FabSwingers.com forum: First words on Mars

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What should the first astronaut to step onto Mars say...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me it’s cold

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I forgot to switch off my ghd hair straighteners before I left!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Martian Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I'd travel to the moon and back for her...it still wasn't enough so here I am folks!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

We come in peace (shoot to kill)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell David there's no life here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a wasted journey Fuck all here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A day helps you work,rest and play

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hiya!"

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Before I step on Mars you lot better promise me you won't fuck off and leave me here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say again Houston, "there's no dogging spots? "Turn the cameras on then I'll have a wank instead "

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'm here now, and I'm not coming back.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I need a drink!

Where is the Mars Bar I heard about?

- I will go now.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Finally, I got my ass to Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s one for step for a person*

One giant leap for personkind.

(* substitute “person” for whatever is the vogue term at the time to be ultimately maxi-inclusive)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Thanks to the price of fuel, this is very much a one way journey.’

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Has Elon arrived?

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"Fuck me it’s cold "

100% This!! Ha ha

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

We come in peace and here’s some chocolate bars we named after you

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"We come in peace and here’s some chocolate bars we named after you

Deep fried and the planet will erupt lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Next stop milky way.. we're gonna need a boost

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Glad I brought a Mars Bar!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

If he’s male… “Oh, this is where I come from!”

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"I need a drink!

Where is the Mars Bar I heard about?

- I will go now.

Hahahaha yes! I had to scroll before I wrote this myself

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Ooh it's all red and I'm in a silver space suit...

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By *ust me 999Man
over a year ago

near you

I’m here

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

If she’s a woman… Girlpower beats man to take over Mars! Venus wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF.... I only popped to the shop for a pint of milk and a MarsBar

Bloody satnav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Elon

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

On Mars today, I'm gonna work, rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer a snickers because I enjoy getting my nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“At least it isn’t as bad as fuckin’ Bruges”

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone fancy a game of golf?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"WTF.... I only popped to the shop for a pint of milk and a MarsBar

Bloody satnav"
can you get me a cornetto?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"“At least it isn’t as bad as fuckin’ Bruges”"
I liked bruges

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"It looks pretty shit here can I come home now, over"

" It's not made of glucose, toffee n chocolate like it said on he packet.

" We need a biffa bin there's no where to put the rubbish"

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

This took longer than Jared Leto implied

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

No starbucks and no bloody pizza hut - you lying bastards…. Wifi is shit and not even KFC!! FML ….. Houston …. Over … can I hear laughing?? You wankers.. are you laughing??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Which way is Slough?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Oh fuck we’re standing on Mars

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

No David ( Bowie ) there isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is were we are building the new out of town McDonald's ? ?

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

...I claim all gas and mineral deposits. Gold, diamonds....

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Hello..deliveroo..

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Finally found somewhere with no illegal immigrants

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m here to work, rest and play

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I claim political asylum

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Get your gums round my plums and give me a gobble

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not only his songs but his planet is shite too

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Take me to your leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should say,

"Unlike the moon landing, this one is real"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally, I got my ass to Mars "

Glad someone else posted this before I did lol

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Okay guys! This is where we need to leave someone to babysit the planet until we return in 2099. You’ve pulled the short straw Bruno! Quick, close your ears guys, he’s about to sing! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Have I come to the wrong place? I’m sure they said I was supposed to land on the moon!

Oi, Major Tom we fucked up! You sent me to go to the moon and we’ve bloody ended up on Mars! Knew that this idea of Trump’s was gonna go tits up somehow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally! We can work, rest and play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ...ive been on a double decker, and now im on .......

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

If you wait outside for the connecting bus to Malaga, and once again, on before of the captain and crew, thank you for flying RyanAir.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Good luck Mr Trump"

[For those who don't know this quote, look up when Neil Armstrong is alleged to have said "Good luck Mr Gorsky" when he was on the moon.]

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

To boldly go where no one has gone before

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Oh, shit....I forgot to pack the camera!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I come to stay

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

It’s a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair

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By *ustfulbigboyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Put that cookie down, now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single astronaut, can meet now, I have a massive rocket....

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

“Hello Mr Corbyn - so that’s why they call it the Red Planet!”

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Houston, there are about 100 large egg shape objects on the ground. Going in closer to investigate, remain radio contact.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Right now for a Milky Way and Galaxy.

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