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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A lot like rant-mas !!

Batten down the hatches. There is a storm brewing. Watch out for the grumpies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes not good.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

guess what.....

Im not in a grump today! woohooooo

give it time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am grumpy! Beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guess what.....

Im not in a grump today! woohooooo

give it time though

body like yours how can you ever be grumpy xx

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"guess what.....

Im not in a grump today! woohooooo

give it time though

body like yours how can you ever be grumpy xx"
nice line!! lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

God damn Parider you never shut the door. There is two of em scurrying around in here. Quick scoot them out before they start to whinge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i just think Hels bells is a lovely looking woman.

thought id say so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arm hurtsssss arghhhhh

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"God damn Parider you never shut the door. There is two of em scurrying around in here. Quick scoot them out before they start to whinge

Oi! I aint whinging!! but if you want me too ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth hurtsssss arghhhhhh

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"no i just think Hels bells is a lovely looking woman.

thought id say so."

aww thank you

cheque is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been eating something with vitamin c in it julie?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"guess what.....

Im not in a grump today! woohooooo

give it time though

body like yours how can you ever be grumpy xx nice line!! lol

I liked it lol so sod off with your eye rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been eating something with vitamin c in it julie?"

Erm nope

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm horny and whingy and grumpy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

*coughs, tempting! read the above, when we have had a rant, THEN you can jump them... deal?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm happy as hell and have nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

*coughs, tempting! read the above, when we have had a rant, THEN you can jump them... deal?

Ok deal.. If you hold them down

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

*coughs, tempting! read the above, when we have had a rant, THEN you can jump them... deal?

La la la my jollibobs are lovely and I'm so happy

(d'ya think that did it?)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

*coughs, tempting! read the above, when we have had a rant, THEN you can jump them... deal?

La la la my jollibobs are lovely and I'm so happy

(d'ya think that did it?)"

yeah!

they'll never had guessed

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'm happy as hell and have nothing to rant about

See! ladies! _muma got it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY... My new phone arrived today and it's lush!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY... My new phone arrived today and it's lush!

Are you as happy as a dog with two tails wishy? Are ya? Are ya?

(someone had to do it and it felt so goooood!)

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

Ooh can you take some pics before you spit your dummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely tin hat day today!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What has been going on today? Am I going to have to read every thread to find out?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's the 4-5pm rant rush. It always seems to peak then. Maybe that's when disagreeable people wake up from their afternoon nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"julie shhhhhhhhhh! let's lull them into a false sense of security pretending we're all happy and then we can double whammy them with our moans and rants

just dont tell em I said

Ok Hells I am right behind you on this one

Ooh can you take some pics before you spit your dummy?"

Well we know you're kinky Ryan but even I draw the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a new book out for Christmas:

The Grumpallo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's the 4-5pm rant rush. It always seems to peak then. Maybe that's when disagreeable people wake up from their afternoon nap. "

Rant rush hour. I've just read the spelling rant.

Why aren't people discussing Leveson or NYC not having violent crime on Monday? Focus the rants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no i just think Hels bells is a lovely looking woman.

thought id say so."

She's gorgeous. You are a man of very good taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say my feet are frigging killing me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I have my rant now?

In fact it's the beta rant!!

I was really horny (that was my original rant) so I hit a bar, had a (few) cocktails and found myself a nice expat. So far so good.

Great kisses, lovely when he headed down :-

I went to return the favour and had to stop and check I was seeing straight!!! Nice and girthy but only three inches

Short-changed doesn't even begin to cover how I feel!

So I'm now partially satisfied (like I said, good lingual skills) but it's like ordering a three course dinner and getting a great starter, some lovely wine, smelling great aromas from the kitchen then being told they picked up a generic burger, is that ok??

Horny in the the middle of the Med.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not grumpy, I've just got a lovely new kettle

... anyone fancy a cuppa?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can I have my rant now?

In fact it's the beta rant!!

I was really horny (that was my original rant) so I hit a bar, had a (few) cocktails and found myself a nice expat. So far so good.

Great kisses, lovely when he headed down :-

I went to return the favour and had to stop and check I was seeing straight!!! Nice and girthy but only three inches

Short-changed doesn't even begin to cover how I feel!

Horny in the the middle of the Med.

Whatever happened to 'its not the size, it's the way it's used'?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I have my rant now?

In fact it's the beta rant!!

I was really horny (that was my original rant) so I hit a bar, had a (few) cocktails and found myself a nice expat. So far so good.

Great kisses, lovely when he headed down :-

I went to return the favour and had to stop and check I was seeing straight!!! Nice and girthy but only three inches

Short-changed doesn't even begin to cover how I feel!

Horny in the the middle of the Med.

Whatever happened to 'its not the size, it's the way it's used'?"

Find a woman who'll say that with a straight face about one that's under four inches in length and you know he's loaded!

If his other skills had been fantastic rather than just nice/good then I might be a little more satisfied. But I'm still horny and frustrated and my friend is laughing at me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm not grumpy, I've just got a lovely new kettle

... anyone fancy a cuppa?

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yes please....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I have my rant now?

In fact it's the beta rant!!

I was really horny (that was my original rant) so I hit a bar, had a (few) cocktails and found myself a nice expat. So far so good.

Great kisses, lovely when he headed down :-

I went to return the favour and had to stop and check I was seeing straight!!! Nice and girthy but only three inches

Short-changed doesn't even begin to cover how I feel!

Horny in the the middle of the Med.

I do not accept your rant. You're in the middle of the Med, had great oral and kisses and your earlier rant was that you are horny with no chance.

My rant is that I am horny, cold and at home alone. Although, QT has just started so I can rant at the television now.

Enjoy the rest of your time there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have my rant now?

In fact it's the beta rant!!

I was really horny (that was my original rant) so I hit a bar, had a (few) cocktails and found myself a nice expat. So far so good.

Great kisses, lovely when he headed down :-

I went to return the favour and had to stop and check I was seeing straight!!! Nice and girthy but only three inches

Short-changed doesn't even begin to cover how I feel!

Horny in the the middle of the Med.

I do not accept your rant. You're in the middle of the Med, had great oral and kisses and your earlier rant was that you are horny with no chance.

My rant is that I am horny, cold and at home alone. Although, QT has just started so I can rant at the television now.

Enjoy the rest of your time there."

sorry but it did make me laugh

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was tempted to be grumpy earlier. I opened a packet of Maryland and they were a bit soft. But then decided, no fuck it ! Gave myself a cheesy grin and dunked em in my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was happy earlier but I may get grumpy in the next 10 mins... Can't make my mind up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not grumpy, I've just got a lovely new kettle

... anyone fancy a cuppa?

yes please....

cuppasoup?

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