FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect woman

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Has big full lips..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has big full lips.. "

Natural ones.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Will sit and eat Biscuits with me

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Honest , caring , music lover , adventurous

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Has big full lips..

Natural ones. "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I don’t think there’s such thing as a perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest , caring , music lover , adventurous

Totally agree. Id ad kind and a good sense of humor to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She likes dogs, drinks scotch

And I forgot the last part of that quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the perfect woman is everything my partner is so sucks for the rest of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She does actually or used to at least

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

"A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom."

That's rare to find lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

She should get tea on table at 6 sharp and warm me slippers in the morning….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings me beer and half time snacks

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

Perfect in her own way. Makes it unique

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By *appyharryhMan
over a year ago

Burntwood

Does the perfect woman really exist? Are they not a myths, things of legend that men made tales up about? Like sea monsters, unicorns, dragons and the female orgasm?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Doesn't exist

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and mischievous

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By *rC99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Most women are perfect women, in their own ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pussy that can make lychee candy floss

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Knows her place!

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is one that will sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knows her place!

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't exist"

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't exist

I'm here

Which football team do you support?

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Honest, sense of humour, likes sex, everything else is negotiable.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist….or has a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist….or has a pulse. "

Whi ever wrote that must of been high on something

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By *hite meat for BBCCouple
over a year ago

bmfc clubs

Every woman is perfect!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Has big full lips.. "

*noted..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom."
I think I've had a slut in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knows her place!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Doesn't need makeup to look beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re all perfect in their own individuality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does exsist

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

Intelligent, with a good sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't give a shit what any guy thinks.

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Is everything

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Doesn't give a shit what any guy thinks. "

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Makes you laugh daily..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Has a sense of adventure.

What counts for adventure is open to interpretation mind…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just laughs at the same crap I do.

Anything else we can share

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom."

Im a chef. So iv that bit covered

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By *lide_n_rideWoman
over a year ago

East Midlands

No one is perfect … only perfection to one’s eyes

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Everyone is perfectly imperfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re all perfect in their own individuality. "

Nah, some (just like some men) are total oxygen thieves.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Gives multiple blowjobs daily, washes the dishes, cooks your dinner, cleans your clothes, basically acts like your mum with added sexual bonuses. She doesn't mind if you shit the bed, cleans your car in nothing but a thong and wakes you up every day with breakfast in bed and anal sex."

Marry me

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"They’re all perfect in their own individuality.

Nah, some (just like some men) are total oxygen thieves.

Mr"

Especially these ones calling themselves “Baad Bitches”

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has big full lips.. "

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has intelligent both mental and emotional, has a warm heart.. the rest is immaterial really…

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

Has small feet so she can get closer to the kitchen sink and is allowed to marry in white to match the other kitchen appliances lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is called midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be perfect for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect woman doesn't exist

Miss S x

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Will sit and eat Biscuits with me

That's so easy for me to do

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"She likes dogs, drinks scotch

And I forgot the last part of that quote"

I love dogs and drink scotch

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"A chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom."

Unfortunately I'm not a very good cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows when to be submissive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect woman doesn't exist

Miss S x"

I disagree. There’s a moment in time where you look at someone and every single thing they do will captivate you with interest and intrigue. Just watching them or imagining them fills your heart with enough pleasure that you think you could cry tears of joy.

You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.

They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect woman doesn't exist

Miss S x

You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.

They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women. "

Totally get that as Mr J has said these things to me but I mean in general there is not a "perfect" woman but I get feeling a woman is perfect in your eyes.

Miss S x

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

If the perfect woman meets the perfect man would it create the perfect storm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do the photoshops of a perfect face and body all the time and they're never as sexy as a real living person as it's the imperfections and such that create the allure

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Doesn't exist

I'm here

Standing corrected.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Natalie Portman and a squeezy bottle of HP Sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail on the head!

What every guy actually wanted to post

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Must have that smile and eyes that memorize you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect woman doesn't exist

Miss S x

You fall in love with everything about them and all the imperfections or flaws that others see don’t exist in your thoughts.

They are perfect in every way. That’s the perfect women.

Totally get that as Mr J has said these things to me but I mean in general there is not a "perfect" woman but I get feeling a woman is perfect in your eyes.

Miss S x"

And that’s why mr J will feel like he’s the luckiest man alive.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Must have that smile and eyes that memorize you

So a photographic memory then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail on the head!

What every guy actually wanted to post

Acts like my mum? Nope, that’s not what I wanted to write.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I have too many imperfections, but they are what makes me, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have too many imperfections, but they are what makes me, me "
imperfections are the bits that make someone perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have too many imperfections, but they are what makes me, me "

Theres a couple of things about you that are pretty amazing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery.

Probably for the same reason that men know what to do to be better but so many fall wide of the mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya see , this is what gets me, women know what it is they should be doing, why is it so many fall short on the delivery.

Probably for the same reason that men know what to do to be better but so many fall wide of the mark

What should we be doing?….

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Bubbly and vivacious

Can laugh at herself

Always positive

Isn’t judgemental

Is not shallow or fake

Not bitchy or jealous of others

Is sexually adventurous/ voracious

Has no inhibitions in the bedroom

Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.

Loves sport especially football

Understands the offside rule and VAR

Loves to dress up

Loves role play

Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial

Loves to travel and embrace new cultures

Is loyal and always has your back

Knows what being a good parent means

Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants

Is kind and generous to others

Respects other people and there opinions

Has manners

Doesn’t eat Tuna

Takes care of her appearance and health

Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly

Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).

