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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Era, tha sin all lasses putting statuses up ta’day abart youngens gu’in back ta school, “Aww look at are Okayden, Haruuuken and Hadooken gu’in back ta big school int new ironed uniform, am in tears ????”.

Tha want in tears when tha dropped em off last Friday ta weekend dad, tekin thi maintenance beans and spending it on glitter leopard print shellac nails, 12 mins ont subbed, 10 gram of Drum bakky, a corn beef scented candle, a 4 quid Pino de la Prosecco from Lidl and a kettle ta save 10 quid ont lecky bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible OP but enjoyed the use of language in it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hahahahahaha ..

Although shops don't sell 10G packs of Baccy any more ..

And Amber Leaf is cheaper as you get free Rizlas with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know about these corned beef scented candles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah spent ma maintenince on booze, ah'll ave ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these corned beef scented candles..."

Me Too!

My husband would absolutely love one of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these corned beef scented candles..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Era, tha sin all lasses putting statuses up ta’day abart youngens gu’in back ta school, “Aww look at are Okayden, Haruuuken and Hadooken gu’in back ta big school int new ironed uniform, am in tears ????”.

Tha want in tears when tha dropped em off last Friday ta weekend dad, tekin thi maintenance beans and spending it on glitter leopard print shellac nails, 12 mins ont subbed, 10 gram of Drum bakky, a corn beef scented candle, a 4 quid Pino de la Prosecco from Lidl and a kettle ta save 10 quid ont lecky bill. "

My fave thread of all time. Tha-nos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh aye

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

See all

Hear all

Say nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This totally original joke that definitely doesn’t get posted on facebook every September is hilarious. Same time next year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a black country girl, I understood every word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a black country girl, I understood every word "

As a Black city boy I just about managed to as well.

Oh wait you meant-

Nvm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant read it its fucking with my dyslexia

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