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"Pizza and donuts have curves, therefore I'm inclined to agree with you "Adopts Homer Simpson voice in head…… Donuts! | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size " BANANA!! | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size " Who though? Give us a celeb example. Because that just sounds like youll fuck any woman | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size " So.....just a pulse is a requirement? | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size So.....just a pulse is a requirement? " Spat out my water  | |||
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"We talking on females or people in general "Well he hasn't specified so im assuming hes referring to men and women | |||
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"Pizza and donuts have curves, therefore I'm inclined to agree with you
Adopts Homer Simpson voice in head……
Donuts! "Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Homer lol | |||
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"We talking on females or people in general
Well he hasn't specified so im assuming hes referring to men and women"Good on him | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific " Chill……. It’s all about the fun in the forum | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific " You have to be extremely specific if you’re talking about body shape! Otherwise you upset all the people who aren’t that shape. You’ll learn  | |||
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"I’m giving it a go I suppose lol " Welcome to the forums anyhoo | |||
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that sexy little bastard | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific Chill……. It’s all about the fun in the forum "Fun... forums... Noooooo everything is life and death, with the utmost sincerity and intensity. We cannot, will not, joke. Ever. | |||
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"Curves are definitely best " Aww, I haven't got that many... | |||
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If you are patient I will evolve through a full set | |||
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"Aw shit, here we go again. My thoughts exactly " Did you do it in the CJ voice, a la San Andreas? Just lie, say yes, make my day. | |||
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"Thanks "Also if you press reply and quote instead of reply we’ll know who you’re replying to | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific Chill……. It’s all about the fun in the forum
Fun... forums...
Noooooo everything is life and death, with the utmost sincerity and intensity.
We cannot, will not, joke.
Ever."But we have to it’s the law | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes "was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve  | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific Chill……. It’s all about the fun in the forum
Fun... forums...
Noooooo everything is life and death, with the utmost sincerity and intensity.
We cannot, will not, joke.
Ever.
But we have to it’s the law "You're not taking this very seriously are you? Administrator, admin, excuse me, she's having fun. Stop it, stop it now. I demand satisfaction. A lifeless sea of misery, that's what I want. | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific Chill……. It’s all about the fun in the forum
Fun... forums...
Noooooo everything is life and death, with the utmost sincerity and intensity.
We cannot, will not, joke.
Ever.
But we have to it’s the law
You're not taking this very seriously are you?
Administrator, admin, excuse me, she's having fun. Stop it, stop it now.
I demand satisfaction.
A lifeless sea of misery, that's what I want. "Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve "quite curvy | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve quite curvy "they can be difficult to eat | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve quite curvy they can be difficult to eat "I like eating the curvy ones | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve quite curvy they can be difficult to eat I like eating the curvy ones "ohh do you eat them all in one | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve quite curvy they can be difficult to eat I like eating the curvy ones ohh do you eat them all in one "I lick them first | |||
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"I've just ate a banana..so yes was it particularly curvy or was it one that was straight with a little curve quite curvy they can be difficult to eat I like eating the curvy ones ohh do you eat them all in one I lick them first "I presumed you would | |||
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"Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble "Had to Google that one, thank god for the urban dictionary. I'll be keeping that ta. I now feel so incredibly Southern. It's loathsome. I'll be speaking to HR about that too now. | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size So.....just a pulse is a requirement? " Only a curvy pulse | |||
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"Curves in general I’m in about no matter what shape or size So.....just a pulse is a requirement? Only a curvy pulse "I've seen Casualty, those lines go up and down in straight lines, he's stuffed it. | |||
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"Curves are definitely best " Bloody stirrer | |||
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"Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble
Had to Google that one, thank god for the urban dictionary. I'll be keeping that ta.
I now feel so incredibly Southern. It's loathsome.
I'll be speaking to HR about that too now. "Welcome….You best book the whole day with them then as it seems you have a lot to get off your chest | |||
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"We talking on females or people in general
Well he hasn't specified so im assuming hes referring to men and women"I thought he was reffering to roads, as curves become bends at over 140 mph. | |||
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"Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble
Had to Google that one, thank god for the urban dictionary. I'll be keeping that ta.
I now feel so incredibly Southern. It's loathsome.
I'll be speaking to HR about that too now.
