my sexy mind too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. I don't think this is how you imagined this post would go down OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it so difficult to give head when the guys bits are attached to an idiot that doesnt understand every woman looks different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it so difficult to give head when the guys bits are attached to an idiot that doesnt understand every woman looks different"

Spat my coffee out laughing at this haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Labia minoras they are called"

Which bits are they?

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Isn't that the best way to be able to use ones tongue to give her real pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia minoras they are called

Which bits are they?"

Inner lips

Outer are labia majora

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By *arahadam9696Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Definitely agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia minoras they are called

Which bits are they?"

The sprawling ones...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Labia minoras they are called

Which bits are they?

Inner lips

Outer are labia majora"

Yes yes, I know that. I wondered if the OP did though.

I teach anatomy (among other biological bits )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol

I'm pretty confident in saying that they'll be very grateful you did. "

Response of the year!!!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm the same with men's feet.

If they are bony or Hobbit-like I can't have them touch me.

I wouldn't end a relationship over it though, I tell them to keep their socks on.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Wow. I don't think this is how you imagined this post would go down OP"
if this thread looked horrible he wouldn't go down at all

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm the same with men's feet.

If they are bony or Hobbit-like I can't have them touch me.

I wouldn't end a relationship over it though, I tell them to keep their socks on.

"
Oh..this explains the socks on thing in all the pictures

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think he means what he says. It's an opinion along with a statement.

Ladies please do not get offended as the site is full of cocks and fanny pictures in various staged poses.

So sounds like he doesn't like a gaping site awaiting his mouth and prefers one he can open himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he means what he says. It's an opinion along with a statement.

Ladies please do not get offended as the site is full of cocks and fanny pictures in various staged poses.

So sounds like he doesn't like a gaping site awaiting his mouth and prefers one he can open himself

"

Your summary is pretty much correct. He has a preference and there is nothing wrong with that. Everyone is different.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I think he means what he says. It's an opinion along with a statement.

Ladies please do not get offended as the site is full of cocks and fanny pictures in various staged poses.

So sounds like he doesn't like a gaping site awaiting his mouth and prefers one he can open himself

Your summary is pretty much correct. He has a preference and there is nothing wrong with that. Everyone is different."

There is everything wrong with that. You cannot do anything to change the fanny or cock god gave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"We should do a poll lol

To see how many fab guys demonstrate an immature attitude towards sex?"

Is that needed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read some amount of pish on here lately.....

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!"

This

Mr

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

•

I think you need to make a break for the border. You're going south, just like this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!"

It's completely different. He has ridiculed women with bigger labia in some of his descriptions of them.

A woman can say she wants to meet a guy with a big cock without making fun of less well endowed guys.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

It's completely different. He has ridiculed women with bigger labia in some of his descriptions of them.

A woman can say she wants to meet a guy with a big cock without making fun of less well endowed guys."

This 100%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

It's completely different. He has ridiculed women with bigger labia in some of his descriptions of them.

A woman can say she wants to meet a guy with a big cock without making fun of less well endowed guys."

Did you miss the part where I said his wording is terrible and it didn’t need a forum thread?

And plenty of women ridicule smaller cocks when expressing a preference. I’ve seen it plenty of times in the cock size threads!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Don't meet women, save yourself and particularly them this attitude. Women's genitals and sexuality have been shamed for centuries, it's old hat.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one....

Don't meet women, save yourself and particularly them this attitude. Women's genitals and sexuality have been shamed for centuries, it's old hat."

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

It's completely different. He has ridiculed women with bigger labia in some of his descriptions of them.

A woman can say she wants to meet a guy with a big cock without making fun of less well endowed guys.

Did you miss the part where I said his wording is terrible and it didn’t need a forum thread?

And plenty of women ridicule smaller cocks when expressing a preference. I’ve seen it plenty of times in the cock size threads! "

I've really not seen this...i must be on a different forum. And if a guy wanted to meet me based on whether i had small or large pussy lips i'd tell him to f*ck off

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I like cocks (obviously) but there are a lot more unattractive cocks than there are unattractive pussies; a magnificent variety of beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, if you’re reading this

Don’t be shy, put some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

It's completely different. He has ridiculed women with bigger labia in some of his descriptions of them.

