FabSwingers.com forum: Demi-god filters down...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay, the past few weeks I've chatted to a few good folks and one thing a few of them said was they were surprised a Demi-god of swing and Triple Platinum FAB member like me had even replied to them.

Now I'm well known for my modesty on the forums... as well as my stunning good looks, razor sharp wit and sparkling personality... but it got me wondering how many others are out there too scared to contact me

So, all filters down, open invite, shameless self promoting thread is declared officially open...

Try not to get singed by my glowing aura if you message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit. "

I suspect Funky and Soxy will want in as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit.

I suspect Funky and Soxy will want in as well.

Ah, so it's Olympus for our holibobs then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

Ok, Aphrodite, you're in. You have suck some seriously godly cock though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit.

I suspect Funky and Soxy will want in as well.

Ah, so it's Olympus for our holibobs then?

that would be Mount Olympus........I feel a name change coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

Ok, Aphrodite, you're in. You have suck some seriously godly cock though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

Ok, Aphrodite, you're in. You have suck some seriously godly cock though.

And I can't nick Aphrodites name! That would be so ungodly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit.

I suspect Funky and Soxy will want in as well.

Ah, so it's Olympus for our holibobs then?

that would be Mount Olympus........I feel a name change coming on!

I've no problem mounting Olympus. Regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

You mean like a tag team? You be Big Daddy and I'll be Giant Haystacks. That's sorta godly innit.

I suspect Funky and Soxy will want in as well.

Ah, so it's Olympus for our holibobs then?

that would be Mount Olympus........I feel a name change coming on!

I've no problem mounting Olympus. Regularly.

I'm a Nikon man myself!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

Ok, Aphrodite, you're in. You have suck some seriously godly cock though.

And I can't nick Aphrodites name! That would be so ungodly!

You could be Freyja. Norse goddess of love and bonking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooohhh is this a demi-god party or can anyone join in?!

Ok, Aphrodite, you're in. You have suck some seriously godly cock though.

And I can't nick Aphrodites name! That would be so ungodly!

Um.. we're gods, we can do what we like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not up to your standards,, do i have to drop to my knee's and do as you tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demi-gods, ready...................Olympus, ready.................let the mounting begin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demi-gods, ready...................Olympus, ready.................let the mounting begin!

Invictus... you want the business end or the chatty end?

I've decided to grow another cock, cos us gods can do that. Always fancied having two cocks so I can DP someone all by myself.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Demi-gods, ready...................Olympus, ready.................let the mounting begin!

Invictus... you want the business end or the chatty end?

I've decided to grow another cock, cos us gods can do that. Always fancied having two cocks so I can DP someone all by myself.

I'll go for the chatty end if you don't mind me old Demi-god pal. Stops the mortals complaining as we realease our divine seed all over them.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Wish I were a demi god ! I find god status has too much responsibility x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread could get very dirty and out of hand...............Sassy, give us a hand with these two , I think I may be too much for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

viccy boy and wishy if your gods can you at least make cum taste nice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"viccy boy and wishy if your gods can you at least make cum taste nice please

I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the way to my inbox

Is it far to olympus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on the way to my inbox

Is it far to olympus?"

get the 69 bus, you'll be there in a jiffy, don't bother gettin a return ticket though, you won't wanna leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

I just nearly pee'd myself laughing at that!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Why would I lower myself to meet mere demi-gods? I want the full deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Why would I lower myself to meet mere demi-gods? I want the full deal!"

Some of these mortal bints are so bloody fussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

thats the demi-god glow dontchya know!! Its a dance too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I lower myself to meet mere demi-gods? I want the full deal!

Some of these mortal bints are so bloody fussy!!

There's no pleasing some people eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

I'm the God of barber shops dontcha know!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Why would I lower myself to meet mere demi-gods? I want the full deal!

Some of these mortal bints are so bloody fussy!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

I'm the God of barber shops dontcha know!"

Now the two cocks thing was a good idea, but maybe one above the other would have been better for DP.

Gods have always got it a bit wrong on the design front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

I'm the God of barber shops dontcha know!

Now the two cocks thing was a good idea, but maybe one above the other would have been better for DP.

