FabSwingers.com forum: Works conference

By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m at a works conference and have someone potentially to join me at the hotel Any tips on how I get them in past my work colleagues and out again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them your room number and have them come there

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Ask them to go to your room separately?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tell them your room number and have them come there"

How about not having a card key though ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Open the door when they knock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Own the situation.

Meet the person, take them to your room, ignore what everyone else is doing. It ain’t their business what you do in your own time.

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel.

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel. "

Good plan

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Open the door when they knock?"

I’ll remember that !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ask them to climb in through the window

They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping

They could hold a tray and bring "room service"

Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ask them to climb in through the window

They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping

They could hold a tray and bring "room service"

Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think! "

All helpful suggestions!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ask them to climb in through the window

They could dress as a French maid and say they're from housekeeping

They could hold a tray and bring "room service"

Or you could just take them up and bollocks to what colleagues might think!

All helpful suggestions!"

Always happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could give her a piggy back, then put on a long trench coat and a quazzi modo mask and run in shouting " the bells the bells"

No one would bat an eyelid

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Huge suitcase

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Huge suitcase

Lol x hope there’s a lift !

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Laundry basket..

Get her into one and just wheel it along to your room..

Et Voila..

Etc

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Give her a clipboard. She'll be able to go anywhere then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell your colleagues you've hired company for the evening, and charging it to the company credit card.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Assert your dominance and tell everyone your bringing ass back to the hotel and not to bother you

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Go to a different hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tell your colleagues you've hired company for the evening, and charging it to the company credit card. "

OK you win this thread.

Love it

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Isn't it more usual to just have one of your colleagues visit (or visit them)?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Just tell your colleagues you've hired company for the evening, and charging it to the company credit card. "

Sounds like a plan!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Isn't it more usual to just have one of your colleagues visit (or visit them)?

All old men !!

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel. "

Best way to get robbed and try explaining to the police?

Ask her to dress in her shortest and sexiest Chamber Maid outfit with matching frilly apron and heels. Be sure she shouts "room service" so no one would suspect...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"You can often get a replacement card. Give them the card in a pub or cafe near the hotel.

Best way to get robbed and try explaining to the police?

Ask her to dress in her shortest and sexiest Chamber Maid outfit with matching frilly apron and heels. Be sure she shouts "room service" so no one would suspect..."

Or dress in a tennis outfit and shout "new balls please".

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Huge suitcase

Or fire exit both could work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would announce to my colleagues that I am meeting a woman with nice tits so I can fuck her warm holes so please could they not look at her beautiful tits while you hold her hand and walk her to your room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would announce to my colleagues that I am meeting a woman with nice tits so I can fuck her warm holes so please could they not look at her beautiful tits while you hold her hand and walk her to your room."

Haha nice...got to own it mate, walk with a strut and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're an adult.

You are allowed sex.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Get them to wear a boiler suit with MAINTENANCE written across it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.

Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.

Call Mario to fix the leak.

The italian noises will explain the noise.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.

Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.

Call Mario to fix the leak.

The italian noises will explain the noise."

He could dress as a mushroom

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"You're an adult.

You are allowed sex.

I assume the room is being paid for by the company, so there is a chance they might get funny about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.

Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.

Call Mario to fix the leak.

The italian noises will explain the noise.

He could dress as a mushroom

Perfect as he would get bigger when Mario jumps on it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Quick dart to the fancy dress shop to get a Mario costume.

Run back to the hotel and splash water on the bathroom floor.

Call Mario to fix the leak.

The italian noises will explain the noise.

He could dress as a mushroom

Perfect as he would get bigger when Mario jumps on it."

Exactly

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