A woman can say she wants to meet a guy with a big cock without making fun of less well endowed guys.

Did you miss the part where I said his wording is terrible and it didn’t need a forum thread?

And plenty of women ridicule smaller cocks when expressing a preference. I’ve seen it plenty of times in the cock size threads! "

Yep and they should get called out for it. Just as he has been here

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

So I find it difficult to enjoy a good ball licking if they're hairier than a coconut and deflated in front of me.... anyone else?

Cherry x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good ball licking if they're hairier than a coconut and deflated in front of me.... anyone else?

Cherry x "

•

Cherry, just like this thread, you're going down.....on me.

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over a year ago


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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"So I find it difficult to enjoy a good ball licking if they're hairier than a coconut and deflated in front of me.... anyone else?

Cherry x

•

Cherry, just like this thread, you're going down.....on me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with disliking large labia. But absolutely everything wrong with acting like a 12 year old boy who thinks he's hard because he can shout about how large labia looks like a punched lasagna.

But you do you sunshine. Women absolutely adore men like that.

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By *estLondonDeepMan
over a year ago

London

As funny as this thread is (I've only read the first few hours), it's not that different from women wanting to see cock pics before meeting, to make sure they like the man's cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As funny as this thread is (I've only read the first few hours), it's not that different from women wanting to see cock pics before meeting, to make sure they like the man's cock. "

Do they start threads about how much they dislike the bloke's cock?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

I know I have biggish lips and at one time considered surgery to reduce them. But then we were watching and Aussie comedian, sorry can't remember his name.

He said he loved large labia, saying it made him much better at going down on a woman and in particular he said it helped in his hunt to find a woman's clit.

In his words he said going down on a woman with big labia was...' like ten pin bowling with the rails up'.

Not only did I find this hysteric, it changed how views my own pussy. No way would I want smaller lips

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"As funny as this thread is (I've only read the first few hours), it's not that different from women wanting to see cock pics before meeting, to make sure they like the man's cock. "

Personally I’d rather see someone’s face before meeting

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

You’ve ended a relationship And moved out. Did you only see her bits once.

What a total twats move of a thread this Is. Like the ladies with larger labia probably aren’t already fearful enough.

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I *prefer* larger labia; there's a voluptuousness about it.

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester


"I *prefer* larger labia; there's a voluptuousness about it. "

Actually. Same. Still maddens me for the ladies that do have them though when 90% literally couldn’t afford to do a thing about it even if they wanted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the monster in the Predator movies, like when it roars? Is it like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing wrong with having a preference but the way some of tou speak about those who aren't your preference is awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the monster in the Predator movies, like when it roars? Is it like that? "

Now that made me giggle my labia off haha oops we upset by being honest.... And fyi i didnt want to hurt her i wanted to love her so deeply it hurts but i just couldn't tell her just parted alone.... Lifes never straight forward as it goes.... But when i do or have met my yang ill hold on for dear life and be her everything i can assure you... But im an awful torment and you lot have been amusing even if ive sat here sobbing and i have

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Do we all have to present our pussy to c if it passes the neatness test? x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Do we all have to present our pussy to c if it passes the neatness test? x"

No, but I'll take the chance to examine....for research purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So before being serious with a girl im sure you being a gentlemen tells her i need to see your flower before i can take this any further?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Nothing wrong with disliking large labia. But absolutely everything wrong with acting like a 12 year old boy who thinks he's hard because he can shout about how large labia looks like a punched lasagna.

But you do you sunshine. Women absolutely adore men like that. "

Don’t forget badly packed kebab…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

Do you try and lick it with the lady's legs shut? Surely looking at it (and it being open) are prerequisites?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Do we all have to present our pussy to c if it passes the neatness test? x

No, but I'll take the chance to examine....for research purposes "

Mine are for all to see on my profile lol x

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"So before being serious with a girl im sure you being a gentlemen tells her i need to see your flower before i can take this any further?"