Gods have always got it a bit wrong on the design front

I can ride side saddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and wishy wow what a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rightie.. who wants to be DP'd?

your bell ends are rotting and covered in mould

I'm the God of barber shops dontcha know!

Now the two cocks thing was a good idea, but maybe one above the other would have been better for DP.

Gods have always got it a bit wrong on the design front

Unfortunately, Paint Shop Pro was designed by mere mortals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But don’t gods have to wear open-toed sandals even when its cold …….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But don’t gods have to wear open-toed sandals even when its cold …….!.

ankle socks and sand shufflers are all the rage in the demi-god world , keeps the tootsies warm n toasty!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Right, just to put my sandled foot down before this gets out of hand, a few rules:

1 No eating babies who then tear you apart and become divine rulers - it's messy and ruins the rugs.

3 Where has 2 gone?

2 Oh, there it is.

4 We need to cast someone down into the underworld for some great misdeed. How about an embaressing vegtable related incident? Any thoughts?

5 Tupping of mortal bints should be rationed to six a day per Demi-god. We don't want to wear them all out too quickly.

I'll add more as my divine whim takes me.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Demi-gods...PFFT - I'd expect at least a semi so I've got something to work with...

And triple Platinum - YAWN...I've been a triple Irridium-plated Rhodium member for some time now...

And as for glowing aura - try living near Sellafield all your life...

Mortal Fabbians...forget these pretenders to Godhood and worship at the perfectly manicured feet of BlondePersephone herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demi-gods...PFFT - I'd expect at least a semi so I've got something to work with...

And triple Platinum - YAWN...I've been a triple Irridium-plated Rhodium member for some time now...

And as for glowing aura - try living near Sellafield all your life...

Mortal Fabbians...forget these pretenders to Godhood and worship at the perfectly manicured feet of BlondePersephone herself

Uh-hu! Get thee behind me Medusa! Ignore these mere pretenders to my rightful throne, for only I have the power to keep you up all night redbull. And verily I shall make you take my name in vain, over and over again.

So, to sum up. Believe in me=sexual ecstasy and good clothes shopping trips.

Believe in false idols=eternal damnation and probably an unspecified std.

That's how the god thing works isn't it? Denounce everyone else and make it so they're all liars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 Tupping of mortal bints should be rationed to six a day per Demi-god. We don't want to wear them all out too quickly. "

Um.. point of order there Brother Deity.. I have two cocks so that'll be twelve mortal bints for my pleasure.

(quick count: two hands, two dicks, one mouth, 2 nipples, one ass (ok, so I being rimmed).. that makes um.. 8.)

I'll settle for 8.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can my devine tupping cum in a shower of gold so I can get the fun AND some new shoes?

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over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

WTF???? green cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

WTF???? green cock?

It's my Christmas cock....s only cums out once a year y'know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do gods piss glitter……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do gods piss glitter……

Look, if it's a golden shower you're after you need to speak to Hades about that. That's his bag, his thing, geddit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do gods piss glitter……

Look, if it's a golden shower you're after you need to speak to Hades about that. That's his bag, his thing, geddit.

Not that it’s my thing, but it’s rather chilly today, so if it’s hot piss I could be tempted….!.

But if it’s cold piss, I’m not keen.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Er, excuse me all you fake idols and tin pot house sprites, I'm the Demi-god and this is my thread.

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OoOoOoOoooOo! Did someone mention glitter?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Er, excuse me all you fake idols and tin pot house sprites, I'm the Demi-god and this is my thread.

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!

Come on then if you think you're hard enough...

Admin, can we have a fisticuffs smiley please???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know your place mortals and semi gods, the real almighty is here.

Quake in your boots and bow before me urchins, none is finer than this ultra god of all that you wishe you were.

Ladies, form a queue so that I may slake my lust and men get ready the dogs of war and unleash them upon the unsuspecting cretins that dare not quake in my shadow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, excuse me all you fake idols and tin pot house sprites, I'm the Demi-god and this is my thread.

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!

But surely any god worth his salt just speaks with a very deep authoritative voice, rather than screeching and shouting like an uber-gay dude in mid-flounce, trying get his point across…… sheeeeeeeeez ……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd not be "virtually" engaged to you if you were just Mr Oridnary

Damn hard work being Funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er, excuse me all you fake idols and tin pot house sprites, I'm the Demi-god and this is my thread.

