FabSwingers.com forum: My own thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Unless youre liz truss, we're not interested

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im sure you will get hundreds of offers,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m tryna get ‘within’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a sometimes girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a good vetting process, probably a PA too.

Good luuuuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

poor guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a sometimes girlfriend

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

Deal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

Ahhhhhhhh so you're looking for an astronaut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Unless youre liz truss, we're not interested"

I'd rather be trussed up, but I'm willing to start slowly

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Lol! This shall be interesting. Maybe I should start one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Unless youre liz truss, we're not interested"

That's a bit harsh eh? We all can't be PM..or MP..or....Mrs Truss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

By an amazing stroke of good fortune I find myself almost exactly halfway between you both and willing to sacrifice myself….

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Sure, why not! DM me…

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"You're gonna need a good vetting process, probably a PA too.

Good luuuuck."

I need a PA.... I should claim a disability one but I can't be arsed. I'd rather have a puppy even that is a long process of forms ( with my landlord)

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Boyfriend you say? I've heard tell of these mysterious mythical creatures. I wish you good fortune in your arduous quest x

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm sure there's more than enough single guys out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am awesome at ordering take always

I love to do romantic things

Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting

You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha

I have a wicked sens off style

And can always count on some awesome gifts

Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something

I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back

I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in

Being In the middle best off both worlds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave

Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh.....helloooooo!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

innnnnnnnn

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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wow stunning pics,, if you gave guys a clue where in the country you lived your inbox would be full of offers to be your b/f

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am awesome at ordering take always

I love to do romantic things

Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting

You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha

I have a wicked sens off style

And can always count on some awesome gifts

Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something

I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back

I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in

Being In the middle best off both worlds "

I don't like shopping so I'd be the one complaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh.....helloooooo!

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

Apply within

wow stunning pics,, if you gave guys a clue where in the country you lived your inbox would be full of offers to be your b/f

West of Westeros!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave

Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars "

You soft bugger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god is this you losing your theadginity so so brave

Dunno about boy friend that ship dont exist but you know full well what i think of you young lady the 2nd prettiest woman iv met in real life in the real world so any fella best count his lucky stars

You soft bugger x"
last warning grrrrr im not bloody soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am awesome at ordering take always

I love to do romantic things

Like you come home to work to the place in darkness apart from candle light and rose petals all layed out in a line to a nicely run bath with your favourite music on a glass off bubbly waiting

You can take me shopping I am not going to get bored or complain about being dragged around womans shops infact I will probably out shop you ha ha

I have a wicked sens off style

And can always count on some awesome gifts

Be it lingerie or shose or dress or something

I understand woman’s fashion and sizes so no need for sending stuff back

I not complain if you want a paper night I probably join in

Being In the middle best off both worlds

I don't like shopping so I'd be the one complaining

It’s ok I do most off my shopping online so no need to worry about that ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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A fwb anygood?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Must like great legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh.....helloooooo!

Hello

FAP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eh.....helloooooo!

Hello

FAP?"

What is FAP?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seriously need to think this through. Do you really want a man annoying the life out of you? I say this as a man that annoys the life out of his wife

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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we will lend our services, if ever you want a boyfriend/girlfriend all rolled into one package.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

Dearest Nero ,

Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.

AKA up north :fuck reyt off

Kindest of regards,

Ms Ocean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your*

Damn phone. Or possibly slight tiredness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no you don't want one of those.

Annoying bloody things they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time boyfriend Application x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Slot has already been filled so I’ll just say good morning

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over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm interested..just as long as you don't sprawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need is the Keyser Soze “wowcher boyfriend experience”

All of the benefits, none of the downsides.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"What you need is the Keyser Soze “wowcher boyfriend experience”

All of the benefits, none of the downsides. "

Got a code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you need is the Keyser Soze “wowcher boyfriend experience”

All of the benefits, none of the downsides.

Got a code?

GETMEOFF10

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Where do we pick up the application form......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be someone’s boyfriend….. for one night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

Dearest Nero ,

Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.

