FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday rant attempt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have nothing saved up for this week so

shall have to improvise.

So I'm on my train to work this morning when it happened. And I wouldn't mind but it only happens to me, and usually its every morning. I'm utterly sick of it. Do they not know that I'm there, and that it shouldn't be allowed in a public place. I'd complain but they'd just fob me off with vouchers and tell me to go and wash it out.

It's never anyone else, it's always me. I can move seats or even catch a later train but it always finds me. Friends say that I'm being paranoid and if I feel that worried about it I should call the police. But they'll take ages to turn up and who trusts them these days after Leveson and Hillsborough. I ask you. Bloody Cameron's Britain. It's been happening ever since the EU supreme court ruled on it, and our supine government bent over and took it up the arse.

So the next time it happens I'm going to grab who does it, ram some string down their neck and out their arse and use them as a lightswitch in my bathroom. Fecking arsebiscuits!

There, I feel better now.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i feel angry about sometime i go and work on the heavy bag for a bit.

get a cheap on from argos.

be handy shoving all them people out of the way on the train.

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I lost interest...

But just in case: leave the poor single guys alone!!!

By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"when i feel angry about sometime i go and work on the heavy bag for a bit.

Is it often heavy?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i feel angry about sometime i go and work on the heavy bag for a bit.

Is it often heavy?"

took two people to lift it on to the frame.

it is filled with sand.