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!

Nah, he's a crap god. He'll just wax wrathful for a while and go on about smiting the unrighteous, realize no-one is listening and slink off to invent some new commandment for us to ignore. Like "thou shalt not eat loudly in cinemas" or something.

Demi-god my left nut. Found better gods than you at the bottom of my laundry basket.

(cries of persecute, kill the heretic in the distance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, all filters down, open invite, shameless self promoting thread is declared officially open...

Tried to message, but it bounced back with "Sorry, demi gods can lower standards, but not that far

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"So, all filters down, open invite, shameless self promoting thread is declared officially open...

Tried to message, but it bounced back with "Sorry, demi gods can lower standards, but not that far

If your standards really are that low then I really need to hear from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm a shorter demi-god than he is, I can go lower.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think I'm a shorter demi-god than he is, I can go lower.

I can do a jack russel, but knees creak domething rotten.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think I'm a shorter demi-god than he is, I can go lower.

I can do a jack russel, but knees creak domething rotten. "

Pictures or GTFO =======}

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think I'm a shorter demi-god than he is, I can go lower.

I can do a jack russel, but knees creak domething rotten.

Pictures or GTFO =======}"

Don't need to dude. If I do it now, you'll have to do it later because of the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I think I'm a shorter demi-god than he is, I can go lower.

I can do a jack russel, but knees creak domething rotten.

Pictures or GTFO =======}

Don't need to dude. If I do it now, you'll have to do it later because of the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies

DOH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump :D

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All very god-like. Where's the Chorus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All very god-like. Where's the Chorus?"

I love that aftershave! Got some for Xmas last year and it's still the good old mortal bint puller it always was.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All very god-like. Where's the Chorus?

I love that aftershave! Got some for Xmas last year and it's still the good old mortal bint puller it always was.

Wishy, I don't mean to be rude as I would not like a demi-god to click his fingers and make life worse for me. However, I have to ask, why do you still have your belt on but your cock out?

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over a year ago

"All very god-like. Where's the Chorus?

I love that aftershave! Got some for Xmas last year and it's still the good old mortal bint puller it always was.

Wishy, I don't mean to be rude as I would not like a demi-god to click his fingers and make life worse for me. However, I have to ask, why do you still have your belt on but your cock out?"

Coz his demi-goddess told him to belt up.....

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"bump :D"

Only if you wordship my divine awesomeness first, then you might get a bump then

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over a year ago

"All very god-like. Where's the Chorus?

I love that aftershave! Got some for Xmas last year and it's still the good old mortal bint puller it always was.

Wishy, I don't mean to be rude as I would not like a demi-god to click his fingers and make life worse for me. However, I have to ask, why do you still have your belt on but your cock out?"

Cos there was enough room to haul me meat n two veg out without undoing me trews, just the zip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump :D

Only if you wordship my divine awesomeness first, then you might get a bump then

oh g, i thought i was supposed to ask for a 'bonk'

if we're in mcds though I'll buy you a coffee

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"bump :D

Only if you wordship my divine awesomeness first, then you might get a bump then

oh g, i thought i was supposed to ask for a 'bonk'

if we're in mcds though I'll buy you a coffee

I'd be prepared to splash out on a coffee for you ... I've got a full card for a free one anyway, no expense spared on the charm offensive - well, no expense at all technically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

Can I be pantheon?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

Can I be pantheon?

You can start as goddess of inner thighs and work your way up if you like

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over a year ago

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

Can I be pantheon?

You can start as goddess of inner thighs and work your way up if you like

Is that a firm offer?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I just tried to message you and it came back with, "Why would one demi-god want to message another?"

Maybe would should get together and firm a pantheon?

Can I be pantheon?

You can start as goddess of inner thighs and work your way up if you like

Is that a firm offer?"

By the time you get there it certainly will be. There may be an oral exam to progress further though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need that card babbbbby

free latte for me

and some invictous toooooo

Now I know its the weekend

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Dunno about demi-gods but I've got a semi

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"You'll need that card babbbbby

free latte for me

and some invictous toooooo

Now I know its the weekend

Smooth me. You ladies just can't resist Vicci Boys charm offensives...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one click of this goddesses fingers , and we're bumped!

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