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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What do you have that's fuck off scale?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Swearing in the forums for a start!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!! "

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Swearing in the forums for a start!! "

Like fuck off speakers, fuck off spoilers on the car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My to-do list

Every time check it I think to myself "aww f£%^ off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear."

Yeah like fuck we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are. "

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear."

Bullshit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My bed linen is probably the closest. I don't scrimp on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”"

Have you been listening in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

Have you been listening in??"

It was the “ejaculate all over my mammary glands” that really did it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tv 8k resolution after spending 3 years looking at it I can’t look at any tv and think it looks good

4K looks real bad to me now after live on the bleeding edge off tech for the last 3 years

Also on the bleeding have to donate a kidney to afford the thing talk about costing a arm and leg ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

Have you been listening in??

It was the “ejaculate all over my mammary glands” that really did it for me."

I got the dirty talk down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got big fuck off calves

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

Shirley


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”"

Omg I haven't laughed this hard for a very long fucking time! The promptly killed me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

Have you been listening in??

It was the “ejaculate all over my mammary glands” that really did it for me.

I got the dirty talk down "

I was very impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

Have you been listening in??

It was the “ejaculate all over my mammary glands” that really did it for me.

I got the dirty talk down

I was very impressed "

All in a Yorkshire accent.

Who could resist??

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

Shirley

Text talk, no punctuation, no conversation.

Don't have the time for any of the above.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”"

I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly”

Have you been listening in??

It was the “ejaculate all over my mammary glands” that really did it for me.

I got the dirty talk down

I was very impressed

All in a Yorkshire accent.

Who could resist??"

That’s every man’s dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse "

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that."

I'll send her a diagram.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that."

I don’t know like them posh birds love it up em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that.

I'll send her a diagram.

"

If your art doesn’t get her to do it nothing will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you have that's fuck off scale?"

I’ve got a fuck off collection of Irregular Choice shoes lol

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that. I don’t know like them posh birds love it up em "

My sources tell me he gets his pegging fill elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that. I don’t know like them posh birds love it up em

My sources tell me he gets his pegging fill elsewhere."

Well now I'm intrigued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fuck off terrier

He'll bite yer ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that. I don’t know like them posh birds love it up em

My sources tell me he gets his pegging fill elsewhere.

Well now I'm intrigued."

There were online rumours that he’s ALLEGEDLY been seeing escorts because he likes to be pegged and Kate refuses to do it.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What do you have that's fuck off scale?"

My inverse patience for banality.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What do you have that's fuck off scale?

My inverse patience for banality."

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

… fuck off ball sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Swearing in the forums for a start!!

We’re all adults here. I’m sure we’re allowed to swear.

Yeah like fuck we are.

Imagine having sex with someone who doesn’t swear… “put that penis in my vagina promptly” I wonder if Kate says that to William or is she the kind a girl who’d say stick that cock in me fanny till ya balls are slapping my arse

She won’t even peg the poor bloke so no chance she talks like that. I don’t know like them posh birds love it up em

My sources tell me he gets his pegging fill elsewhere."

I imagine if William is anything like his family he’ll be a proper dirt bag

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