AKA up north :fuck reyt off

Kindest of regards,

Ms Ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... What would be the day to day responsibilities of the role and what are the plans for progression after the initial probation period?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Jostles through the crowd*

Make way, make way everyone…

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

Polyamory for the win!

A timeshare bf is quite handy for the more independent last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx"

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Belle

A wingman in my case

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

Dearest Nero ,

Whilst I appreciate youre very kind and considered offer, I am afraid that I need to politely decline.

AKA up north :fuck reyt off

Kindest of regards,

Ms Ocean

•

Dear Ms. ØP, after much careful consideration it is with regret that I revoke my kind offer. We do not take kindly to such 'emotive' responses.

P.S. I did however find it extremely endearing that you signed off your letter with your personal/private name "Ocean".

Mr. nER°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

I see what you did there. same type specs Matt Murdock wears

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I be your man friend

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Your thread your own rules

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth? "

I’d happily fill that position

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth?

I’d happily fill that position

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Have you got a stolen shuttle?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m looking for a partner in crime.

Must ideally have impeccable skills in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're after a short, receding slightly squishy around the edges man that'll lift his leg and fart in the opposite direction from you then I'm good to go...wait a sec, I've only just bought a new puncture repair kit for my current gf so I'll have to put you on hold for a while

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

Apply within

Is this going to be like Fab's version of The Apprentice?

I know I'll mess up TV shopping channel task, so will just say thank you for the opportunity now...

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

OP has slept in I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP has slept in I think

Nahhh she’s just notorious for not replying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would happily fill this vacancy

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"OP has slept in I think

Nahhh she’s just notorious for not replying

It’s her post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh.....helloooooo!

Hello

FAP?

What is FAP?!"

Fancy A Pumping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d happily be your webcam boyfriend

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

What is this "boyfriend" you speak of?

What do you do with them?

Do they need feeding?

Do they stand in a corner?

I'm intrigued to find out!

Good luck OP in your quest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

That’s a bit out of line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

That’s a bit out of line."

True though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

That’s a bit out of line."

Fight fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

That’s a bit out of line.

True though.

This is the last sort of compliment you’ll ever get from me but…. It must be seriously downhill from the neck up if you’re ugly.

I’m not disgusted in myself. I need to call you a furry goat or something.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep telling Bella she could be Eva Longoria’s twin sister but she won’t have it . So folks am I right or do I need to go to Specsavers ?

The moment of truth Bella xx

Some rose tinted glasses maybe??

Ugly by name………

That’s a bit out of line.

True though.

This is the last sort of compliment you’ll ever get from me but…. It must be seriously downhill from the neck up if you’re ugly.

I’m not disgusted in myself. I need to call you a furry goat or something."

I’m now disgusted**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth?

Deal

Brushes off Badminton gear and volunteers to be the shuttled cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP has slept in I think

Nahhh she’s just notorious for not replying

It’s her post

It is her post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s just round mine at the moment, we are just ironing out the T’s and C’s of the boyfriend contract

She will come back to you all later…much later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP has slept in I think

Nahhh she’s just notorious for not replying

It’s her post

It is her post

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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I would apply but you're a million miles away

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

Northern? Well I'm truly stuffed then because my accent is considered North Atlantic- a bit of East Midlands, mixed with American, mixed with Caribbean. People say it sounds Scottish or west country..neither places I've actually lived.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

Apply within

When I send my application in when do I get notified if I have mad the cut

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"OP, I can only suspect that your impediment in securing a worthy paramour is your Northern accent.

I have procured for you some vouchers to redeem at London's Elocution Academy. You're welcome.

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If I was antipodean then everyone would be Northern to me.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Me too chick.

Shall we share one, shuttle him back and forth?

Deal

#dreamjob xxx

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I've been told to get my own thread (thanks steve, i never start threads.

), so, here it is.

Boyfriend.

I'd quite like one. *sometimes

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Good luck OP

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