FabSwingers.com forum: Pizza delivery guy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m thinking of getting an easy second job some evenings, I was curious if many people would invite a pizza delivery guy in for fun. Would you invite me in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not, far too many carbs and a bloated stomach would not make me feel sexy.

If I am ordering pizza it's a pig out on the sofa, watching a movie with Mr NBVN and/or the kids kind of evening.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But... But... The pizza would get cold

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

What about the postie?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No sorry ,

It would be the food I'd be after if I'd ordered take out.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’m thinking of getting an easy second job some evenings, I was curious if many people would invite a pizza delivery guy in for fun. Would you invite me in? "

Sounds like something a vampire would ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello Mr Pizza delivery err ummm… did you bring ummm .. extra pepperoni?

Nah can’t see it working.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

That could be quite the delivery charge

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Yea..we fuck every pizza guy. Thats why we order pizza. We just throw the pizza away. We have a thing for pizza guys. lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Presumably your boss would expect you back, too? That job wouldn't last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave the pizza at door because I got shit to do

neighbors might tip and ask for extra sausage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mate.... easy ?

Speak to delivery bods who are timed and have to navigate traffic and stairs and lunatics.......

The only sex you'd be able to provide would be a nano second grope while I took the pizza box from you and before I punched your eyeballs out....

A miss for me thanks.

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