The good thing about fab is you can probably see the flower in profile no need to ask

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should all do an ink blot of our mary's and just set it on the table

Not awkward at all

They could do the same with their elephant pics and sure it'd be like naughty pictionary all over again

Get bored, just whip out some crayons. Add a few eyes & ears

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Oooo god this thread has car cash all over it

I pull up a seat with a some bubbly who’s joining me "

I love a good drama. Poor lad has not seen enough real pussy...I think I need to send him to the wall of Vagina. Oh wait he's older than me.

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By *mizhereMan
over a year ago

belfast area

Adore licking and sucking a nice pussy

What’s not to enjoy

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

It’s the reaction I get from the lady, eye contact and emotion etc, rather than what someone’s pussy looks like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah no its grand... sure I like when they gag going down on me, I'm sure they enjoy my dry heaves when it's their turn

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"We should do a poll lol

To see how many fab guys demonstrate an immature attitude towards sex?"

I don't know if it's immaturity or lack of real sexual education...

P*rn is full of und*r*ge-looking p*ssy. I find it creepy.

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m pretty sure your eye will be seeing a lot less to behold if women read your post

Well played sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We should do a poll lol

To see how many fab guys demonstrate an immature attitude towards sex?

I don't know if it's immaturity or lack of real sexual education...

P*rn is full of und*r*ge-looking p*ssy. I find it creepy."

Start a cut/uncut cock thread and I think you will find it's not just men who are certain preferences. And express them in less than eloquent ways

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Yep smashed in fireplace ect ect

Oh Sweetie! Perhaps if you have such a delicate constitution sex isn't really for you?"

Or in his case maybe he's should stick with the cocks and asses and leave the labias alone. Next it will be on to the bleached assholes.

Personally I have no desire to alter my anus or labia for anyone and I don't think anyone should really be fiddling with down there if it works fine.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I know someone who will only lick pussy if he puts cling film over it hahahaha"

that's safe sex....which appears to be more sex educated and informed and experienced than the OP not knowing that the majority of labia do the sprawling thing....

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one.... "

All about perspective, are you focusing on your enjoyment, hers or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh give us some elaboration ! I mean … it’s pussy , the most beautiful meal a man can eat ., just eat !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We should do a poll lol

To see how many fab guys demonstrate an immature attitude towards sex?

I don't know if it's immaturity or lack of real sexual education...

P*rn is full of und*r*ge-looking p*ssy. I find it creepy.

Start a cut/uncut cock thread and I think you will find it's not just men who are certain preferences. And express them in less than eloquent ways"

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

That could be said of 99% of what gets posted in the new pics on here.

But some things should only live in your head

Being kind is more important than a jibey thread"

Apparently, kindness and polite conversation skipped the 49 and 33 age groups. I could imagine these two sat in a corner giggling like school boys pointing and making comments at an adult party. I've never liked people like that at parties and clubs, adult or otherwise.

I keep holding out for Gen Z to read them both the riot act.

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By *urtyDoggerMan
over a year ago

Colchester and surrounding


"You really should have given this much more thought before posting"

Haha he’s a man of fab! No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that the point of going down on a woman is because you like her, maybe more than like even, and you wish to give here enormous amounts of pleasure. This being the priority does it matter what it looks like? Or maybe it’s an excuse cause you don’t know what your doing?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals..."

If you want so-called "aesthetically pleasing" just order yourself a silicone vagina off the internet...problem solved. Real vaginas amongst the average female population and not p*rn stars come in all shapes and sizes with asymmetry, skin tags, moles and razer burns. Google the wall of vagina and stop treating human body parts like an object.

Creepy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we all have to present our pussy to c if it passes the neatness test? x"

Yes u do where are you hehe mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

If you want so-called "aesthetically pleasing" just order yourself a silicone vagina off the internet...problem solved. Real vaginas amongst the average female population and not p*rn stars come in all shapes and sizes with asymmetry, skin tags, moles and razer burns. Google the wall of vagina and stop treating human body parts like an object.