Welcome….You best book the whole day with them then as it seems you have a lot to get off your chest "I mean I could probably spend a few good hours just talking about the state of the tea room, communal fridge, other people's mugs. Actually, people that insist on bringing in tinned fish for lunch. I don't care about the omega 3 oils, that it's lean protein, why are you heating it. Jesus Linda, you're an olfactory terrorist. Stop. | |||
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"Curves are definitely best " Lets here it for the beziers! | |||
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Also if you press reply and quote instead of reply we’ll know who you’re replying to "Got ya lol | |||
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"We talking on females or people in general
Well he hasn't specified so im assuming hes referring to men and women
I thought he was reffering to roads, as curves become bends at over 140 mph."How about the A28? | |||
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"Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble
Had to Google that one, thank god for the urban dictionary. I'll be keeping that ta.
I now feel so incredibly Southern. It's loathsome.
I'll be speaking to HR about that too now.
Welcome….You best book the whole day with them then as it seems you have a lot to get off your chest
I mean I could probably spend a few good hours just talking about the state of the tea room, communal fridge, other people's mugs.
Actually, people that insist on bringing in tinned fish for lunch. I don't care about the omega 3 oils, that it's lean protein, why are you heating it.
Jesus Linda, you're an olfactory terrorist. Stop."Is your middle name Karen | |||
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"Curves are definitely best Bloody stirrer" Lol! As a teenager in the 90s with sticking out collarbones, a flat chest and a huge arse and thighs....I'm going to go with whatever floats your boat. Now I've comfortably succumbed to middle age spread but for the first time in my life I have boobs!! My wedding dress in my late twenties had to be padded in the bust....not in the bum. | |||
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"Think you need a few words with HR….. get yaself booked in for a head wobble
Had to Google that one, thank god for the urban dictionary. I'll be keeping that ta.
I now feel so incredibly Southern. It's loathsome.
I'll be speaking to HR about that too now.
Welcome….You best book the whole day with them then as it seems you have a lot to get off your chest
I mean I could probably spend a few good hours just talking about the state of the tea room, communal fridge, other people's mugs.
Actually, people that insist on bringing in tinned fish for lunch. I don't care about the omega 3 oils, that it's lean protein, why are you heating it.
Jesus Linda, you're an olfactory terrorist. Stop.
Is your middle name Karen "lol! | |||
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"Ladies.. new to this site so excuse the vagueness was not aware had to be point on specific " My neurodivergent brain when to all kinds of penis curves. Sorry Gentlemen. Some penises curve a little. Some curve a lot. Some, to the doctor, need to be got! My cervix curves to one side...disaster to be with a guy whose penis curves in the same direction....Sir that part of my body is a cul-de-sac. Obviously those of your with a mirco penic don't have to worry about crashing into my cervix...All fun and games....Saw a lad on here with 10 inches....looked straight no curve at all. Poor thing won't get in all the way. curve or no curve.  | |||
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"I like triangles they point and make a lovley ting when you slap metal against em " Not sure I can go with a triangle sex toy. it's a bit like "stick 'em with the pointy end" Sorry I am a THRONE HO. | |||
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"I like triangles they point and make a lovley ting when you slap metal against em Not sure I can go with a triangle sex toy. it's a bit like "stick 'em with the pointy end" Sorry I am a THRONE HO." its ok i dunno what that is my first thought is you like fruit n fibre | |||
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"Surely what is best is what the beholder deems best?" If the beholder is me...I want all the antipasti, meze, hor d'oeuvres and smorgasbord. Also partial to a side of afternoon tea. Sorry, everything comes back to food with me. | |||
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"I like triangles they point and make a lovley ting when you slap metal against em Not sure I can go with a triangle sex toy. it's a bit like "stick 'em with the pointy end" Sorry I am a THRONE HO.its ok I dunno what that is my first thought is you like fruit n fibre" "stick 'em with the pointy end" is one of the many pithy but deep double entendre phrases in the TV series "Game of Thrones." Throne ho-s are those of us who are obsessed with the "Game of Thrones" universe.... | |||
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"Is your middle name Karen "No no, don't be ridiculous, firstly that's a girls name and so offensive to people with that name, reducing fierce overly confident, though somewhat confused people, to nothing short of a nefarious label. However, Karen is my spirit animal. My guide. The one true north star. | |||
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"I like triangles they point and make a lovley ting when you slap metal against em Not sure I can go with a triangle sex toy. it's a bit like "stick 'em with the pointy end" Sorry I am a THRONE HO.its ok I dunno what that is my first thought is you like fruit n fibre" side note my breakfast cereal is plain boring rolled oats. My neurodivergent brain refuses to eat anything else on a regular basis for breakfast. | |||
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