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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone with a massive hard on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because u sleep alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

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Clever!! And so early in the day too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

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They're not worthy...

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"anyone with a massive hard on?

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Would an average hard on be acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"because u sleep alone? "

Ah, yes, that could well be the reason! Well spotted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep and no one to share it with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

Would an average hard on be acceptable?"

Average sized and very hard? Or only averagely hard?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Have you tried the meets today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could if you decided to start meeting again

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"anyone with a massive hard on?

Would an average hard on be acceptable?

Average sized and very hard? Or only averagely hard?"

Someone nicked the hyphen between 'hard' and 'on'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried the meets today.. "

would she not have needed the meets yesterday to wake up with them???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could if you decided to start meeting again"

Not sure I could share a bed tbh, especially with an NSA shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new rabbit.........its the way forward! I plan inventing one that can mow the lawn too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a new rabbit.........its the way forward! I plan inventing one that can mow the lawn too "

It also needs to be able to make coffee in the morning, put the bins out an d get the bins back in again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a new rabbit.........its the way forward! I plan inventing one that can mow the lawn too

It also needs to be able to make coffee in the morning, put the bins out an d get the bins back in again. "

I'll get cracking......any ideas greatly appreciated, we can split the proceeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could if you decided to start meeting again

Not sure I could share a bed tbh, especially with an NSA shag."

first time i had a nsa guy stay over, i woke slightly in the morning and passed massive loud wind.. then remembered i wasnt alone! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

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Cos you got funny feet. Men don't like funny feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?"

She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.

It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?

She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.

It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case. "

If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"anyone with a massive hard on?

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....Because your profile says: I AM NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT!!!!!

That may keep some hard away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?

She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.

It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.

If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!! "

SSSSSHHHH! She'll fookin hear you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?

She'll kill me for saying this but Siren has THE worst morning breath ever! She leaned in for a morning kiss once and I nearly passed out.

It's like one of them scenes in a war film when poisonous gas is released and everyone falls over and all the birds drop from the sky. I keep a gas mask beside the bed now, just in case.

If she sees this post, that gas mask will travel!!!

SSSSSHHHH! She'll fookin hear you! "

Oh SIREN, Wishy says..................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

....Because your profile says: I AM NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT!!!!!

That may keep some hard away "

Details, details...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone with a massive hard on?

Cos you got funny feet. Men don't like funny feet. "

They're detachable. Not the entire feet, obviously, just the funny bits.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Would make a nice change I must admit. I got no chance unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?"

More like I can't be arsed to the meet them in the first place. I don't want hassle, just for a fittie to appear next to me with a raging boner just before I wake up, and then vanish again after we're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it because your profile says ur not meeting at the moment ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"maybe it because your profile says ur not meeting at the moment ??"

Psst, this was a joke thread to go with the one entitled "Why do I always wake up with".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe it because your profile says ur not meeting at the moment ??

Psst, this was a joke thread to go with the one entitled "Why do I always wake up with". "

Funsuckers everywhere

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Because you kick them out before they get too comfortable and hog the bed,hog the duvet,fart,burp,breath morning breath into your face?

More like I can't be arsed to the meet them in the first place. I don't want hassle, just for a fittie to appear next to me with a raging boner just before I wake up, and then vanish again after we're done."

Oh you mean a dream

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

You made me cream your tiger feet

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I dreamt there was a massive hard on next to me in my bed (attached to a hottie natch) and got all wet and everything

Was gutted when I realised it was just a dream

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Off for a nap now. Whats my chance of waking up with a hard on?

Oh well, a girl can dream (it's all I've got!)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Off for a nap now. Whats my chance of waking up with a hard on?

Oh well, a girl can dream (it's all I've got!) "

I would be worried if you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

You made me cream your tiger feet"

Ewwwww!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

You made me cream your tiger feet

Ewwwww! "

Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well personally.

if i woke up with you tiger id be asking myself.

1.why did we sleep and waste all this time.

2.sod everything else, lets do it again.

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

You made me cream your tiger feet

Ewwwww!

Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable "

Getting "ideas" over tiger slippers?

Only you, Ryan, it could only be you!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Wonder what's its like to have a tiger feet wank?

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

That's neat

You made me cream your tiger feet

Ewwwww!

Stop waving them in front of me. It's giving me ideas and i will get irritable

Getting "ideas" over tiger slippers?

Only you, Ryan, it could only be you! "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP - this could be read that you wake up with someone but they are flaccid.

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