Creepy."

So I’m guessing you think that women can’t express a preference for VWE cut cocks too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

If you want so-called "aesthetically pleasing" just order yourself a silicone vagina off the internet...problem solved. Real vaginas amongst the average female population and not p*rn stars come in all shapes and sizes with asymmetry, skin tags, moles and razer burns. Google the wall of vagina and stop treating human body parts like an object.

Creepy.

So I’m guessing you think that women can’t express a preference for VWE cut cocks too?"

I think its how the preference is expressed.

Like you can say you like a curvy girl without saying you want "real women"

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it "

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

If you want so-called "aesthetically pleasing" just order yourself a silicone vagina off the internet...problem solved. Real vaginas amongst the average female population and not p*rn stars come in all shapes and sizes with asymmetry, skin tags, moles and razer burns. Google the wall of vagina and stop treating human body parts like an object.

Creepy."

Have you seen the Fleshlight range take a look

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m pretty sure your eye will be seeing a lot less to behold if women read your post

Well played sir. "

Lol they all know u silly sod lol

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one....

Yes I think you are the only one, most men will enjoy the pussy in front of them & enjoy that they dont all look like something out of a porn mag "

Fantastic reply ever....sadly for a lot of people porn is the only prolific sexual experience that they have. Pity.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Ive ended relationships over it and moved out lol

Bit sad to end a relationship over it. Is there not more to a relationship than what her lady bits look like? "

Clearly the OP is only into appearances. Nowt else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with."

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with."

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m pretty sure your eye will be seeing a lot less to behold if women read your post

Well played sir.

Lol they all know u silly sod lol "

And i pointed them to it lol you lot are funny and running out of posts with me retorting lol

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By *urtyDoggerMan
over a year ago

Colchester and surrounding

And this is where Porn Addiction has a whole lot to answer for. OP obviously goons for hours on end over only the tightest, most nubile vaginas to satisfy him.

I’m sure his apparent porn addiction has blurred his mind to the fact that a woman allowing you to taste her is one of the most intimate scenarios and should not be sniffed at (excuse the pun) based on shape, colour or size.

It’s 2022 guys, grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this! "

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too. "

Totally agree.

That’s exactly why you started you thread enough duchess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so i find it difficult to enjoy a good tonguing if the ladies bits are sprawled out in front of me.... Am i the only one....

Yes I think you are the only one, most men will enjoy the pussy in front of them & enjoy that they dont all look like something out of a porn mag

Fantastic reply ever....sadly for a lot of people porn is the only prolific sexual experience that they have. Pity."

This is getting ridiculous.

You can have preferences without living your sexual life vicariously through pornstars.

The OP used crime language to describe other people's body types and should be pulled on that. At this stage your just trying to shame people for preferences.

Should a wen proceed to give a man oral sex if she is turned off by what she finds down there just cause she should enjoy and appreciate that they don't all look the same?

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m pretty sure your eye will be seeing a lot less to behold if women read your post

Well played sir.

Lol they all know u silly sod lol "

Let’s hope you are not so fussy with cock!!!! Or you going to have a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love looking at the female sex before I engage, the look, the smell. It heightens my senses and and really gets my testosterone in turbo mode. How one can not feast their eyes on a beautifull honey flower before smelling and tasting beats me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too. "

My point is, it would be great to have some evenhandedness! Because comments about men in a derogatory way are barely challenged, whereas out come the pitchforks if it’s about women!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And this is where Porn Addiction has a whole lot to answer for. OP obviously goons for hours on end over only the tightest, most nubile vaginas to satisfy him.

I’m sure his apparent porn addiction has blurred his mind to the fact that a woman allowing you to taste her is one of the most intimate scenarios and should not be sniffed at (excuse the pun) based on shape, colour or size.

It’s 2022 guys, grow up "

I dont watch porn.... Next

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!"

The wording is crass. Currently, my inner lips are currently tucked in but on arousal they can peek out. I would never meet a man like him for sex. In fact I think, although I'm not sure, the bigger the inner lips are the more pleasure for the lady.

