FabSwingers.com forum: —Chocolate: A Woman's Best Friend

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lådìes, Bínarìes, Whatévèries and Persons of Interest...

Earlier this evening I was chatting to my next door neighbour, who is a cookbook writer, and the subject of chocolate was briefed upon. She fervently opined that chocolate is a woman's best friend!

The question is open to all, but ladies - is this true? If so, do you prefer dark, milk, white or flavoured chocolate?

Is it a guilty pleasure? Is it a 'mood positive' experience?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Adore it! Milk for me and Cadbury is best imo! Alas I have to refrain or try to as diabetic x

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Milk chocolate for me please. I like ripples or twirls or yorkies.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I like dark chocolate, which is best eaten in small quantities because it's so rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never touch my chocolate and never ask me to share

Has to be dark, at least 80% and occasionally favoured.

Pxx

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It's not true, no

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

No thank you, I’d rather have a bag of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I quite like white chocolate but only occasionally - a few squares with raspberries. Or cherries. Or a white chocolate and cherry cheesecake. It's quite sweet. Doesn't really give me an endorphin rush; I'd much rather have cheese.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I quite like white chocolate but only occasionally - a few squares with raspberries. Or cherries. Or a white chocolate and cherry cheesecake. It's quite sweet. Doesn't really give me an endorphin rush; I'd much rather have cheese. "

Cheese should be the new cake….

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Gone off chocolate since getting older so seldom have any. Would rather suck a mint these days or have a toffee.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix. The illusion of choice when they fuvking identical. Over promise under deliver.

That’s chocolate.

Cheese is honest, and aside of that French one that smells so bad I’d happy shove my face in a blender, reliably awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dark chocolate kind of girl bournvile & black magic yes please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I used to be very keen on chocolate but can take it or leave it nowadays. So no, not applicable to me.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I don’t like white chocolate

just thought I’d put that out there!

Cotè D’Or is my favourite milk chocolate (French)

Cadburys is like tasteless wax

I do love a Ferrero Rocher

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a complex relationship with chocolate. It asks me to pay financially and emotionally. That's not best friend behaviour.

Chocolate week is coming up.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cheese should be the new cake….

Yes please. Or replace the insufferable popcorn offers.

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

Dark always.

Brazil nuts coated in it.

A small square of it with a handful of hazelnuts and dried cherries.

Melted into strawberries and pineapples and kept in the freezer as a snack.

At certain times of the month I would

Chose the chocolate to hit the right spots over a man without hesitation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my sweet tooth over the last year, but back when I was a chocolate guzzling demon I liked montezuma, or a double decker. I'd get that dreamy endorphin hit every time.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cheese should be the new cake….

Yes please. Or replace the insufferable popcorn offers."

A salted popcorn fondue might be interesting though…..

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Dark chcolate 70% cocoa solids or more. Spike with a little chilli or honeycomb.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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Alas, fair maiden, you are mistaken: Chocolate will give you unconditional friendship and will happily smear over your derrière. Google will betray you and smear your good name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinder bueno is a dream come true.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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Alas, fair maiden, you are mistaken: Chocolate will give you unconditional friendship and will happily smear over your derrière. Google will betray you and smear your good name.

What about diamonds? I've been lied to!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Nope, not the least bit bothered about chocolate. It's not my friend - I only have to think about it and I can feel both a migraine emerging and my waistline expanding. I rarely ever buy it and the odd occasion I consume it is generally as a result of someone gifting me chocolate.

That said, it's great for adding to a chilli!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Conditioner is my best friend. And a good gel or mousse

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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Alas, fair maiden, you are mistaken: Chocolate will give you unconditional friendship and will happily smear over your derrière. Google will betray you and smear your good name.

What about diamonds? I've been lied to!

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They're forever. Chocolate, however, is ephemeral.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dark chcolate 70% cocoa solids or more. Spike with a little chilli or honeycomb. "

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Chocolate and Chilli...who would have thought?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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Alas, fair maiden, you are mistaken: Chocolate will give you unconditional friendship and will happily smear over your derrière. Google will betray you and smear your good name.

What about diamonds? I've been lied to!

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They're forever. Chocolate, however, is ephemeral.

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but chocolate, however, is ephemeral. Needs work

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Nope, I can take it or leave it....cheese/cheesy snacks and Haribo are my friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese... "

Many moons ago her ladyship and I conducted a Fab poll on chocolate or cheese. Cheese won.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cheese...

Many moons ago her ladyship and I conducted a Fab poll on chocolate or cheese. Cheese won.

Mr"

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Ok.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"No it isn't true. I like good chocolate with a high cocoa content but it isn't my friend. Someone told me recently that Google was my friend though

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Alas, fair maiden, you are mistaken: Chocolate will give you unconditional friendship and will happily smear over your derrière. Google will betray you and smear your good name.

What about diamonds? I've been lied to!

Flake shape or bar shape

It never helps ma shape

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

I gave up chocolate and sweets in 1990.for new years and haven't had any since.

So it isn't my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very rarely eat chocolate. Maybe a couple of times a year.

I just never fancy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the majority but not all women, I rarely eat chocolate I'm more of a sweets girl

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Next time I'm doing a Cheese thread.

Twønk.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Next time I'm doing a Cheese thread.

Twønk."

I’m in for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury’s chocolate buttons for me!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Dark for me, the higher the coco % the better. And has to come out of the fridge to be eaten.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Next time I'm doing a Cheese thread.

Twønk.

I’m in for that one

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In for...cheese? Or chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone that keeps promising me chocolate but never delivers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its certainly aint me that much is clear

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I know someone that keeps promising me chocolate but never delivers!

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Ouch! Ok, ok, hint taken. I'll bring gifts of the highest order at the next City Social™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone that keeps promising me chocolate but never delivers!

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Ouch! Ok, ok, hint taken. I'll bring gifts of the highest order at the next City Social™.

Oh I wasn't hinting

but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve found my debit card on payday is my wife’s best friend but she does usually buy chocolate with it.

Funnily enough she doesn’t let me buy beer on hers when she gets paid

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm more of a pastries lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White choc is best.

Lindt pic n mix is high up there but to be less classy a double decker is sufficient X X

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Next time I'm doing a Cheese thread.

Twønk.

I’m in for that one

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In for...cheese? Or chocolate?"

Cheeeeeeeese please Grommit

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Next time I'm doing a Cheese thread.

Twønk.

I’m in for that one

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In for...cheese? Or chocolate?

Cheeeeeeeese please Grommit

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Acknowledged!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

A cheese thread or a cheesy thread

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A cheese thread or a cheesy thread

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Ok ok, point taken: a cheese thread next time.

Let me get my "Handbags Part II" thread out of the way first!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Lilly O'Brien's chocolate deserts washed down with a Moet has been known to loosen knicker elastic.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

"A cheese thread or a cheesy thread

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Ok ok, point taken: a cheese thread next time.

Let me get my "Handbags Part II" thread out of the way first!

You thread about whatever takes your fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all chocolate but would rather have a packet of crisp or cheese any day

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Lilly O'Brien's chocolate deserts washed down with a Moët has been known to loosen knicker elastic. "

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Some types of Welsh cheese will also have that effect if Caerphilly done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone try the Tayto Cheese& Onion chocolate?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Did anyone try the Tayto Cheese& Onion chocolate?"

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I had to search for this online. I'd never heard of it. It's made in Belfast.

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