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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS

"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.

The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.

For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.

A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.

The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."

So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that was the case, I'd have the biggest cock on Fab

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"If that was the case, I'd have the biggest cock on Fab"

I missed this little gem from the end of the article.

"The team found only a weak correlation between nose size and the weight of your balls."

A

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS

"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.

The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.

For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.

A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.

The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."

So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?

A"

My limited experience: white guys with 'long' faces - think Jimmy Nail for a extreme example - are VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that was the case, I'd have the biggest cock on Fab

I missed this little gem from the end of the article.

"The team found only a weak correlation between nose size and the weight of your balls."

A"

That was actually going to be my next question. Better put the scales away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, sounds like jealous propaganda aimed at my delightfully cute nose.

Shenanigans, I'm calling it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


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So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?

A"

I'm not ghey and have never shagged a corpse

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is a flaccid nose ? Has the cartilage been removed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a flaccid nose ? Has the cartilage been removed ?"

They nose who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Pinocchio was a bit of a stud, then….?

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By *za123Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Haha not true lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I guess my big nose is an outlier then

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Has anyone seen Big Harolds nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen Big Harolds nose?"

How does he smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same as big tit big slit?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is this the same as big tit big slit?"

Or big clit big slit ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ah I love a decent nose. Solid. Almost Roman. Big.

I'm not a size queen but I want something that likes a comfortable seat. Good noses are really really hot.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Imagine donating your body to science, then some pervy white overcoated fucks start measuring up your arsehole, nipple distance, tongue to pussy capability. You might be disappointed depending on your outlook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big nose but my cock is so tiny it's non-existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can probably disprove this theory.

I have a very prominent nose (see profile pic).

But my appendage is average (see gallery pic).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's all bollocks.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Here's a more interesting observation I've made. The biggest cocks I've seen IRL have all belonged to TV/TS with the average size of TV/TS cocks also being a fair amount bigger than non TV/TS cocks I've seen IRL.

My research is ongoing though and it would be crass to reveal the sample size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can vouch that it is not true in my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky "
i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start "

You would have applied

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Time to start comparing our noses against sky remotes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Unfortunately not true with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ToYt5SgGDgI

Winston

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We all know about Pinocchio don’t we…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start

You would have applied "
i want yo now just to see if i can fit a dinner plate under the foreskin see if i can make it like a kenyans ear lobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants the job of stretching out a dead mans winky i wonder how the job is advertised dead winky stretcher roles available immediate start

You would have applied i want yo now just to see if i can fit a dinner plate under the foreskin see if i can make it like a kenyans ear lobe "

to be fair it looks like you could

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london


"Shamelessly borrowed from IFLS

"A team of scientists has studied the noses and genitals of recently deceased corpses to determine if the "big nose big hose" hypothesis is true. It's good news, large-nosed brethren, for the forensic scientists found that the larger the honker the, uh, larger your "down there" honker.

The researchers looked at one hundred twenty-six male corpses for their study, all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine from April 2015 to March 2019. All cadavers were aged between 30 and 50 years old, and their postmortem conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place.

For the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, the team took measurements of the bodies' heights, weight, length, and girth of their flaccid penis and the weight of their testicles. Of course, it's not really possible to induce an erection in a corpse, so instead "stretched penile length" was used, whereby a researcher stretched the penises manually, which the researchers say gives an accurate measurement of what their erect length would have been when alive.

A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.

The team found that the most highly correlated factors were flaccid penile length and stretched penile length. No surprises there. However, the next biggest correlation was between nose size and stretched penile length. The bigger your nose, the larger the "erect" penis."

So - men and women of Fab. Are they right?

Nope that is a big big lie

A"

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Call me Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People call me fuck nose, a lot………….or are they just answering a question……….

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

That's explains it then

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Cut v's uncut still being debated even on the slab. Hoping to affect science with my snood

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