Maybe he prefers FGM where all the inner labia is removed and we women are sewn up into a nice neat little parcel for our husbands to rip apart with their teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too. "

My cocks gorgeous.... Next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too.

Totally agree.

That’s exactly why you started you thread enough duchess"

Yeah the thread I actively avoided for my own sanity, after about 40 comments because it reinforced exactly why I started it in the first place! Not sure that’s a great example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

The wording is crass. Currently, my inner lips are currently tucked in but on arousal they can peek out. I would never meet a man like him for sex. In fact I think, although I'm not sure, the bigger the inner lips are the more pleasure for the lady.

Maybe he prefers FGM where all the inner labia is removed and we women are sewn up into a nice neat little parcel for our husbands to rip apart with their teeth."

Shark has been jumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too.

Totally agree.

That’s exactly why you started you thread enough duchess

Yeah the thread I actively avoided for my own sanity, after about 40 comments because it reinforced exactly why I started it in the first place! Not sure that’s a great example."

It is because of the reason you started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too.

My point is, it would be great to have some evenhandedness! Because comments about men in a derogatory way are barely challenged, whereas out come the pitchforks if it’s about women! "

So we should all challenge comments about men as well. I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His wording is terrible and I don’t think it necessarily needed a forum thread but I see no difference between a guy wanting someone with smaller pussy lips than a woman only meeting a guy with a big cock!

The wording is crass. Currently, my inner lips are currently tucked in but on arousal they can peek out. I would never meet a man like him for sex. In fact I think, although I'm not sure, the bigger the inner lips are the more pleasure for the lady.

Maybe he prefers FGM where all the inner labia is removed and we women are sewn up into a nice neat little parcel for our husbands to rip apart with their teeth."

You've gone too far with that comment

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"You’ve ended a relationship And moved out. Did you only see her bits once.

What a total twats move of a thread this Is. Like the ladies with larger labia probably aren’t already fearful enough. "

I don't think mine are particularly large but I wouldn't want anything to do with him in case he criticises some other body part of mine that I might be more insecure about. Like I have a flat nose so much my glasses slide down...is he going to call me sprawling pancake face and only fuck me from behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean..the man has a point somewhere in there. It is more enjoyable and more of a turn on if it is more aesthetically pleasing to look at

Good to know who's in for shaming womens' genitals

I didn't shame any genitals...

Mens preferences = shaming these days

You must accept what is given you, no matter how much you dislike it

there's a difference between what he said and saying "I like my inner lips tucked in on a lady, What is your preference gents?" then follows an appreciation I should hope of all labia of all different types.

The way he said it gives people the implication that there is something wrong with the body that they were born with.

I’ve already criticised the language but your comment seemed to be aimed at even having a preference! Plenty of women have proclaimed on the cut/uncut cock threads that they don’t find uncut aesthetically pleasing, many in a not so positive manner. There’s also the insinuation from many that uncut cocks are less hygienic. I see no difference between that and this!

I think when women do that about men's genitals, it's pretty unpleasant and unnecessary too.

Totally agree.

That’s exactly why you started you thread enough duchess

Yeah the thread I actively avoided for my own sanity, after about 40 comments because it reinforced exactly why I started it in the first place! Not sure that’s a great example.

It is because of the reason you started it "

Like I said, evenhandedness is needed. If you’re gonna go after a guy for expressing he wants aesthetically pleasing pussy have the same ire for women who complain that uncut cocks are unhygienic or not nice to look at!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I know I have biggish lips and at one time considered surgery to reduce them. But then we were watching and Aussie comedian, sorry can't remember his name.

He said he loved large labia, saying it made him much better at going down on a woman and in particular he said it helped in his hunt to find a woman's clit.

In his words he said going down on a woman with big labia was...' like ten pin bowling with the rails up'.

Not only did I find this hysteric, it changed how views my own pussy. No way would I want smaller lips "

I'm actually glad to hear a random stranger left her bits alone. My ex always used to complain about his penis and I told him to leave his bits alone they work just fine!!

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