FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fuck a 99 year old?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No offence to any 99yos on here, y'all need love too.

But would ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bish bash bosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes! That’s my age range limit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Very carefully

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, my maximum age would be 98yrs, 11 months and not a day older.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id fuck a 2300 year old in yodas grandma so sign me up for a whippersnapper

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

My age limit is 50 so unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm 99 I probably would

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't no

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once saw a porn film with the same plot (apparently she was 100 though)

It was…..unusual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I imagine it might be like putting your dick in a rubber pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no, noooooo

I'll be sticking to my 'few years either side' rule until they stick me on a funeral pyre

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you still ejaculate at 99? Is it just dust or crumbly bits or?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I love you 99 years old ladies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but only if he would pay me at least 200 quid

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Can you still ejaculate at 99? Is it just dust or crumbly bits or? "

Oh God....

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Brings a whole new meaning to end of life care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes but only if he would pay me at least 200 quid "

I mean. He's 99. You could just take the money and walk away at a very leisurely pace.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Yes but only if he would pay me at least 200 quid "
sounds like a good deal..I'm upping my fab age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you still ejaculate at 99? Is it just dust or crumbly bits or? "

I don't want my fanny to dry up.

Does it actually dry up? I'm panicking now. I'm gonna lose me job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but only if he would pay me at least 200 quid

I mean. He's 99. You could just take the money and walk away at a very leisurely pace. "

lmaooo

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

No I couldn't do it

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Can you still ejaculate at 99? Is it just dust or crumbly bits or? "

Ask me in 17 years time

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not at the moment but I will be getting older, so may indeed do so. And may be asking this question to ask, in my upcoming meets post. I could even start taking provisional bookings now - why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you lose your fab membership after 99?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies. "
dunno yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if she removes the cobwebs.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would respectfully have to say no.

But here’s a question. is there any 99-year-olds around on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you find an old book in the library, open up the pages, wafts of must and wisdom perforating your nasal canals, you blow the dust from it's page's, causing the air to sparkle in the sunlight, breaking through the glass of the windows.

It's that. But creakier.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies. "

In theory, men never stop producing sperm (unless you castrate them). The volume of ejaculate will more than likely decrease but it shouldn't stop altogether.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies. "

Another good reason for fucking the 99 year old

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Only if they bought me a Tesco meal deal first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would respectfully have to say no.

But here’s a question. is there any 99-year-olds around on here?

Just done a search.

There's one, but it's probably a parody account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would respectfully have to say no.

But here’s a question. is there any 99-year-olds around on here?

Some people say they are 99 to avoid getting messages. Good question though, I wonder if their profile explodes when they hit 100.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies.

Another good reason for fucking the 99 year old

I will give it a bash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies.

Another good reason for fucking the 99 year old

I will give it a bash! "

Don't! You'll kill him

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"At what age do men stop ejaculating?

75-85 years

Google never lies.

Another good reason for fucking the 99 year old

I will give it a bash!

Don't! You'll kill him

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I'm sure he'd die happy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

How much money does he have?

My answer is no

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

No offence to any 99year olds...and then a bunch of posts ridiculing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence to any 99year olds...and then a bunch of posts ridiculing them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence to any 99yos on here, y'all need love too.

But would ya? "

Is that 99 in Doggy Style Years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try anything once right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am all about being nice to people so

Emmm I take one for the team

But emmm that be one I wouldn’t tell anyone ha ha

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Hopefully, as I will still be fucking at 99

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I'd like to sit down and talk about their life with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 98-99 year olds on my profile age preferences. I MAY be telling porkies to keep the unwanted dick pics to a minimum, or I maybe telling the truth! Who knows?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd give them a lick. I especially like when they're drizzled in that raspberry sauce.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I have 98-99 year olds on my profile age preferences. I MAY be telling porkies to keep the unwanted dick pics to a minimum, or I maybe telling the truth! Who knows?"

Well if I was 99 or 98. I would say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes - it's a lot less likely that I and a 99 year old would have enough about each other that we would both want to fuck each other than with a person closer to my age but it seems irrational to use numbers to decide who is or isn't attractive.

I disagree with the widely held view on here that having an age range of 18 - 99 means a lack of standards. It simply means that age isn't one of your criteria for finding people attractive. It amuses me how people will get slated for not having age preferences despite age being something no one can control at all yet anyone who dares to suggest a weight preference will very quickly be torn a new orifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was 99 too, but check for ice cream vans first..

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By *ust JuicyWoman
over a year ago

east london

Best response

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By *ust JuicyWoman
over a year ago

east london

Best response

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"No offence to any 99yos on here, y'all need love too.

But would ya? "

You might have to slip them a few sherries first... x

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By *yrman57Man
over a year ago

Ayr

I'd have to consider carefully as I wouldn't want to endanger the recipient the opportunity of receiving a congratulatory card from Buckingham Palace !!!

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