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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " There's someone for everyone. | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down there  | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " *swoon* | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " try before you deny duuuuude | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it "Breathes heavily
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " 
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good "Kinda want to spank you with a celery stick now | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " Nothing wrong with that | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it
Breathes heavily
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Kinda want to spank you with a celery stick now "Hmmm…kinky eh? | |||
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"*even on the jam weeks* "^^^Caught my attention too
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You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
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"How lovely to read this. Now where’s that celery? I may have to join in on the joint spanking "Celery spanking; A new trend is born This could be the next big thing
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... "dunno what a fem fam is | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " Flashbacks of my Italian female supervisor swearing! Lol! | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good "Are you allergic? | |||
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"*even on the jam weeks* "sex tampons...*shrug* These should be on every pharmacy shelf in the UK. | |||
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"*even on the jam weeks*
sex tampons...*shrug* These should be on every pharmacy shelf in the UK."no politics please women pm is not included in my thread | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?"Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever  | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever "like all veg then  | |||
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort. "Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort. I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man. Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder. | |||
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is "Female family Best I could do lol Not a poet | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then "Asparagus…..Why?! What manner of sorcery spawned this evil stalk? | |||
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"How lovely to read this. Now where’s that celery? I may have to join in on the joint spanking
Celery spanking; A new trend is born This could be the next big thing
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then "Some women say that about all cock. Lol! Thanks for the initial message sentiment from a creator of hardons. | |||
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is
Female family
Best I could do lol
Not a poet "oooooh i googled the xy stuff too | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then
Some women say that about all cock. Lol!
Thanks for the initial message sentiment from a creator of hardons."veg=vegetables not vag | |||
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder."Or men consider it too. .., | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? That’s all tickety boo; just don’t come near me with celery and it’s all good
Are you allergic?
Oh no - it’s the taste that bothers me; and the after taste to which seems to last forever like all veg then
Asparagus…..Why?! What manner of sorcery spawned this evil stalk? "dunno but im convinced f&b put one in his anus once | |||
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder.
Or men consider it too. .., "I'd give that one a wide birth for a few days | |||
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"Brave man tonight alright, but by jove I think you might have bloody well done it with your ode to the fem fam
You XY lot have your uses I suppose
Kind words are always lovely
The jam week is a new one... dunno what a fem fam is
Female family
Best I could do lol
Not a poet oooooh i googled the xy stuff too " | |||
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery " Chutney? | |||
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery Chutney?" dunno who she is but i appreciate her too | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? " Well tomatoes a fruit so its essentially just arrogant fruit toast with cheese on imo | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? Well tomatoes a fruit so its essentially just arrogant fruit toast with cheese on imo" Confident not arrogant
It knows hiw tasty it is | |||
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"What if we put pineapple on pizza? Well tomatoes a fruit so its essentially just arrogant fruit toast with cheese on imo Confident not arrogant
It knows hiw tasty it is "Olives are fruit too…: | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it
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It's a bit of a mouthful without grammar.
its meant to be read on one breath like a rhod gilbert rant "I have now re-read it in Rhod Gilbert's voice. | |||
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery " Pineapple jam... | |||
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"That's a lot of boinking. " I could have done with more boinking. Some of it was not boinking. | |||
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery " Guilty of this. But thanks for the sentiment OP. Btw, what flavour jam? xx | |||
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" Breathes heavily
It's a bit of a mouthful without grammar.
its meant to be read on one breath like a rhod gilbert rant "Tbf, the grammar is fine, it's the lack of punctuation that makes breathing an issue.
They're not a bad bunch are they?
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery Chutney?dunno who she is but i appreciate her too" Britney's sister, the quiet one | |||
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"I like how you all seem to have read it and still all you see is jam pineaples and celery Guilty of this. But thanks for the sentiment OP. Btw, what flavour jam? xx" cherry | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it "Careful, mate, your soft, gooey side is showing! But well said! | |||
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"Whoa there op. Slow down… don’t big them up too much, I’d like them to think they at least could make some kind of an effort.
Shaving out legs and other areas, getting into contraption lingerie, being a cum dump, periods and pregnancy is enough effort.
I lived 10 years without a period and got a glimpse of what it's like to be a man.
Now I've come off contraception...it's like Fire and Blood every month...I wonder if this is when most women commit murder.
Or men consider it too. .., "You know crazy beats sane every time right. lol! PMS, periods and pregnancy and postpartum/post natal drive women insane. There's even a special psychosis diagnoses for it. I've seen my perfectly sane friends who are doctors and lawyers....lost their shit after their first child and I had to talk them off the ledge. 
Special version of Hell week can turn into Hell years with the birth of children. | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it
Careful, mate, your soft, gooey side is showing! But well said! "woah woah fucking woah | |||
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"If it's jam week for the ladies, does that not make it chocolate spread week for the gents? Or is that just in my house? "yaaaaaaay malteesers all around | |||
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"I appreciate you I dont care your size your skin colour your age your hair colour your pube colour from big norks to tiny boobs natural or enhanced from satanist to god lover you are a good reason to get up in the morning i dont say this to boink you in the anus i may not even want to boink most of you nor do i expect you to want me to boink you we may not even particularly like each other but i will say i appreciate your energy i appreciate your input even on the jam weeks the times of upset or the menopause moments or the stressful days thanks for making fab life a good life an entertaing life for all of us Have a great night you creaters of hardons you earned it
Careful, mate, your soft, gooey side is showing! But well said! woah woah fucking woah "Mwah haha | |||
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"What a sweetie i am not"Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread | |||
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread "oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i | |||
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i "Yep - show you're 'ard again | |||
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"What a sweetie i am not
Oh you are - you're now the big squishy marshmallow softy after this thread oh ffs il have to go eat a korean puppy or something now wont i
Yep - show you're 'ard again "this is the way | |||
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