FabSwingers.com forum: I’m looking for a girlfriend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them. "

Woah woah woah, you said a girlfriend, not a wife!

Anyway.

Susie

Laura

Lindsey

Melissa

Claire

Good luck!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U okay steve?

If all else fails try cerial she may be found at the bottom of a box of sugar puffs

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them. "

Must be wearing a collar...

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

An odd way of going a out it but 'fortune favours the brave'.

Good luck.

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Monica

Erica

Rita

Tina

Sandra

Mary

Jessica

Mr TMN

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Messaged all above xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)"

I bet these are right in my age range

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue...."

What about Deborah and Annabelle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messaged all above xx"
but did you look at the bottom of a cerial box?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)

I bet these are right in my age range"

Err probably not

https://youtu.be/EK_LN3XEcnw

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue...."

Fucker, beat me to it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)"

*Shakes fist* damn, you got there first

Jump up and down and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound

Put your hand on the ground

Take one step left and one step right

One to the front and one to the side

Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this then you doing it right

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

They call her Hell, they call her Stacey. They call her Her, they call her Jane.

But that's not her name.

Sorry, Steve, she likes to make things difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue....

Fucker, beat me to it!

Yep. And that was my next one!….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Messaged all above xxbut did you look at the bottom of a cerial box?"

Obviously. First place I looked. In my coco pops box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They call her Hell, they call her Stacey. They call her Her, they call her Jane.

But that's not her name.

Sorry, Steve, she likes to make things difficult."

I just wanna call her mine.

#barz

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)

*Shakes fist* damn, you got there first

Jump up and down and move it all around

Shake your head to the sound

Put your hand on the ground

Take one step left and one step right

One to the front and one to the side

Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this then you doing it right"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mustang Sally? You might have to slow, that Mustang down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messaged all above xxbut did you look at the bottom of a cerial box?

Obviously. First place I looked. In my coco pops box"
must be the economy cuts the utter bastards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

24-26 year olds preferred but 55-70 year olds will also be considered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63"

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"24-26 year olds preferred but 55-70 year olds will also be considered. "

For actual marriage?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"24-26 year olds preferred but 55-70 year olds will also be considered.

For actual marriage?."

Actually, I’d consider someone 52.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a boyfriend.

I'm also accepting recommendations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"24-26 year olds preferred but 55-70 year olds will also be considered.

For actual marriage?.

Actually, I’d consider someone 52.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a boyfriend.

I'm also accepting recommendations

Get your own thread Bella!

I’ve got plenty of friends for you actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a boyfriend.

I'm also accepting recommendations

Get your own thread Bella!

I’ve got plenty of friends for you actually. "

Own thread started *flounces off*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a boyfriend.

I'm also accepting recommendations

Get your own thread Bella!

I’ve got plenty of friends for you actually.

Own thread started *flounces off*

Yours looks More fun. I’m playing there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No responses yet but I’m free tomorrow so hopefully can get a bang out of one at least.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No responses yet but I’m free tomorrow so hopefully can get a bang out of one at least. "

Was Mustang Sally outside your age range?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them. "

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You should listen to LL Cool J's "Around The Way Girl". The song is about this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You already have a girlfriend you greedy bastard.

Leave some for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too? "

She's got one already.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of us are lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sprawling Sally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mention your friends names below and I’ll find them and I’ll marry them.

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You should listen to LL Cool J's "Around The Way Girl". The song is about this thread."

AS IF you listen to LL cool J?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You already have a girlfriend you greedy bastard.

Leave some for the rest of us

One can never have too many girlfriends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised

Good morning all xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised

Good morning all xx"

Steve, we are oldies

Not a young whippersnapper like yourself!

Mrs TMN x

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Rita, Sue and Bob too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No chest. No sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I’m disappointed that ZERO people seem to recognise, understand or have acknowledged this reference. But I’m not surprised

Good morning all xx

Steve, we are oldies

Not a young whippersnapper like yourself!

Mrs TMN x"

I know. Makes me feel sad sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too? "

Good God no, this one's enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

LA"

*removes from hotlist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

LA"

:+'+( =

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. If you have any left over when your finished with your selection. Can you pass one or two this way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too OP, me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

:+'+( =

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

LA"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

Look what I’ve done

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dear Steve,

If you could fix it for me to have Gabriella Pession and Eva Green for Lady Astor please Steve we'd be awfully grateful.

Signed Winston

Age 63

Will Lady Astor not need a boyfriend too?

Good God no, this one's enough.

*removes from hotlist*

How do you do the crying emoji, I'm all sad now.

:+'+( =

Thank you.

LA"

Pleased to be able to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be your virtual girlfriend baby. And I will send you a picture of my asshole 3 times a day. I will give advice on your problems and possibly meet up if I get the chance so I can milk your anal glands. "

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

(And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter)"

You beat me to it lol

Mambo number 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

So hot, you two (fanning myself)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

So hot, you two (fanning myself)

‘Son of a bitch, I’m in’

Title of our sex tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

So hot, you two (fanning myself)

‘Son of a bitch, I’m in’

Title of our sex tape. "

It will go viral!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So romantic. *swooning

Winston

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