Is into swinging

Learns how to give a proper blow job

Enjoys taking risks

Is spontaneous

Slightly crazy sometimes

Loves her arse rimmed

Can talk dirty (properly)

Loves her family especially her parents

Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.

Has her own career and purpose

Isn’t needy or clingy

Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in

Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.

Likes cheese!!

That’s all really

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

The perfect woman!!!!!

…….. actually fancies me and wants to shag me!

(Not many of them woman exists)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"She likes dogs, drinks scotch

And I forgot the last part of that quote"

She tickles your pickle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubbly and vivacious

Can laugh at herself

Always positive

Isn’t judgemental

Is not shallow or fake

Not bitchy or jealous of others

Is sexually adventurous/ voracious

Has no inhibitions in the bedroom

Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.

Loves sport especially football

Understands the offside rule and VAR

Loves to dress up

Loves role play

Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial

Loves to travel and embrace new cultures

Is loyal and always has your back

Knows what being a good parent means

Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants

Is kind and generous to others

Respects other people and there opinions

Has manners

Doesn’t eat Tuna

Takes care of her appearance and health

Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly

Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).

Is into swinging

Learns how to give a proper blow job

Enjoys taking risks

Is spontaneous

Slightly crazy sometimes

Loves her arse rimmed

Can talk dirty (properly)

Loves her family especially her parents

Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.

Has her own career and purpose

Isn’t needy or clingy

Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in

Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.

Likes cheese!!

That’s all really

32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though

What's the pass mark?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

No right or wrong it’s just my opinion so take or leave xxx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though

What's the pass mark?"

I failed on having a career and purpose, eyes open for facial, enjoying rimming and eating tuna

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Does not exist

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though

What's the pass mark?

I failed on having a career and purpose, eyes open for facial, enjoying rimming and eating tuna"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubbly and vivacious

Can laugh at herself

Always positive

Isn’t judgemental

Is not shallow or fake

Not bitchy or jealous of others

Is sexually adventurous/ voracious

Has no inhibitions in the bedroom

Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.

Loves sport especially football

Understands the offside rule and VAR

Loves to dress up

Loves role play

Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial

Loves to travel and embrace new cultures

Is loyal and always has your back

Knows what being a good parent means

Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants

Is kind and generous to others

Respects other people and there opinions

Has manners

Doesn’t eat Tuna

Takes care of her appearance and health

Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly

Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).

Is into swinging

Learns how to give a proper blow job

Enjoys taking risks

Is spontaneous

Slightly crazy sometimes

Loves her arse rimmed

Can talk dirty (properly)

Loves her family especially her parents

Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.

Has her own career and purpose

Isn’t needy or clingy

Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in

Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.

Likes cheese!!

That’s all really

A fantasy list lol this woman does not exist! No one is always positive!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though

What's the pass mark?

I failed on having a career and purpose, eyes open for facial, enjoying rimming and eating tuna"

At the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

32.5/39 not bad.... lots of half marks awarded though

What's the pass mark?

I failed on having a career and purpose, eyes open for facial, enjoying rimming and eating tuna"

Perhaps we should bring these kind of lists to socials or use as a pre-social checklist to filter and get our wants matched up better

genuinely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bubbly and vivacious

Can laugh at herself

Always positive

Isn’t judgemental

Is not shallow or fake

Not bitchy or jealous of others

Is sexually adventurous/ voracious

Has no inhibitions in the bedroom

Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.

Loves sport especially football

Understands the offside rule and VAR

Loves to dress up

Loves role play

Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial

Loves to travel and embrace new cultures

Is loyal and always has your back

Knows what being a good parent means

Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants

Is kind and generous to others

Respects other people and there opinions

Has manners

Doesn’t eat Tuna

Takes care of her appearance and health

Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly

Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).

Is into swinging

Learns how to give a proper blow job

Enjoys taking risks

Is spontaneous

Slightly crazy sometimes

Loves her arse rimmed

Can talk dirty (properly)

Loves her family especially her parents

Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.

Has her own career and purpose

Isn’t needy or clingy

Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in

Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.

Likes cheese!!

That’s all really

This...only I'm not so bothered about the football

Some interest in F1 would be appreciated...and aeroplanes..and watching Sharpe

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Bubbly and vivacious

Can laugh at herself

Always positive

Isn’t judgemental

Is not shallow or fake

Not bitchy or jealous of others

Is sexually adventurous/ voracious

Has no inhibitions in the bedroom

Has no chip on there shoulder or sense of entitlement.

Loves sport especially football

Understands the offside rule and VAR

Loves to dress up

Loves role play

Looks into your eyes as she takes a facial

Loves to travel and embrace new cultures

Is loyal and always has your back

Knows what being a good parent means

Doesn’t try to ‘dress her man’ how she wants

Is kind and generous to others

Respects other people and there opinions

Has manners

Doesn’t eat Tuna

Takes care of her appearance and health

Has her own circle of friends she sees regularly

Watches porn and Match of the Day( separately).

Is into swinging

Learns how to give a proper blow job

Enjoys taking risks

Is spontaneous

Slightly crazy sometimes

Loves her arse rimmed

Can talk dirty (properly)

Loves her family especially her parents

Is intelligent and aware of what goes on in the world.

Has her own career and purpose

Isn’t needy or clingy

Isn’t afraid to stand up for what she believes in

Is open and clear exactly what she wants in the bedroom.

Likes cheese!!

That’s all really

A fantasy list lol this woman does not exist! No one is always positive! "

The OP asked for the “perfect woman “. Of course no one is perfect are they xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail on the head!

What every guy actually wanted to post

I worry about every guy that wants that in a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… is always the one that got away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..has the body of lemonbuttercream ^^

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